What weapon would you take with you? Alien abduction

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: asrockk


My phased plasma rifle in the 40watt range.

Is that a reference to HALO? And if so I will join with a Plasma pistol and a BR combo

originally posted by: Thecakeisalie
a reply to: asrockk

I'd take a box set of 'keeping up with the Kardashians' and pray that my abductors take pity on my race.

OP wants to fight them off, not cue the destruction of the human race.

a reply to: asrockk

The Tardis.

I would hop in and piss off somewhere else.

a reply to: asrockk


Hatchet, hammer and Jesus

I'll take the TR-3B and blast Alien scum with our reversed engineered Alien tech.

originally posted by: alldaylong
a reply to: asrockk

The Tardis.

I would hop in and piss off somewhere else.

One side! One side! luggage coming thru! I'm with you. I'm just bringing some stuff I like.

Words.

...and a case of Jack.

Works with people, might work with Aliens.

a reply to: asrockk


I would take 12 SJW's if that is acceptable for a weapon. At least I see two options. The constant whining and bitching would make them release us, OR they would just make it quick if ya know what I mean?

originally posted by: peck420

originally posted by: network dude
A flower. One man against a race of interplanetary beings, well, I am a bad ass, but not quite that bad. I'd offer a flower, hope they liked the sentiment, and skipped the anal probe.

I think you may have this backwards.

Been my experience that offering flowers increases the odds of anal probing.

perhaps that explains the last few "incidents".

Bagpipes

Assuming they had ears

A representative from the DMV and one of those number dispensers.

Have ET take a number and get in line. Right before ET gets funky with Uranus have the DMV rep "go on break" for an indeterminate amount of time with no replacement. When they show back up, have them skip the number the alien is holding and move on to the next one! If the alien gives them any lip (do aliens even have lips??), have them say, "I'm sorry. You will have to wait your turn."

Ever see ET go postal?? A cop will be there to shoot 'em in no time! "He came at me with a (ray) gun!!" Nobody would believe the body cam footage and say "Fake! It is all CGI"!! I will make a cool couple grand selling it to the Daily Mail.

A Leatherman.

Since I believe that UFO's are real and piloted by the fallen angels...
my weapons would be the Bible and the name of the Messiah.

I wouldn't take anything. i would use my wits, and calm attitude to show them that not all humans are greedy, clueless bugs that eat away at such a beautiful planet.

To go along with the OP though If I had to take something, it would be a a box set of Game Of Thrones. Watching that with some beers and my Alien friends would be a blast. I don't like weapons.

My intelligence, as limited as it might be as a human. With that weapon, I would hope to figure out the rest as I went along...

Didn't NASA say they would use the AK47 as its about the simplest gun design around so if things do get nasty it'll last more than a lot of other guns.

a reply to: mamabeth

brian ?

a reply to: asrockk

A sharp & swift mind as BRIGHT as the MORNING DAWN...

If telepathic you in theory would have to have control of your thoughts in a way to not reveal your actual thinking.

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originally posted by: Maxatoria
Didn't NASA say they would use the AK47 as its about the simplest gun design around so if things do get nasty it'll last more than a lot of other guns.

I don't think guns* would be any good except to make one feel safe.I would consider
using sound waves and musical notes,example,blowing a shofar.


* Guns might be useless because these entities are interdimensional,you need spiritual
weapons to use against them.