Join Squirrel Patrol- To Protect and Deny

I will join my brethren in combat. Cpr you got my help. Now lets smack diss boyee down.

I believe he shall be PWN3D by our l33t|\|3ss.

Man the weapon systems!

You were warned!!!!!!

I cant seem to see the picture...I declare this Pwnage

]HOW DO I SIGN UP?
I HAVE INFORMATION ON SSS. I HAVE FOLOWING HIM I HAVE SEEN HIM DRIVING AROUND TOWN WITH SQUIRREL FOOD. I HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO GET VIDEO ON HIM BECAUSE AT EVERY TURN ONE HIS EVIL SQUIRRELS HAVE BEEN WATCHING ME. I PARK IN ONE DRIVEWAY WATCHING HIM AND A SQUIRREL AND LOOK OVER AND THERE IS ONE WATCHING ME. HE IS RIGHT ABOUT KNOWING OUR FAMILIES. MY SON SAID HE HAD KILL A SQUIRREL THAT VERY DAY BECAUSE IT CAME AT HIM IN AN AGGRESSIVE MANOR. BE WARNED HE KNOWS TO MUCH. SIGN ME UP AND I KEPT INTEL COMING.

[edit on 24-1-2006 by supreme squirrel killer]

Omg... the letters...all so...capitol...and big...is it capital or capitol...wow I hate that...

PIRATES AND NINJAS! ATTACK!-starts kicking squirrel butt using both pirate and ninja moves- HIYA!

Mr. T hates squirrels.


Thats it.

So give up Squirrel Supporters...you wont win..

Mr. T said so.

Texas certified Animal Control Officer here..........sign me up, and gimme a gun, or a trap, .....hell, an acorn and a hammer will work!!

Hokay....you can be...Officer...of...Janitorial..Hunting! Yeah...kill anyone/squirrels that make a mess of our base...and clean...but kill as well

Bang Bang Boom Boom Shoot 'Em Up!

*does explosive dance boom thingy*

Deny the Squirrels Man

Reikuro, Here's the mop...I'll take care of the other aspect!!!

I need to join this fine organization. I have tolerated the menace posed by squirrels, and their kind, for far too long. It's about time that "somebody", "somewhere" did something. But I guess it's up to me. With the help of this fine organization, I will do what I can. My own self appointed mission is to deal with the White Squirrels of Exeter Ontario. Yes, White Squirrels! and we aren't talking mutant allbino squirrels here either. These squirrels are white but they don't have red eyes. They are obviously the first genetic mutation that is meant to replace the polar bears as they face extinction. It is the obvious intent of these white rodents to fill the vacuum after the polar bears are gone. We have to stop them NOW>White Squirrels of Exeter Ontario Canada

The white squirrels are true menaces to our safety and wellbeing. They pillage and rape our cities and towns! We must stop them!

War!

You poor fools. We don't have a single solitary squirrel of any kind here. Not even in the zoo.

Not denying squirrels.

Originally posted by Zaphod58
You poor fools. We don't have a single solitary squirrel of any kind here. Not even in the zoo.

Not denying squirrels.

-Le Gasp!- He is with them! SEND HIM TO THE SALT MINES! (I've allways wanted to say that)

I thin kyou said that earlier in the thread.

God Bless you CPR12r.

The children will sleep easy tonite.

If we had more hero's like you the world would be a better place.

Everyone, and I really do mean everyone, can be a hero in this war. You just need to fight for your freedom from these monsterous beasts!

We can all help eachother, all we need is teamwork.

Its easy to pull your way up to the top. I'm second in charge now? Why? Because Daystar and Relentless stopped posting on this thread so I proclaim myself 2nd in command untill they come back.

Just prove yourself in a war! Look at my Medal Of Honor and other shiney badges -shows off her army jacket covered with medals-

*opens the door to the squirrel cage and walks away whistling*

Oops. I'm sorry was I not supposed to let them out?