Just Had A Brush With Death

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I once had a brunch with Death.

He had an omelet and drank too much.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Did you practice proper oral hygiene after?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I have a squad of highly trained ferrets that scour my body and orifices' to keep me clean.

a reply to: DBCowboy

It's kinda like this

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Shiny teeth. love this version.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Just stand on his belly. When he lays down it's taller than any ladder.

Also: Gravity.

DB has his own and instead of plummeting to the ground as he fell TAT would have just smoothly gone into orbit around him.

Best simpsons episode ever.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

It's kinda like this

Actually, if you want to imagine what I may look like putting on yoga pants, just look at that image.

And to stay on topic, glad TAT is doing okay today.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I have a squad of highly trained ferrets that scour my body and orifices' to keep me clean.

I'm a 'remora' man, myself.



Those lil suckers are amazing.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

It's kinda like this

Hey! It's DB! And he looks hungry, hungry...

originally posted by: IAMTAT

Hey! It's another photo of DB! Oh, the huge manatee...

a reply to: DBCowboy

Just made me realize my title was a double entendre...as I was removing brush and almost died.
I'm a regular Ingmar Bergman.

Fell off a ladder about 8 feet coming off a roof onto a deck. hurt like hell, and bent the aluminum ladder with my body.


ETA: Despite the body being a glorified meat suit, its pretty resilient.. I've taken quite a few spills in my time and I've only ever broken 1 bone.

originally posted by: eXia7
ETA: Despite the body being a glorified meat suit, its pretty resilient.. I've taken quite a few spills in my time and I've only ever broken 1 bone.

I've broken quite a few, thankfully (and enjoyably) none were mine.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: eXia7
ETA: Despite the body being a glorified meat suit, its pretty resilient.. I've taken quite a few spills in my time and I've only ever broken 1 bone.

I've broken quite a few, thankfully (and enjoyably) none were mine.

Yeah It's always better if you break others bones... Less pain ya know?

a reply to: IAMTAT

You should retitle, "I Almost Had a Death with Brush".

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Just made me realize my title was a double entendre...as I was removing brush and almost died.
I'm a regular Ingmar Bergman.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Just made me realize my title was a double entendre...as I was removing brush and almost died.
I'm a regular Ingmar Bergman.

I once had Breakfast at Tiffany's.
...They kicked me out after I dropped my Egg McMuffin and spilled coffee all over the display case.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Just made me realize my title was a double entendre...as I was removing brush and almost died.
I'm a regular Ingmar Bergman.

I once had Breakfast at Tiffany's.
...They kicked me out after I dropped my Egg McMuffin and spilled coffee all over the display case.

I also had breakfast at Tiffany's. Then Tiffany and her husband walked into the kitchen and said, "Who are you and why are you eating our food???".

It got awkward after that.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Then there was My Dinner With Andre.



I had a salad...He had a buffalo.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I once had Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Remember when we had breakfast with Tiffany out in Vegas? I don't, I wasn't there and I don't know how her remains got rolled into that carpet.