Join Squirrel Patrol- To Protect and Deny

If you nuke it, we'll never be able to go back there for 35 years.

We'll save them for a good time and use them all at once

Let's launch a few towards the sun.

**Meanwhile DW flies towards venus and flies through acid layer to land on planets surface.....***

"Ah perfect , a whole planet to restart our anti squirrel race..."

"sir its a hell hole! It has acid rain and volcanoes!"

"yeah so? Every neighborhod has its bad points."

"But sir!"

"No buts! We will work and create a place here!"

-ish asleep in a small space craft awaiting arrival at Cpr's ship-

Ninja: Ma'am? Wake up youve been asleep for the past 2 days

-wakes up- sure I was...

Ninja: no really, you were. Earth's surface has been destroyed. We had to get out of there, we dragged you whiloe you were asleep

THEY LAUNCHED NUKES AT ME WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!?!!?!?

Ninja: ehhh...but now the A-SP is in a war against themselves

I MUST END THIS

-arrives and attachs to cpr's ship and enters his-

Commander! I have heard of the terror. Please allow me to help in any way. But first

wheres the hottubs?

(its amazing how much you can miss in 2 days. I had a sleep over so I couldnt get on. It advanced like 5 pages since I was gone. Fill me in on what happened to lazy to read it all)

[edit on 17-1-2005 by Reikuro]

to summarize the recent turmoil:

Wizard split from the squirrels and declared war on them. but not us

someone from ASP attacked wizard

Shattered tried to conquer earth with his badger forces

yours truly launched a nuclear and chemical missle strike on earth to crush the madman shattered and to destroy the squirrels

Partial half azzed evacuation of earth

i captured mars and created a base there

i was joined on mars by a few of the Faithful

shattered declared war on me *innocent puppydog eyes*

i accidently fired a nuke at wasp

cpr was captured by the Rebel SS

Cpr escaped

SS imposes blockade on Solar System

And now we are somewhere where I'm not divouging and well we need to reunite and destroy the squirrels.

you're on mars? humble apologies...glad you made it

i wasn't aware that you were here; Mars Immigration has been flooded by refugees

i shall have a nice new office built for you.

Cpr

Now that Mars is secure territory, with inpenetrable defences, i will now hand command back to you. *grovels*

The thing is we evacuated everyone from mars a few days ago because of shat's bloackade and you are actually in a space colony.

i cannot leave this base commander!

it is our foothold in this system!

and what about fox's office?

We have one for him on one of our colonies cause well if we left you there you'd be dead in a few weeks time....

alright then, but i shall leave the automated weapons systems in place.

that way, it can still be ours

i shall bring some nuke tipped railgun projectiles with me (and some railguns of course)

and some beer

Good idea we shall someday destroy the squirrels if shat didn't attack UK and then split off from off and start attacking us with his own faction this never would have happened.

capturing that Squirrel Spaceport was our undoing, IMO

but do not worry, we shall destroy the enemy and the rebel

should we ally ourselves to Wizard? might be a good idea

*EDIT 333rd reply! *








[edit on 17-1-2005 by Daystar]

1)I let CPR go after capturing him. I was merely bringing CPR off the planet, and let him go into his own ship.
2)This is how I get treated for saving the commander?
3)Ensign, prepare torpedo tubes 3 and 6. Arm them with A-M weapons. Warp into System space. Launch the topedos. And jump out immedietly.

"yes sir."

I will end this once and for all, the universe does not need to know there was ever an Earth. Once this is all over, we can all retire, and move on peaceful planets. Also sell my ships to the other factions, no need for a fleet after retirement.

*A full 6 mins later, the solar system falls under a collapsed tunnel of darkspace. A bright flash, and it is all gone instantly.

The hardest thing I've ever had to do. Ensign plot a course for... Barnard's Star, I believe they had a resort planet there.

"Yes Sir."

It is is all over, the squirrels are dead, so is human civilization. The fools, I wasn't the traitor, they were the traitor to themselves.

*Picks up computer in palm*

Hmm, he is all the way out there??

*Looks at CPR's current location*

That fool, he is in Kelithian Territory. O well, their Nuke Destroyers will make waste of him.

Don't go off into space and not know what's in it. Or atleast not have a big enough fleet.

*The fleets warps into final destination, commander gets on loud comm system.*

This has been a very long and heartful few months for you all. We have fough vigourasly, only to be betrayed by our own comrads. We have destroyed our home under certain circumstances. And now are left to wander without a true home, only to adapt a new world as one.

You are all hear by free under my command. You have served your brothers with honor, now it is time you all had a rest from the fight.

You are all free to go.

Shattered OUt...

****DW detects things are getting too quiet and jumps out...Picking up daystar and UKwizard while dodgeing automated desfenses***




**starsytem in bown up!!!***

[edit on 17-1-2005 by devilwasp]

thanks wasp

shattered has retired his fleet.

lets take him out......

Squirrels are harmless lil animals

PROTECT THE SQUIRRELS!!

Originally posted by Daystar
thanks wasp

shattered has retired his fleet.

lets take him out......

No problem mate!
Got to save my future characters!
As much as i like the whole one ship rambi style thing, I dont think that will work.
BUT CPR12 has some forces perhaps we can join him...say you didnt bring any beer or vodka along did you?

I pretty much quit incase noone figured it out, I nolonger exist in this war. It's just stupid, you guys made it crazier than it should have been.

It's not funny anymore, it's just stupid. So I'll be the first mature(Well second) one to quit. So don't go after me, I don't even exist anymore, I was robbed and killed on the planet I was on, thus ending my reign, so go back to hunting squirrels athat don't exist.

Shattered OUT...