Yeah, sure, I'd like a girlfriend. Just like i'd like a Lamborghini.

Originally posted by phroziac
The likelihood of me having a girlfriend and a Lamborghini are about the same. Give me one reason to deal with the BS women put up with.

Im on a dating site, right? I put this picture, the one to the left, on my profile there. Well, whattaya know? Now all the women want me. Yeah, cause they think I own a Cessna, therefore they think im rich. What a bunch of superficial jerks.

I finally had that second date I posted about 5 months ago. Just today, yep. I basically only talked to that girl anymore because I couldn't get her to stop calling me. She's basically stood me up every weekend since then. I never took her seriously after the 3rd time or so, but she appealed to my hormonal side the other day, talking about what she wanted to do to me, if you know what I mean. Stupid me thinking with the wrong brain actually went to her house today. Nothing happened. Of course, she told me that when I got 3/4 of the way to her house.

I bitched her out via text when I left. So now im the bad guy because I only went there because I thought I was getting laid? Right.

But she previously had a roommate she slept with and slept with that way. And that's ok. But I guess i'm not good enough, huh?

How come women always wanna take it slow with YOU, the "nice guy", but always end up cheating on the nice guy with some jerk. They always whine and moan about these jerks and wonder where the nice guys are, but the thing is, they've destroyed the nice guys because we've all become jerks because that's what they want. Oh, and they always sleep with these jerks, usually on first dates. But they wanna take it slow with you, right? And I'm the bad guy because I want to get laid, after you went and wound me up telling me about how much you want to sleep with me, right?

Of course, there's lots more to my hatred of women than this, but im drunk and the bartender wasn't listening to me.

I have as much use for a girlfriend as I have for a Lamborghini. Sure, I'd like one, but I'll never have one. EVER.

If I ever date again, PUNCH ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN. Punch me so hard you break your hand in half!

Forever alone, like a BOSS..

Rules of dating

1) If a chick stands you up once forget about her(unless she has a really, really good reason and makes the effort to make it up).

2) If a gal complains about "jerks" or how she can't find a "good man", she is toxic so stay far away from her. Anyone who expects someone else to fulfill them is nothing more then a perpetual child, as fulfillment can only come from* within.

3) Set your own standards and keep to them, be your own gate keeper. Men often make the mistake and leaving it up to what the gall is willing to do, handing over all the power.

4) Be classy, if a gal blows you off, ignore her. If you have to stoop down to her own level your just going to hurt your back, the most painful thing a guy can do to a gal is to simply ignore her.

5) Forget about dating websites. View them as a "long shot in the dark" and develop super standards on them, don't accept out of desperation!

6) Also avoid feminist gal's, democrat gal's, commie gal's and socialist gal's(also avoid traditionalist gal's as well).

7) Only date a gal if you have atleast three common interests(don't know, just seems like common sense, trying to get with someone you have no common interests with sucks).

8) There are different neurological types! Learn to identify Psychopaths, Sociopaths, Narcissists, Bi-Polar and other less than appealing neurological types.

9) If a gal say's "don't Judge me", run away, as people who say that are often in need of judging!

10) take it slow and know the law's of the land! Some States, if you bring a gal home she can run up to your bathroom, make a false Domestic Violence call to 911 and get you thrown out of your own home!

11) Try and stay within your socioeconomic class. Find someone who can relate to you, not a gold digger or a spoiled princess! Look at your own ethics and try and find a gal who matches them!

12) If a gal is emotionally or physically abusive, drop the tough guy act and GTFO of there. NO ONE should put up with any level of abuse period! It isn't cute and can easily escalate to serious violence as women are way more likely to use weapons/objects when they commit domestic violence(and women commit domestic violence almost 50% or more of the time. So if any guy out there is experiencing Domestic Violence, you are not alone!

13) Develop your own self. Everyday think over the previous day. Self reflect. It is a simple trick that allows near quantum growth levels.



I am feeling decent today, so today I give advice. Gal's can probably use it as well.

To answer your question. Let's hear it from a females perspective. That is t say, a female without agenda or bias against all men...because if you are a man and you speak here...you will not be heard, you will only be mocked and scolded. Let's hear from this female....because she answers all of your questions you just asked and answers them honestly and thoroughly.Great stuff. (it's almost like this video was made for the OP personally).

Originally posted by phroziac

Originally posted by RobertF
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Hookers are cheaper, and they don't come with the baggage, just saying.

Nah, I want the cuddling and love too.

Therein lies your problem, brother. Don't take it the wrong way but (the majority of) women do not find wimps attractive. They want a jerk, it is exciting that way.

