Iraq militants 'killed by own bomb while filming video'

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butcherguy

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This will require a lot of virgins. Supposedly each jihadist gets 72 virgins when they die. They might have to start recruiting from Catholic girl's high schools.

Ah, they won't have much luck there.... judging by the Catholic girls that I have known.

They may just have to be happy with goats.

Good point. I guess most Catholic girls I know don't fit the bill also. Goats it is then.

Now, if someone would just inform PETA of this....

They can take over the duties of policing the Middle East.

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This will require a lot of virgins. Supposedly each jihadist gets 72 virgins when they die. They might have to start recruiting from Catholic girl's high schools.

I had this hanging around from a story last year and still think it fits quite well.



Some may not recall Helen Thomas or who she was for context...but the visual says it all for this purpose.

UnBreakable
This will require a lot of virgins. Supposedly each jihadist gets 72 virgins when they die. They might have to start recruiting from Catholic girl's high schools.

Yes, but wouldn't that be 72 bloody Marys?... I thought they were not allowed to drink... *coughs*

Kindest respects

Rodinus

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This will require a lot of virgins. Supposedly each jihadist gets 72 virgins when they die. They might have to start recruiting from Catholic girl's high schools.

Well it just says virgins it doesnt say if they are male or female.

Welcome to your 72 virgin sausage fest.

Biigs

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This will require a lot of virgins. Supposedly each jihadist gets 72 virgins when they die. They might have to start recruiting from Catholic girl's high schools.

Well it just says virgins it doesnt say if they are male or female.

Welcome to your 72 virgin sausage fest.

I am glad that I am not a Jihadist.

Mrs R is bad enough once a month getting all grumpy...

Just imagine... an average of 6 menstrual cycles per month with 72 virgins... that is not heaven... more like hell to me

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Wrabbit2000
I had this hanging around from a story last year and still think it fits quite well.

Some may not recall Helen Thomas or who she was for context...but the visual says it all for this purpose.

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Just imagine... an average of 6 menstrual cycles per month with 72 virgins... that is not heaven... more like hell to me

If you got 72 women and each got a monthly cycle how you end with an average of 6 cycles a month am i missing something?

Where is Neil Degrasse Tyson when you need it

Wrabbit2000

My eyes!!!
_That just has to be some sort of T & C violation....

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Well, I admit, I had to consult the T&C under gore and offensive imagery to be sure...but nope, Helen Thomas wasn't listed.

Whew.... That'd be embarrassing, wouldn't it?

Indigent
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Just imagine... an average of 6 menstrual cycles per month with 72 virgins... that is not heaven... more like hell to me

If you got 72 women and each got a monthly cycle how you end with an average of 6 cycles a month

am i missing something?

Where is Neil Degrasse Tyson when you need it

Gnuurrrkkkkkk

I just made it easy as was feeling lazy and divided the whole bunch up by 12... It would be highly unprobable that they all had their menstrual cycles at the same time?

Kindest respects

Rodinus

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Not sure about the math on this one.
But I do know that they would tend to separate into groups that end up ovulating at the same time. But... only half of published papers on this support the theory.

Scientific American

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Well, I admit, I had to consult the T&C under gore and offensive imagery to be sure...but nope, Helen Thomas wasn't listed.

It's a good thing that you didn't use Janet Reno's pic.
I think that one's listed.

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Actually women living together synchronize their cycles following the dominant one.

Or so i read for me is all magic you should not even poke with a long stick

Thread goes from Militants blowing themselves up to females menstrual cycles...

Go ATS!

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Don't forget the picture dude, the poor lady is not even dead for a year

RIP and thanks for the 57 years of service to your country ma'am, your memory is well preserved over this thread

butcherguy
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Not sure about the math on this one.
But I do know that they would tend to separate into groups that end up ovulating at the same time. But... only half of published papers on this support the theory.

Scientific American

You are bang on Butcher.

Some people here know already that I am a vet but for those who dont : I have also witnessed this in certain species.

Mainly and easier to observe are with dogs (bitches), but the most surprising thing that I have witnessed is the capacity of female chimpanzees to recognize when a human female is ovulating.

Kindest respects

Rodinus

SLAYER69
Thread goes from Militants blowing themselves up to females menstrual cycles...

Go ATS!

Whoops, my apologies OP *looks embarrased and sports a sheepish grin*

Right back to the main topic hey?

Sorrowful respects

Rodinus

SLAYER69
Thread goes from Militants blowing themselves up to females menstrual cycles...

Go ATS!

I find the menstrual cycle more interesting.

And I believe that the female during that period is a much greater threat to American men than terrorists are. I believe that statistics will back me up if they are necessary.

butcherguy

SLAYER69
Thread goes from Militants blowing themselves up to females menstrual cycles...

Go ATS!

I find the menstrual cycle more interesting.

And I believe that the female during that period is a much greater threat to American men than terrorists are. I believe that statistics will back me up if they are necessary.

We are talking weapons of mass destruction here...

Don't forget that some of us poor blokes don't live in America?

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Getting back to the main topic though and in all seriousness :

This story also reminds me of the failed propaganda video that was put on YouTube of the Syrian rebel firing a rocket launcher through a pile of stacked tubes and blowing himself up.

Kindest respects

Rodinus