posted on May, 29 2015 @ 03:44 PM
Being single is the pits!
I can’t sit straight because all the extra cash in my wallet forces me to lean over. I don’t have to remember anybody’s birthday, anniversary,
etc. Nobody tells me any gossip, or if they do I tend to forget it. If it doesn’t affect my money or my free time I don’t have to worry about
it. I have to hug all the waitresses at the pool hall because nobody is there to give me a dirty look about it. I spend more on pet food and treats
than I do on people food. I tend to put on weight because I only eat food I like, and nobody says anything about my weight.
I only have my own problems to deal with. I don’t get to care about what other people think, or what someone else thinks other people think.
I’ve got nobody to tell me what to do or what not to do. I don’t get to have a man-cave, because my whole house is a man-cave.
Woe is me!
edit on 29-5-2015 by VictorVonDoom because: (no reason given)