Treat them mean, keep them keen. Even my ma was telling me that from a very young age.

Very few women will admit it of course. They will all say they want a 'nice guy' but nice guys come last (and not in the way a women wants if you see what I mean). However, if they all wanted nice guys then they wouldn't all flock to an alpha (not necessarily money) like flies around #.

I admire women, don't get me wrong, but it took me many years to learn how to approach them, how to speak to them, how to treat them but most of all how to attract them. They are amazing creatures and we simply cannot live without them.

Get off the on-line sites, get down the gym (if not already), learn to box (if not already), and get back to the playground spirit. On-line sites are breeding grounds for all sorts of messy crap (no offence to anyone but you will know what I am talking about). You can be better than that.

Well lets be realistic man, are there some things you could do to make your personnel appearance more appealing? Whens the last time you hit the gym, or choose a salad and iced tea over a draft and burger? If your really unsatisfied with how things are going with the ladies get off your @$$ and do something about it.

When i read your OP i visualize a Middle Aged Chunky male (notice i said chunky not fat) who is to intimidated to go out and meet women in person via clubs/bars/grocery stores etc... So you resort to internet dating as the "Easy Way Out" and still cant figure out why you cant nail those "hot" girls your oh so craving.

So its real simple Either Lower your standards and think about dating Maturely and as an adult and find true love! Or get off your @$s start hitten the gym eating healthy and no matter your age strive to get in your best physical shape and then you'll get all the superficial booty your Shallow Self desires.

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I have an absolutely horrible but perfect way to make things work...I tried online dating....it works...was on 3 sites at one point...basically what I did was sort out two folders on my computer....girls that I would consider long term material and girls that I didn't really care for...

the girls I didn't care for I literally would be short with them or honestly just go right into sex talk...some went for it...I was always honest about not wanting a relationship and still several would hook up with me....

the girls I did care for I tried hard to be myself and hope for the best...I did eventually meet one that it didn't work with cause of the distance, but once I met her I stopped contact with everyone else.

The reason why I feel this works is it lets you approach women carefully in one matter and carelessly in another...and you really learn a lot about yourself.

Just my advice....relationships are damn near impossible these days with all the instant communication...it takes one second or message on facebook or a cellphone to lead someone astray at the right moment. Good Luck

Well.... usually guys don't like me because I'm a somewhat strong girl with my own opinions, but I'm not a butt... Men seem to like those like most women do. Be yourself. There may not be as many women out there that like your type, but at least that's the kind you would attract. You sound nice. If I wasn't taken and so far away I'd ask you out myself. The fact that you're on here says you have so much in common with others on here. Although the shirt should say 42 .

Originally posted by RobertF
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Hookers are cheaper, and they don't come with the baggage, just saying.

Herpes is baggage for life

Originally posted by phroziac

Originally posted by ollncasino

Originally posted by phroziac

I want the cuddling and love too. I wish I didn't.

Whatever you do, don't get married then.

That was never on the docket. Infact, marriage is a conspiracy. Why does it cost $10 to get married and $500 to get divorced anyway?

Originally posted by AnimositisominA
Real ladies men learn to do without.
Its kinda like trying to call a housecat over to be petted. You call its name and pat your lap and it slowly struts away. The minute you ignore it though, its on your chest with its ass in your face lol.
I wish it were that simple for Lambos.

Been ignoring lambos since the last time I was in a lambo dealership. There still isn't one in my driveway!

But yeah...I hear ya about women. But I ignore them and all that ever happens is another call from this crazy chick. I once again told her to lose my number tonight. I know she wont though. Its hard to ignore her, shes cute.

So I just stare at boobs and booties. Atleast I can look

edit on 24-11-2012 by phroziac because: c

Here's what the girl is doing. Uh, that guy really likes me, I can tell. He wants to hook up. But, he's really not
my type. Pause waits a minute or ten and thinks, "Hey, why hasn't that guy called me"?
So she calls you and plays you.

See this is all about her ego. She wants you on a string to feel like some guy is into her between guys she's into, dumping her. I imagine she gets dumped on alot by men who want to use her and toss her.
Leave it alone. It's a worthless game.

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love your method. Thats what they do to us anyway

OP This is what Feminism does to society. The video above describes this very well. It's not about equality, it's about superiority. My opinion is, stop dating western women if you can. Most have been raised since birth to hate men and be gold diggers.

You know it's like the saying the grass is always greener....married people want to be single at some point, single people want to be married. I just would let it change you as a person. I think many people rush into a serious relationship so they are not "alone", that rarely works out. It'll happen when you least expect it, probably when you give up. Maybe that's when you will put off a different signal, when you stop trying so hard.
I dunno...

