Rant for Singles

a reply to: MimiSia

But I have to agree with the others regarding single ahem...freedom life. All you gotta do when your feeling the blues is watch that other couple fighting while he's holding her purse. Or watch some porn. Nothing like a good 'ole fap to put things in perspective again.

a reply to: FlySolo

I live close to a bunch of Bars and so I always see the couples fighting when they are walking back to their cars or local apartments all drunk at 2:30am. Usually I pop a beer and enjoy the show. Last one was about a guy who thinks he possesses his girlfriend because he pays all of her bills and she's upset at him because he's mad she was texting a lot (apparently) her ex, and doesn't understand why he's upset about it. I can do with out that sort of conflict. Both sides were wrong in the end in my opinion.

Porn helps. My problem is the shortage of clown fetish porn on the internet, so I've had to make do answering strange craigs list adds and meeting even weirder women in strange places who work at the circus. Ever been chased down the street going "heeeeelp!!! She's crazy!!!!" at 3am in Hollywood by some girl in clown shoes and clown makeup? I'm thinking about seeing a doctor to cure my perversions. Just kidding. I think?




wait I just re read your OP. You're single?!? Quickly looks up plane flight info. Hey you don't happen to have oversized shoes do you, like really oversized?

originally posted by: valiant
I miss hugs, that's my rant. I haven't had a hug in 4 years and I really hate it. Also miss having that feeling like you got the best friend in the whole world, share anything with and never feel stupid about it.

There are some nice benefits to being single though, I guess it's all about balance in the end.

EDIT

God I sound sad.

sorry

You can hug: friends, co-workers, neighbors, church-mates, family members, animals, trees....

Hugs aren't sexual.

a reply to: taoistguy

still here dude

crazybulletin.com...

a reply to: FyreByrd

It's really not the same!

originally posted by: MimiSia
a reply to: taoistguy

still here dude

crazybulletin.com...

Awww... :|

a reply to: MimiSia

My god, you've eaten the crabs. You're a monster.

a reply to: valiant



yah the cuddles

a reply to: taoistguy

not true

I am attaching a photographic proof one is still alive

www3.artflakes.com...

I read rabbit not radit

hence

I attched a pic of crebbit

originally posted by: MimiSia
a reply to: taoistguy

not true

I am attaching a photographic proof one is still alive

www3.artflakes.com...

I read rabbit not radit

hence

I attched a pic of crebbit

Well, it is cute.

a reply to: BASSPLYR

in our own little world together...
that sounds nice

a reply to: MimiSia

Doesn't it though.






You're awesome Mimi

a reply to: BASSPLYR

I haven't been in a relationship since the first generation of iphone. The way women text now and have their head buried in that thing, driving, walking, eating, riding shotgun, standing in line or at the bus stop, it would absolutely drive me nuts. Might even be my number one pet peeve to call it quits.

Sorry, no clown fetish here. Your're on your own. I'll give you a star for creativity.

originally posted by: valiant
a reply to: FyreByrd

It's really not the same!

In many ways, it's much better. No expectations. Just friendship and affection.

My ex never could get the idea of physical affection without a sexual outcome - over time it became very offensive.

Being single is awesome after several relationships throughout my life. All women want to do is change a guy then bitch about how they are not the same person anymore. Wont let you be you and like the things you like, you have to be completely immersed into their world and social club and don't get me started on the cars, they just do not get cars.

I`ve heard that cliché line time after time of maybe the right one hasn't come along yet but I say I don`t have the time to wait, to many better things to do.

I have been in a few long term relationships. They all ended badly.
I have been single for about 5 years.
It rocks. I do whatever I want when I want.
I have plenty of female friends and we enjoy the occasional night of sweet cuddles.
Aside from that, my dog suffices.

a reply to: FyreByrd

actually ..that sounds like there is an expectation.. to not be sexual

or more like that u dont find people very attractive

is anyone gay or bi here?

general add

a reply to: skunkape23

You remind me of

m.youtube.com...

no Suprise u're happy single