Softball with AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
That is a whole interesting journey right there.

You haven't experienced life until a dominatrix extinguishes a cigarette on your tongue.

How do you know I have not experience that...assume much?

originally posted by: InTheLight
...assume much?

I assume everything, that's how I make an ass out of everyone.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
That is a whole interesting journey right there.

You haven't experienced life until a dominatrix extinguishes a cigarette on your tongue.

*sigh*
I think I've gotta find a new one.
Since Frau Helga switched to e-cigs, things just haven't been the same.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
*sigh*
I think I've gotta find a new one.
Since Frau Helga switched to e-cigs, things just haven't been the same.

Yeah, her screaming, 'Tongue, maggot!', just isn't the same with an apple spice vape pen.

originally posted by: InTheLight

Who's next?

I can tell you I have another non-American lined up next.

But I'm going to do everything in my power to make them sound appealing.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight

Who's next?

I can tell you I have another non-American lined up next.

But I'm going to do everything in my power to make them sound appealing.

The bar's been set pretty low after your last one.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
The bar's been set pretty low after your last one.

Don't sell yourself short, it was pretty low after the first one.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
The bar's been set pretty low after your last one.

Don't sell yourself short

Since you've brought it up...
I actually DO sell my shorts.

Please send $29.95 to:

Soiled Underwear To Fight Gerbil Abuse
P.O. Box #1437
Battle Creek, Michigan
49039

(Please include an additional $47 for shipping, handling and fumigation)

a reply to: Night Star


You know what?

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
The bar's been set pretty low after your last one.

Don't sell yourself short

Since you've brought it up...
I actually DO sell my shorts.
Please send $29.95 to:

Soiled Underwear To Fight Gerbil Abuse
P.O. Box #1437
Battle Creek, Michigan
49039
(Please include an additional $47 for shipping, handling and fumigation)

Feeling a bit disappointed. My envelope was returned.

Perhaps I had the zip wrong?!!

originally posted by: TNMockingbird

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
The bar's been set pretty low after your last one.

Don't sell yourself short

Since you've brought it up...
I actually DO sell my shorts.
Please send $29.95 to:

Soiled Underwear To Fight Gerbil Abuse
P.O. Box #1437
Battle Creek, Michigan
49039
(Please include an additional $47 for shipping, handling and fumigation)

Feeling a bit disappointed. My envelope was returned.

Your envelope was too small.

I only wear 'Big Boy' underpants.
Please send a Magnum-sized envelope...and I'll get a pair right out to you.

a reply to: TNMockingbird


Is anyone there?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird


Is anyone there?

Here,...Oh, Captain, My Captain.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

Here,...Oh, Captain, My Captain.

I have something.

(And it's not an STD)

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

Here,...Oh, Captain, My Captain.

I have something.

(And it's not an STD)

Not a pig mask, Right?

originally posted by: IAMTAT

Not a pig mask, Right?

Oh, sooooo close.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

Not a pig mask, Right?

Oh, sooooo close.

Close only counts in hand-grenades, horseshoes...and Ebola.

a reply to: IAMTAT


Hint: I normally do this on a Sunday.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

A sacrifice to Cthulhu?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
A sacrifice to Cthulhu?

Exactly! And a another member joins an elite group...