Softball with AugustusMasonicus

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

For my eyes?

originally posted by: Peeple
For my eyes?

Exactly. This way you can stare at the sun.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh wow thanks now I learned something... you're of course talking to the naive 14 year olds who read here... well probably the 14 year old. Who sporadically visits ATS. Ah forget it. Old man.

originally posted by: Peeple
Old man.

I thought you were a chick?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That's weak. Of course I am. Look at my signature.
Does my gender matter? How?

a reply to: Peeple


So why are you calling yourself an old man?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You are the old man. I'm a princess.

originally posted by: Peeple
You are the old man. I'm a princess.

My handsome ass is far from old.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

With the eyes of a 14 year old? How many times? 3? 4-ish?

a reply to: Peeple


Not quite sure what you're doing with some 14 year old's eyes, sounds kinda serial killer-ish.

I approve.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: AboveBoard


Do you want me to ask Baphomet for you?

Oh absolutely. I was hoping you would. We aren't on the same...erm...network? Wicked difficult so send an email or text if ya know what I mean.

I think my relative has been sent to King Solomon though, so Baphomet might not know much about that...

originally posted by: AboveBoard
I think my relative has been sent to King Solomon though, so Baphomet might not know much about that...

Mason = guaranteed trip to Lake of Fire.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
I think my relative has been sent to King Solomon though, so Baphomet might not know much about that...

Mason = guaranteed trip to Lake of Fire.

According to whom?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Peeple
You are the old man. I'm a princess.

My handsome ass is far from old.

It's amazing what people can get transplants for nowadays...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I so bet you are already on a watch list. You're not skull & bones and American. Now the military school equivalent is on his turn. Elvis believed in UFOs you know? They got far more tools, guys they need to keep in training and such. Control the military and your club rules the campus. Guys never grow up that way.

originally posted by: AboveBoard
According to whom?

The posters on this site that don't like Masons.

originally posted by: Peeple
I so bet you are already on a watch list.

I would be surprised if I weren't on several.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
According to whom?

The posters on this site that don't like Masons.

...which are probably also pm-ing like crazy right now! He admits it! There are people without humour too, you know?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
According to whom?

The posters on this site that don't like Masons.

Oh pffft. It was my 5th or 6th Grandfather, and I only turned out partially evil, so... they can suck eggs.

originally posted by: Peeple
...which are probably also pm-ing like crazy right now! He admits it!

I've bene a confirmed baby-eating, devil-worshiping bastage for some time.

There are people without humour too, you know?

Like me.