Why we should all vote for Jeremy Corybn

a reply to: ignorant_ape


She has "temporarily" stepped aside, apparently. Not gone for good.

originally posted by: oldcarpy
a reply to: SprocketUK


Thank you for the nightmares. Pass the mind bleach, please.

I know what you mean, think how JC must feel? I bet he's only 25 really, its her that made him look like Steptoe

My vote is offically done (via post), Tracy Crouch conservative. No going back now

Anyway, it's election day tomorrow.

I thought I would raise the tone with a poem, for I am a budding poet and famous in my own family. The last verse I nicked from the Labour Party's hymn book.

JEREMY CORBYN

Oh, Jeremy, you are so swish,
Yet your teeth are all wonky and brown,
And you live in Islington in Old London Town.

Some say you're a big fat Red,
And that you have Irish Republicans in your bed,
But you're still in love with Diane, the Shadow Secretary of State for International Development,
And your bed's not that big anyway.

Well good luck Jeremy, some want you to win,
They want you to drive the Ferrari of socialism
Right up the Thames
And ruin British industry like it was the Seventies,
All over again.

The People's Flag is deepest red,
It shrouded oft our martyred dead,
And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their hearts' blood dyed its every fold.

a reply to: crazyewok


Good for you. She is a qualified FA Coach, apparently, but the key good thing about her is that she supports Spurs.

originally posted by: paraphi
Anyway, it's election day tomorrow.

I thought I would raise the tone with a poem, for I am a budding poet and famous in my own family. The last verse I nicked from the Labour Party's hymn book.

JEREMY CORBYN

Oh, Jeremy, you are so swish,
Yet your teeth are all wonky and brown,
And you live in Islington in Old London Town.

Some say you're a big fat Red,
And that you have Irish Republicans in your bed,
But you're still in love with Diane, the Shadow Secretary of State for International Development,
And your bed's not that big anyway.

Well good luck Jeremy, some want you to win,
They want you to drive the Ferrari of socialism
Right up the Thames
And ruin British industry like it was the Seventies,
All over again.

The People's Flag is deepest red,
It shrouded oft our martyred dead,
And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their hearts' blood dyed its every fold.

Writer status, right there

a reply to: SprocketUK

Again I'd just like to apologise i dont really mean offense
I guess im just confused as to why anyone would vote tory and the only way my brain deals with that is by branding them a # haha so again I am completely sorry for insulting you its a kneejerk reaction to tory voting

Thanks for replying to my question I appreciate your ability to looks past my brain farts

its now even harder for me to imagine you voting tory as you are a motorcyclist , and you dream of nothing but freedom and the wind in your face and the sun at your back.

Im going back to read zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance , need to brush up on my logic and reason

a reply to: sapien82

The metaphysics of quality! Bloody brilliant book. The follow up is awesome too if you can get it. Lila an inquiry into morals.



Like I said, it is about freedom, freedom from the Eu that is the only reason for my tory vote and I cant really imagine ever voting for them again after this.

Theresa may is a complete mess. I'm surprised how anyone takes her as a serious candidate. A vote for Labour, even if tactical is the only way forward.

a reply to: SprocketUK

Ahhh sweet thanks for that I'll check it out

I never understood brexit fully , when the tory party were just as amazed at the result?

have you seen this someone took time to create a website to show you who to vote in your constituency to block the tories

not sure if this violates t&c's but its just for reference

tactical voting 2017


me and my mate have been thinking of doing a graffiti art campaign against the tories like surgeon general health warnings , like cigarette packets do.

Voting tory can seriously decrease your life expectancy etc.

poverty and genetics


THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

stress altrers childrens genomes

a reply to: sapien82

Most of them were I reckon, over the years, ive seen labour, lib dems and tories flip flop over europe and referenda .

I think they are trapped by their promises now, and can see delivering as the only way of shooting tge UKIP fox, once and for all.

I'm not surprised about that website. The thing is though, tactical voting always feels so empty.

I prefer to vote my conscience these days, whether it makes a difference or not.

"Why we should all vote for Jeremy Corbyn".

I would rather cut my gentleman sausage off and use it to smear a bloody cross next to anyone else's name. But hey, that's just me!

a reply to: Flavian

Now that would be getting your john Han(d) Cock

a reply to: sapien82

i am cursed to live in a constituency where :

if you pinned a blue rosette to a sheep* the local idiots would elect it to parliament

* this is not a metaphor , euphemism or allegory

this :



would win a election as a conservative candidate

originally posted by: sapien82
a reply to: SprocketUK

Aye nae bother , voting for tories when they support pedophiles and tax evasion etc
well that makes you a bit of a #

well I do have the right to call anyone a # right ?, isnt that my protected right to openly express my opinion ?

Not if it's against the T&C of the site.

a reply to: ignorant_ape

Hing is mate that sheep would probably do more good and less damage than the entire human tory party hahahaa

which constituency do you live ? if thats not too personal is it that bad

a reply to: ignorant_ape

Oh, you poor thing. Plenty of constituencies where the majority of people typically support one party, or another. Labour, nationalist, or whatever. Thing is though, sometimes the electorate surprises the incumbent sheep, or pig, or cow.

originally posted by: PaddyInf

originally posted by: sapien82
a reply to: SprocketUK

Aye nae bother , voting for tories when they support pedophiles and tax evasion etc
well that makes you a bit of a #

well I do have the right to call anyone a # right ?, isnt that my protected right to openly express my opinion ?

Not if it's against the T&C of the site.

Well yeh that is a violation of the t&c's for sure

Will be voting Labour (first time I've been able to vote for them due to supporting the manifesto, instead of having reluctantly vote for them or gimp dems before they sold thier sole to avoid the Tories getting in.

Recently moved to a new constituency, highly doubt Labour would win the seat as the areas so millitantly Tory, the recent jailing of the Tory local council leader and most of it's members for taking millions in bribes from Caudrilla and BT hasn't out a dent in the predicted outcome.

Will be pressing charges agaisnt local Tory MP after election and whistleblowing a paedo ring he helped cover up (will be written by Richard Norton-Taylor, national defence and security editor of the Guardian in a few months)

The Labour candidate on the other hand has been at most of the secret invite-only meeetings I've been going to since 2010 and is the first candidate we've had that actaully knows what's going on in the area and has proven time and time again she can stop it since the secretive Idle Toad independent vanished some years ago.

Predicting May will just about scrape it but will probably have to stand down for runnign one of the worst campaigns in poltical history and hoping that they'll be a hung parliament with Lib/Lab/Green coalition - wasa a huge fan of Farron when he ran my Mum's old constituency but went off him in recent yearss, though his savaging of May in the leader's debate has won me back over to him.

a reply to: bastion

The thing is the IFS says the Labour manifesto can't be funded and that it is pie in the sky thinking. They have actually completely gone to town on the Labour manifesto which is almost unprecedented this close to election day, warning that it would bankrupt the nation and ruin the economy for decades to come. They actually say it has no basis at all in reality.

In fairness they also identify black holes of a few billion in the Tory manifesto.

Corbyn is promising the world with absolutely no way of delivering on it - which makes campaign pledges the easiest thing in the world.