Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season II

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I am getting this strange feeling that I really need to invest
in a pair of waders when I'm reading your threads.

I checked my list of your threads I hadn't posted on and I can mark
this one off now.

originally posted by: mamabeth
I am getting this strange feeling that I really need to invest
in a pair of waders when I'm reading your threads.

Hand sanitizer would be a better choice.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I am getting this strange feeling that I really need to invest
in a pair of waders when I'm reading your threads.

Hand sanitizer would be a better choice.

More likely one of those body condoms.

a reply to: InTheLight

Oooooh,I liked this one and I bet he will also.
Here you go a star was not enough for that
post

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

What do we have, 4 days to go? Let's get this anti-christ show on the road.

a reply to: FauxMulder


I'm in the middle of Jerkwater, Ohio making calls. You need to wait until Sunday, young man.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder


I'm in the middle of Jerkwater, Ohio making calls.

How do you make calls from that dead barren wasteland?

a reply to: FauxMulder


I have to talk much slower than normal.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Are you using Netscape Navigator to peruse ATS?

a reply to: FauxMulder


No, Edge, they actually have Wi-Fi here at this Korean joint in Blue Ash. Which, when the locals pronounce it, sounds like 'Blue Ass'.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder


No, Edge, they actually have Wi-Fi here at this Korean joint in Blue Ash. Which, when the locals pronounce it, sounds like 'Blue Ass'.

Korean joint?
Wouldn't it come out as: "Brew Ass"?

BTW: Stay away from the Korean hot Dog.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder


No, Edge, they actually have Wi-Fi here at this Korean joint in Blue Ash. Which, when the locals pronounce it, sounds like 'Blue Ass'.

"Brew Ass"?

Mmmmmmm that's my favorite beer.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

Wouldn't it come out as: "Brew Ass"?

Which is almost how those nudnicks from Boston pronounce the baseball team from Milwaukee's name.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Milwaukee has a baseball team? I thought they just had a really big diamond shaped bar.

a reply to: FauxMulder


One day remind me to tell you how I almost inadvertently created a racial incident at the Miller tasting room.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I can't flipping wait for this one.

a reply to: FauxMulder

I shouldn't say 'almost', because there actually was one, it was just inadvertent.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I've been to the land of inadvertent racial incident.

Please, go on with the details.

a reply to: FauxMulder


Not sure if I can, there were vulgarities used by the other person. Many of them.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder


Not sure if I can, there were vulgarities used by the other person. Many of them.

Those people always use vulgarities.