What weapon would you take with you? Alien abduction

originally posted by: Allaroundyou
Is that a reference to HALO?

Nope, but I do keep it in my choppah.

originally posted by: asrockk
What weapon would you take with you if you knew you were about to be abducted by aliens?

I'd take a sharpened stick. Because they no doubt would have all kinds of hi-tech shields, magnets etc that would stop bullets, but they wouldn't expect a crazed man with a sharpened stick.

Interesting your thought is violence.. Even defensively

My Plastic Jesus of course....

I don't care if it rains or freezes, just as long as I've got my plasic jesus, glued to the dashboard of my car.



The Dr. Demento version was way better but I couldn't find it.

Then the aliens would treat me to a beer in celebration of finding this holy icon for they have been searching for eons.

For some reason they just thought the holy relic was inside of us. Silly aliens.

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: Maxatoria
Didn't NASA say they would use the AK47 as its about the simplest gun design around so if things do get nasty it'll last more than a lot of other guns.

I don't think guns* would be any good except to make one feel safe.I would consider
using sound waves and musical notes,example,blowing a shofar.


* Guns might be useless because these entities are interdimensional,you need spiritual
weapons to use against them.

why would we need any "weapons" against angels?

originally posted by: Blaine91555
Words.

...and a case of Jack.

Works with people, might work with Aliens.

...but alcohol also causes fights, perhaps the Aliens end up like the Minbari of the B5 universe, in that they become all roided crazy.

originally posted by: Allaroundyou

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: asrockk


My phased plasma rifle in the 40watt range.

Is that a reference to HALO? And if so I will join with a Plasma pistol and a BR combo

That would be Terminator, the scene where Arnie is examining the weapons and inquiring about them, finally asking about the 40 watt range plasma rifle.

The gun owner response is classic, "hey pal just what you see", without missing a beat.

Sorry, movie buff.

originally posted by: network dude

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: Maxatoria
Didn't NASA say they would use the AK47 as its about the simplest gun design around so if things do get nasty it'll last more than a lot of other guns.

I don't think guns* would be any good except to make one feel safe.I would consider
using sound waves and musical notes,example,blowing a shofar.


* Guns might be useless because these entities are interdimensional,you need spiritual
weapons to use against them.

why would we need any "weapons" against angels?

We are talking about the FALLEN angels,not the good ones!

I'd take DB. The aliens would be so busy trying to get him out of all that latex, rubber and leather, they'd never get around to probing me.

a reply to: asrockk


The common cold.

a reply to: DAVID64


He'd break their anti-grav device if they tried to use it to flip him over for a probing.

....Mother in Law ?

a reply to: asrockk

Curiosity and a desire to communicate.

"Aliens" are the the fallen nephilim and so a physical weapon is of no use as they are demons.
Best protection from "aliens" is the full armor of God,demons have no power when the name of Jesus Christ is mentioned.
In the days of Noah the nephilim were experimenting on all the creatures of the earth and they polluted what God had made in his own image(man). Because of this the great flood was necessary to cleanse the bloodlines that had been made corrupt from the earth.

Enoch 7:5-6
7.5 And they began to sin against birds, and against animals, and against
reptiles, and against fish, and they devoured one another's flesh, and drank
the blood from it.
7.6 Then the Earth complained about the lawless ones.

There is a reason in "alien" abduction cases that they take DNA and eggs from woman, just as the days of Noah were.

Enoch 6:1-2
6.1 And it came to pass, when the sons of men had increased, that in those
days there were born to them fair and beautiful daughters.
6.2 And the Angels, the sons of Heaven, saw them and desired them. And
they said to one another: "Come, let us choose for ourselves wives, from
the children of men, and let us beget, for ourselves, children."

The days are already here:

Matthew 24:37-39
37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,

39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

if southpark tought me anything the awnser is drugs

I'd take some impressive ATSers with me like Schuyler, Phage, all the mods, and Night Star. Cover all the angles-and a few of the gun-toting ATSers, too. I'm a true scaredy cat-and would need all the wit, intelligence and hudspa I could gather around me. Forget, the Seals; give me ATSers.

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The common cold.

Sneeze on them freaks when the saucer lands on their homeworld and become custodian of an entire planet. Make it into an entertainment park, fly over families for weekends at a premium.