You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy

I've sat so long on my sofa that I've been mistaken for a statue.

Damned pigeons.

I just want to thank you for blotting out the sun on Monday, that was awesome.

Do we still need to wear special glasses when we look at him?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Do we still need to wear special glasses when we look at him?

Yeah, wide angle ones.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy

I've sat so long on my sofa that I've been mistaken for a statue.

Damned pigeons.

I just want to thank you for blotting out the sun on Monday, that was awesome.

I also do birthdays, bar mitzvah's and zombie apocalypses.

a reply to: DBCowboy

What exactly do you do at these events?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

What exactly do you do at these events?

everything. . . on a stripper pole.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
everything. . . on a stripper pole.

Can you make balloon animals out of your fat rolls?

a reply to: DBCowboy


And if you cant make them, can I try?

I would so twist those things into a herd of alpacas.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
everything. . . on a stripper pole.

Can you make balloon animals out of your fat rolls?

I used to, but it scarred the children and a few adults as well.

I now just dress up like a clown for nursing homes and hildrens hospitals.

a reply to: DBCowboy


Jesus Christ, look at those teeth. I never knew you were English.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I used go into nursing homes and dress bed-ridden old people up as clowns.

You should see their reactions when they wake up.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Jesus Christ, look at those teeth. I never knew you were English.

Little known fact about the English. . . they aren't really American cousins.

They're foreigners.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Jesus Christ, look at those teeth. I never knew you were English.

Little known fact about the English. . . they aren't really American cousins.

They're foreigners.

Two Nations Separated By a Common Language and Dental Hygiene.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Two Nations Separated By a Common Language and Dental Hygiene.

And one who is ruled by a wrinkly lizard queen.

We almost had the same thing but Trump won.

FACT;

England is a country on an island.

FACT;

It is not a continent.


FACT;

England therefore is incontinent.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Are you taking the piss?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Are you taking the piss?

Yeah... I sneezed.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Yeah... I sneezed.

I completely understand how this can happen when your prostate is the size of a cantaloupe.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm not going to say my prostate is big, but is has a GDP twice the size of Vermont.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm not going to say my prostate is big, but is has a GDP twice the size of Vermont.

That is sad DB, I wish you well.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm not going to say my prostate is big, but is has a GDP twice the size of Vermont.

I honestly not sure if I want to know how it accomplished this feat.