Join Squirrel Patrol- To Protect and Deny

Originally posted by ShatteredSkies
I pretty much quit incase noone figured it out, I nolonger exist in this war. It's just stupid, you guys made it crazier than it should have been.

It's not funny anymore, it's just stupid. So I'll be the first mature(Well second) one to quit. So don't go after me, I don't even exist anymore, I was robbed and killed on the planet I was on, thus ending my reign, so go back to hunting squirrels athat don't exist.

Shattered OUT...

.........
SPOIL SPORT!
**runs away crying!****

i was thinking more along the line of a like space fleet commander. that would be more fun. but i await your decision. post me where ever the fleet needs me. but i aint swabbing the poop deck! i command ships for pete sakes!

Yopu can do whatever you want basiccally we have to destroy the squirrels before mating seasonpretty much all of earth's inhabitants that we could save our in our colonies and shattered I was already in space when you captured me then you tried to cut off supplies for us by blocking off the entire space system then you and daystar went crazy while I was running off away from everyone and I wanted everyone to be happy but nooooo.

FYI...

a sighting in NW Ohio.... these guys are coming for you...

www.discosquirrels.com...



SQUIRRELS RULE !!!

That was disgusting......

And elavatedone the squirrels kinda betrayed you and umm well we saved you....

they are no match for my fleet.

do your worst! my fighters and capitol ships can crush anything!

nevermind





[edit on 17-1-2005 by elevatedone]

***is lieing in the shower fetal position scrubbing skin with brillo pad...**
"the dirt ! Its not comeing off! Make the music stop!! Get out of my head squirrels!!!arrrrrrrrghhhhh"

The ghost of Old Sparx the hamster will protect the squirrels from the genocide planned by the evil Squirrel Patrol.

Well the thing is pisky the squirrels have betrayed all their alles and left them for dead ask UKwizard now they are trying to breed and take over the galaxy!!!

This has been a sad and most rediculous war. We have all lost and for what? To deny the squirely menace? No, this is not true. We have destroyed everything that we know, and love. We have done this not for a good cause, but for our own selfishness. I must take the fate of what is left of humanity into my own hands, and onto my prized desk. I will make right what has been made wrong and I will do this and I will do it for a better reason than pride or power. I will do it for peace and security and a lack of annoyingly hyper squirels.

*Notices nobody is listening, packs desk into escape pod, jumps to the Barnard System where Shattereds' former employees reside*

Hear me men of war! The battle may be won, but the war lies before you! To stand idle while your chief objective remains un-accomplished is cowardice!Stand before me and show your might, show your courage! I will lead you to victory, and when this is done, I will lead you to paradise! For a universe without the constant threat of an attack by the squirels is paradise! This has always been each of our dreams, and together, we can make that dream a reality! Stand tall and beside me as you all know that the only other alternative means eventual misery caused by the enemy!

*Watches as Shattereds' soldiers quietly board their vessels in a less than content maner*

Broadcast over all secure fleet channels, Ensign.

"Aye sir, all channels open and broadcasting"

All ships, plot a course for Kelithian Territory, stay in formation and be on guard as the locals there may or may not be hostile. Upon arrival scan for the A-SCIA fleet. Intercept and the flagship will inform them we are friendly. That is all.

"Channels closed, Commander."

Mkay I'll be sleeping on my desk in the cargohold, wake me if anything happens.

*sleeps; in transit*

EDIT: Many typos

[edit on 1/17/2005 by SkyFox2]

Hmmmskyfox I tried to stop them from blowing up earth and the universe but "no". no one wants to listen to there commander the squirrels trick UK and Shat into war which then caused Daystar to nuke earth and nearly kill me and then shat and daystar started fighting. Why didn't you guy listen to me?!?!?!?

I solemnly swear to follow orders from now on, cpr

sorry for nearly killing you.......






[edit on 18-1-2005 by Daystar]

You better follow orders or I will destroy you!!!! *twitch* >_~ *thanks to DJ and asala those crazy brits I now have a permanent twitch thingy) !!!!

*ahem*

we brits are not all crazy. DJ and asala are but two examples

Some of us an unbalanced, or unstable. some of us suffer from lunacy.

i would therefore thank you if you would not tar us with the same brush

Yeah we aint crazy.....well mabye a little bit but hey its healthy...i think...

I mean just take a look at me just cause I'm a scotsman who runs around with a claymore and a kilt doesnt mean i am crazy.....

Originally posted by devilwasp
claymore and a kilt doesnt mean i am crazy.....

and because i'm an englishman who's finally learnt that invading scotland is bad for my health (damn claymore) doesn't mean i'm crazy

we english all drink tea...yah

Originally posted by UK Wizard
we english all drink tea...yah

oh yes! frightfully sorry old chap! i do believe that i had quite forgotten the tea! tally-bloody-ho!

see what i mean? britain is an island asylum!

kilts, claymores, sheep, tea, princes who wear swastiks, a poodle for prime minister.....

Hayulp!!!!!!!

Must be something in the tea....

Originally posted by cpr12r
Must be something in the tea....

Whats my exscuse then?