Just Had A Brush With Death

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I once had Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Remember when we had breakfast with Tiffany out in Vegas? I don't, I wasn't there and I don't know how her remains got rolled into that carpet.

Such a tragedy...That was a damn nice rug.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Such a tragedy...That was a damn nice rug.

I'd tell you I miss that rug but I'm too smart to self incriminate.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Then there was My Dinner With Andre.

I had a salad...He had a buffalo.

I feel bad now.

I only eat the wings of the buffalo.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Such a tragedy...That was a damn nice rug.

I'd tell you I miss that rug but I'm too smart to self incriminate.

If rugs could talk. . . . .

. . . Then we'd have to wrap them in other rugs who didn't.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
If rugs could talk. . . . .

. . . Then we'd have to wrap them in other rugs who didn't.

"In the desert, no one can hear you scream."

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Then there was My Dinner With Andre.

I had a salad...He had a buffalo.

I feel bad now.

I only eat the wings of the buffalo.

I hear they taste like chicken.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Nothing like the sound of cracking *thigh bones.I also
enjoy the sound of popping knuckles.



*Chicken thigh bones,I'm not that weird.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Nothing like the sound of cracking *thigh bones.I also
enjoy the sound of popping knuckles.

Broken arms make a Humerus sound, too.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Broken arms make a Humerus sound, too.

I broke someone's today and I plan on doing the other one tomarrow.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No bone saw that coming

a reply to: FauxMulder

Tibia honest with you, neither did I...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

There are times that I almost believe you and think
I shouldn't play with you at all.You scare mama at
times.

a reply to: mamabeth

Never be scared of people who wear a fedora.

They're bat shat crazy.

Wait....that means you should be....

Just don't accept any invitations and you'll be ok.

a reply to: FauxMulder

That's why I never went to any of the group meetings.
I figured I would walk in and not walk out again,kinda
like a roach motel.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Nothing like the sound of cracking *thigh bones.I also
enjoy the sound of popping knuckles.

Broken arms make a Humerus sound, too.

Ulna gonna laugh at that.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No bone saw that coming

At least within a certain Radius.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I'm bone tired of this. The last pun war I was only able to make a marrow escape.

I'm starting to recycle them....I guess I could do a femur before I go.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: IAMTAT

I'm bone tired of this. The last pun war I was only able to make a marrow escape.

I'm starting to recycle them....I guess I could do a femur before I go.

Nothing wrong with hitting the ol' Punny Bone, now and then.

Okay...this thread has turned way too 'clever' for me.

**unfollowing**

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
Okay...this thread has turned way too 'clever' for me.

**unfollowing**

Did you have a bone to pick with the OP?