What weapon would you take with you? Alien abduction

Cookies.

In an interview a top interrogator said "You can do more with a cookie, then any form of torture".

Some things you hear in life stay with you.

originally posted by: Annee
Cookies.
In an interview a top interrogator said "You can do more with a cookie, then any form of torture".
Some things you hear in life stay with you.

My fist thought was OMG! what kind of Sick thins do they do?
thought about how to use a cookie!
THEN I got it...
its Me who's sick

if they can find us then you can bet the farm our weapons will be primitive to them. its not even worth the time to consider.

I learned from the movies to have a computer virus, the common cold, and a glass of water.

Defensive weapon= Butt plug

a reply to: asrockk

What weapon would you take with you if you knew you were about to be abducted by aliens?

The Infinity Gauntlet with all 6 gems.

Don't leave home without it.


and just to have some fun,

A fat-man out of the game Fallout, its a rocket launcher that fires mini nukes.

A big enough wooden cross with a handle an swing it like a hammer made of the finer hard woods, to havoc thee heathens who did not under stand that bird is thy word.

a reply to: skunkape23

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Obligatory

a reply to: asrockk

A chastity belt with an arse-guard protector of course.

a reply to: skunkape23

Fabulous Idea, go full skunk on em that'll deter them.

Hollywood taught me all I would need is a Mac laptop with a 'puter virus ready to go.

I'm pretty sure that all I need is my good ol' Leatherman multi-tool.

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: Nickn3
Never go anywhere with out a knife.

Never...Ever.
Hard to beat a Ka-Bar in tight combat.

A Fairburn Sykes if properly used is actually far more lethal if less multi purpose, it is basically a stiletto but with a little leaf to the blade and good edges - two of them.

The guy who invented it taught the Commandos and also US commando's, the copy's of his knife made in the state's were actually inferior though and ended up giving his knife a bad reputation due to the poor production of the US variant or the KaBar would not have had a look in.

But hey one most of you have missed, a gramophone player and a vintage Slim Whitman vinyl album.



Also get's the neighbors dog's to go crazy and sing along in there own way.

Garlic

It worked for me the last time aliens tried taking my soul, that an a good left hook.

9mm glock and a backpack full of safety slugs

Some kind of anal prob, see how they like it!!!

Sneezing powder or itching powder.

a reply to: asrockk
Duct tape and a warhead from a Davy Crockett is tactical nuke doesn.t work I can always tape them up

I think rather than a weapon, I would like something that would be like an alarm and wake me up during the experience, rather than just keep me wandering in a daze. Once I was wide awake, I could probably figure out something to fight them with including my own two fists. Those little buggers don't look like they can take a punch.

I would bring Tom Jones ..