Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season III

originally posted by: Liquesence
While reading the first paragraph, this is the song playing in my head:

Two and a half men aren't even close to how many men you need to make one of him, it's way more. Probably like two and two thirds men. Maybe even two and 11/16ths men.

originally posted by: geezlouise
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

*prematurely ovulates*

LOL.

But really, flyingclaydisk's story about buying the ranch, wow! That is some inspiring amazingly cool stuff. Just wow!

Glad you enjoyed it, succubus.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yeah,

Wife = 2

FCD = 11/16ths

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yeah,

Wife = 2

FCD = 11/16ths

Yeah, figured as much, I have one of those too.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Speaking of Two and 1/2 men...Where's DB?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

LOL! Great interview and answers! Glad I didn't miss this thread. Mason, I told you before to let me know when you put up a new interview.

Anyway, great job guys!

a reply to: IAMTAT

Screw that! Maybe I'm more than just 11/16ths!!

I'm goin' back to 2-1/3rd!!

ROAR!!

**smashing Mastadon leg bone into the fire pit!!**

"YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!"

Source

That was a great interview, guys.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Speaking of Two and 1/2 men...Where's DB?

I don't know but I think he may be a time traveler.

It says his last visit was tomorrow.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Say what you will...but you are definitely a man whom is at 'Home On The Range'...(in every sense of the word).

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Speaking of Two and 1/2 men...Where's DB?

Making his sofa whimper.

a reply to: Night Star

Glad you enjoyed. Now make the most recent victim some cookies or something.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Speaking of Two and 1/2 men...Where's DB?

I'm here, had to take a break and spend some time in jail.

They arrested me for being a crowd. Took them 3 days to realize it was just my thighs that weren't social distancing.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Your thighs are like really good friends, they stick together.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Speaking of Two and 1/2 men...Where's DB?

I'm here, had to take a break and spend some time in jail.

They arrested me for being a crowd. Took them 3 days to realize it was just my thighs that weren't social distancing.

Thank God. We were all so worried.
Called all the hospitals in Oregon and was about to search through those Covid-19 mass graves outside of Portland.

a reply to: IAMTAT

He would have been his own mass grave all by himself.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

He would have been his own mass grave all by himself.

That's what I assumed too.
One potential hit showed up on satellite images I was examining...but it turned out to be a Olympic-sized swimming pool someone was digging.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Speaking of Two and 1/2 men...Where's DB?

I'm here, had to take a break and spend some time in jail.

They arrested me for being a crowd. Took them 3 days to realize it was just my thighs that weren't social distancing.

Thank God. We were all so worried.
Called all the hospitals in Oregon and was about to search through those Covid-19 mass graves outside of Portland.

I was opting for a burial at sea but then they got upset about ocean levels rising.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
One potential hit showed up on satellite images I was examining...but it turned out to be a Olympic-sized swimming pool someone was digging.

I got the mound of dirt I thought they covered him up with confused with Mt. Hood.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I bet you thought I forgot.