You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I don't think he has a choice but to go with his gut. It arrives wherever he's going 30 seconds before he does.

I had to read that a couple of times before I got it. That's some funny stuff.

originally posted by: Byrd
So do you.

Hmmm, I got nothing.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Byrd
So do you.

Hmmm, I got nothing.

The "you got mail" icon isn't lighting up... at least it isn't for me. It might not be for you, either.

a reply to: Byrd

It isn't lit and there's nothing there. Try resending.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I was thinking, if DB was an actor his stage name would be Sweaty Davis.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I didn't know Joan Crawford was a Mason!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Do you prefer Brad Pitiful?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Do you prefer Brad Pitiful?

My stage name is Whoopi Goldberg.

I had to change it from Rosie O'Donnell because no one would take me seriously.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

I was thinking, if DB was an actor his stage name would be Sweaty Davis.

Well, he certainly has 'Betty Davis Eyes'

...in a jar on his desk.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I have Betty Davis. . . "Thighs".

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

I have Betty Davis. . . "Thighs".

Yeah, but I have Brad's Pits!

Picked up Abe's Vigoda at an auction last week.

It was a steal.

Put it in the back yard.

Looks great.

The birds love it.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Little known fact about Abe Vigoda,

He was going to be a stand-in for Vin Diesel in the latest "Fast & Furious" movie franchise, but he was already dead.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Little known fact about Abe Vigoda,

He was going to be a stand-in for Vin Diesel in the latest "Fast & Furious" movie franchise, but he was already dead.

It's a shame, too.
He would've died to get that role.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Little known fact about Abe Vigoda,

He was going to be a stand-in for Vin Diesel in the latest "Fast & Furious" movie franchise, but he was already dead.

It's a same, too.
He would've died to get that role.

I almost died getting a roll. It was on a shelf.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I got Carpal-Tunnel from trying to unroll a Fruit Roll-Up.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I wonder if koi get Carpal-Tunnel.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

I wonder if koi get Carpal-Tunnel.

Every time I ask them, they're too coy to answer.

a reply to: IAMTAT

The reason why fish have no monetary system is that they don't have pockets to put spare change.

a reply to: DBCowboy
I see you've acquired Augustus's eating habits.