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People who use skUB should have their Guns taken off them.
Originally posted by butcherguy
reply to post by rockintitz
I missed 'ALCOHOL' in that list you compiled.
Good list though.
Good point.
Originally posted by rockintitz
Here are some statistics for you to consider:
Number of deaths for leading causes of death:
Heart disease: 597,689
Cancer: 574,743
Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 138,080
Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 129,476
Accidents (unintentional injuries): 120,859
Alzheimer's disease: 83,494
Diabetes: 69,071
Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis: 50,476
Influenza and Pneumonia: 50,097
Intentional self-harm (suicide): 38,364
All homicides
Number of deaths: 16,259
Deaths per 100,000 population: 5.3
Firearm homicides
Number of deaths: 11,078
Deaths per 100,000 population: 3.6
Source: Deaths: Final Data for 2010, table 10, 11
www.cdc.gov...
So there you have it, folks. Firearm deaths account for .003% of the population.
Ok. I'm not going to dispute the fact that guns should be outlawed. Let's face it, humanity sucks. We will always try to harm one another, and a gun is the most efficient way to do just that.
So let's make buying or owning a gun illegal, since we are all humans, and as humans we are all .003% likely to kill another human with a firearm. It's that simple.
But the reason I am posting today is not because of guns. It's because of all these other dastardly causes of death in the US. So here is my outline of what we should do to eliminate ALL deaths, and we can all finally tell nature to screw off!
Heart Disease:
Having a heart in this day and age is obviously a big problem. I mean, 600,000 people die every year because they were born with a HEART! I propose we make owning a heart illegal immediately. There is no time to wait! Every day over 1500 people die at the hands of their heart!
Ok, so no more hearts, we all good with that? Let's all get our president to executive order the S--- out of that right away.
Cancer:
Well this one's easy. Let's just outlaw hot dogs, baby powder, bleach, GMO crops, diet cola, artificial sweeteners, air fresheners, shampoo, condensed soup, fried chicken, yogurt, baby food, cigarettes, and THE SUN.
Chronic lower respiratory disease:
I have no idea what that is, and I'm not much in a researching mood. So I'm just gonna plaster "The War On Chronic Lower Respiratory Disease" all over the MSM. It should be eliminated in about a week.
Stroke:
See Chronic Lower Respiratory Disease.
Accidents:
Well darn, it seems like you can regulate almost anything and still people manage to accidentally kill themselves. Um... well... lets eradicate carelessness?
Alzheimer's Disease:
I've been saying for a long time that the brain is the #1 killer. Well I was wrong, because its #6. But still, that's not good. SO NO MORE BRAINS! Duh...
Diabetes:
Sugar? Ok, that's tough, it's in almost everything. How about we make people go through a 6-week mandatory training, annually, so they can earn the freedom to eat sugar. If that's not enough, we'll impose ridiculous taxes so that buying a candy bar means taking out a second mortgage. And you'll also have to register that candy bar with the department of homeland security.
Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis:
See Chronic Lower Respiratory Disease
Influenza & Pneumonia:
Government grants to NyQuil!
Suicide:
Ok we're finally at the end. We are all now protected from everything that could ever possibly harm us. Except... ourselves. It's best just to stop thinking now. Can we make that illegal?
Well that's my say on how to make the world a better place. It's so simple! If we just eliminate every single object that could possibly do us harm, no one would have to die! Yeah AMERIKER!
Also, you have to agree with me, because independent thinking is now a federal offense.
People should be taught when they are younger, before all the exposure to media, that guns are bad really uncool things and should only be used in extreme situations due to all the harm that they could do.
Originally posted by primus2012
Originally posted by butcherguy
reply to post by rockintitz
I missed 'ALCOHOL' in that list you compiled.
Good list though.
Good point.
Nothing should be illegal except infringement of one's life, liberty, property, and pursuit of happiness. Besides, we need alcohol to deal with everything else on the op's list.
Originally posted by butcherguy
Originally posted by primus2012
Originally posted by butcherguy
reply to post by rockintitz
I missed 'ALCOHOL' in that list you compiled.
Good list though.
Good point.
Nothing should be illegal except infringement of one's life, liberty, property, and pursuit of happiness. Besides, we need alcohol to deal with everything else on the op's list.
As a libertarian, I agree with you.
My point is that these nanny staters want to ban guns, salty and greasy food..... but alcohol, a real killer, never gets mentioned by them!