I just came out of my bunker

a reply to: Eunuchorn

lol

a reply to: JohnWorfin

I don't believe a word of it, you lost me completely in telling us that you hooked up to a hydro at a local river.

Anyway, pretending that you did do that, I would think that your wife and kids would have killed you by now. Barring that not being the case, I will assume that they all hightailed outta your sigh and never looked back once they saw the still shinning. Tell us about that part. It would really be crucial for anyone contemplating what you said you did.

Most likely because there wasn't anymore room in there because all the BS piled up.

Welcome back!

originally posted by: JohnWorfin
I just came out of my bunker

It's been a little while Bernard.

I enjoy reading your stories.

I enjoy reading the replies more.

lol

"I just came out of my bunker" ? So a redneck admits he is gay, so what?

Oooh, I just found out I was gay? No, I don't think so, you never really liked girls and only married the one that most looked like a man. You've been afraid of your gayness. Now go ahead and embrace it, put on some Judy Garland, a little hot red lipstick and call him.

So this John Worfin guy just got banned for spinning a whopper on ATS?

That's too bad, I guess I shouldn't post that thread about being an Elvis hunter and spotting him behind the 7-11 eating stale donuts from out of the dumpster. Also how I have found some Burger King wrappers, rhinestones and Elvis droppings that I sent in for analysis. Not to mention the out of focus and under exposed pictures from my phone and plaster casts of some shoe prints.

a reply to: JohnWorfin

Your gonna have to stock up on your bunker again. A possible war might go on soon. People say 2012 is the beginning of the end of the world. No one knows end of the world. All predictions could change current events.

Anyways, if you know the world was going to end and you hiding in a bunker is stupid as fk. Bunkers are for wars not for end of the world, silly. Your just going get your family drowned undersea. Just look at New York Hurricane flooding. Bunkers are outdated.

Come on guys

OP is pulling your leg

a reply to: Lysergic

Hello .. do you have a liveleak account ? just the name rings a bell ? cheers bud

Biggest BS story I've read on ATS in the 10 or so years I've been reading.

a reply to: JohnWorfin
Well I got to give you props for a semi interesting tale, even though your likely banned and I came to the party late. However are you sure you did not just eat some funny mushrooms and ended up playing Fallout 3 in your room for 5 days straight, instead of being a vault dweller for 5 years.

Its more likely, as in duh! Besides humans generally go crazy after 1 year of being in a inclosed underground room, no matter how fancy it is.

a reply to: JohnWorfin

I think it is very smart and admirable to have a prepared bunker and safe space. Even back in the day, people like Terence McKenna moved to remote locations, in Hawaii for example. He said it would be a great place to be if the world flew to pieces and also if it did not. I am not sure you can say the same, but that's okay.

For any survivalists with a prepared bunker: you should probably wait for absolutely undeniable signs that things are going belly up, then go ahead into the bunker. Like Dorothy seeing the tornado, just a whole lot faster than her...

a reply to: JohnWorfin

Hah thanks for the Schnitzels.

This OP has inspired me to build my own make-believe bunker. Im not going to put it underground tho; no I'm going to build my make-believe bunker in the clouds, so that if and when the earth explodes I will still be safe.

I think I might make it hydro-powered too, all those clouds floating by are just water right? well maybe I'll put some sort of water wheel out the side to harness the hydro power of the clouds.

Food wont be a problem, because I will harvest migrating ducks...

Also I am a billionaire a billion times over so I could just buy the whole sky, but I might just start a new business making air rifles, since there will be an abundance of air to make them out of.

/END CRAZY

originally posted by: MichiganSwampBuck
So this John Worfin guy just got banned for spinning a whopper on ATS?

That's too bad, I guess I shouldn't post that thread about being an Elvis hunter and spotting him behind the 7-11 eating stale donuts from out of the dumpster. Also how I have found some Burger King wrappers, rhinestones and Elvis droppings that I sent in for analysis. Not to mention the out of focus and under exposed pictures from my phone and plaster casts of some shoe prints.

I think the sites slogan should be "Deny Bias!"

Also, it depends what mod is on. Some believe in actually modding & just moving threads to the appropriate forum, while others like being able to censor for thread drift & manners.

This thread caught the attention of the OverlySkeptic, & so they probably tracked his IP & matched it to a few other accounts.

Moral of the story: use VPN before creating elaborate hoaxes.

a reply to: JohnWorfin

With the exception that Bruce Jenner is now a woman, you haven't missed much.

a reply to: SkepticOverlord

just on a purely logical perpective - comparing the claims of the OP to the biosphere experminents is fatally flawed

as the OP in this tail CLAIMED to have :

60kw external electrical power source

" NCB filtered " air intake - and presumed positive pressure extraction

just saying

Quite a strange OP, especially considering he had internet access to download his illegal movies porn and music.... what a plonk.

Swiftly moving on and so should this to the LOL bin.

Embarrassing isn't even the right word to use for this.

I had 5 years of food and medicine, hydroponic gardens, rooms to raise small food animals, illegally downloaded music, movies and porn, and powered it with hydro power from a nearby river.

Which means he had internet access, therefor had access to people on the outside, and the date, time and year too.

I see his account has been deactivated, good.