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So you're mad because you know this girl slept with someone previously but didn't sleep with you right away? Stop dating dumb girls are stop being a douche both problems are your problems. Why would you spend time with a girl that isn't interested in you? Why would you let the girl know you expected getting laid? You are doing it all wrong.

There is gonna be some women that will like you and some that don't. Play the odds chum. Try to talk to all of them and weed out the one that will be right for you. Be yourself and don't fear rejection (women can smell that fear). I would also use internet dating as only a filler from real life interactions. Real life and internet are too different to be interchangeable. Real life is what we live and that's where we need to be comfortable. My favorite place to get phone numbers is the grocery store. I approach someone cute and ask for help finding something for some recipe. Be casual and avoid saying anything that could be interpreted as creepy. Make them laugh and ask for their phone number ..say "could I call you if I needed help with making this dish" or something. If shes interested she will give you the number no matter why you asked. Works for me anyways. Good luck and play it cool.

I always find threads like this (not just on this site) amusing. As if the OP has met even .00001% of the girls in his city, let alone in his state or the world. So you can judge all woman by your bad dating site experiences? No, you really can't.

But just keep in mind - if you are unable to find someone repeatedly.. perhaps the issue isn't everyone else. Also, it's not an insurmountable problem, either. You just need to approach it differently.

reply to post by curiouswa
I think what you say is true for some woman, but living in what many would say is the shallow capitol of the US (Los Angeles), I have come across a very different experience.

If a woman is considered halfway "physically attractive", the men that tend to get her attention are those with a certain amount of bravado. That is, having an "image"(whether false or authentic) that you are confident and wouldn't let anyone push you around(my guess is that many men fake this bravado out of insecurity

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OMG there a relationship section on a conspiracy site, I is a shocked. Really this thread takes a whole lot of untold attention from other way more important things and subjects on this site, like grays, reptilians, nazis on the moon, and nazis in the hollow earth theory. But dam, I thought I sucked with dating and women till I actually started going outside and spending to much time on this dam relationship forum.

So I don't know man, you can always try putting up a picture of yourself next to a Lamborghini instead of a cesna and see were that goes. But from all you said in your rant, you got way farther then I ever did when I tried the whole online dating thing, but that is only because I never really tried, in fact I did not put much if any effort into the whole thing. In fact I put zero effort into it.

But anyways if the picture of yourself next to a Lamborghini fails which there is a small chance that it may, especially if you do not actually own a lambo. Then you can always adopt a turtle as a pet, turtles are a endangered species you know, and whats more chicks really dig dudes with turtles. If you had a turtle as a pet chicks would be all like (oh my god look at the cute turtle! this guy must be a god among men I should totally get with him) Everybody likes turtles especially hot chicks, I totally swearz on it.

Here let me help you out in making the best decision of your life. Click link and let the magic journey begin in your quest to get a turtle and get laid---> turtle rescue league

And just in case you ever come across one of them females that does not like your turtle, then you need to get rid of her and fast. Usually calling them mean names will do the job. But if that does not work and she is still around then proceed to throw rotten tomatoes at her till she leaves, if you do not have rotten tomatoes then regular tomatoes or apples would suffice. People who hate turtles deserve no less.

And if you still get no girl, then my friend it may be time to get your flabby looking ass in a gym, and change your whole attitude and approach to things, but hey in the mean time you would of at least saved a turtles life during your whole misbegotten affairs.

this is a very interesting thread. thankyou. i think your opinions are pretty much on the money but there are a few western exceptions if you are patient.
i'm not! so i went to asia. there are far more beautiful women there than in the west IMHO. i chose philippines, but there are traps there also as i was to learn.

however, eventually i met a cute gem and am contentedly married now with 2 sons. she is not perfect like me(lol) but she regards me as her king.
women there have far less hangups than here.(in the west). foreigners are perenially flavor of the month.. a 30 year age gap is common. they are very age tolerant. most are good cooks and in the bedroom they are supreme. as much physical as you want, any style you want, any time you want and when you're all done---"are you sure you dont want more"? they havezero sexual hangups. they are a bit unconscious of time and some have jealousy really badly. its nothing for a 50+ to be with a twenty+ girl/lady. and there legs dont need shaving either. check out the forum in cebu for info on the culture. i wish i had gone there in my youth!

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wow she at least tells it like it is, which is a rare thing in women this day and age.

second.

Your problem is that you are the chasing ghosts/desperately seeking male. You have to be somewhat difficult to get at in order to be more desirable. Women also don't like so much "the jerk" as they like the somewhat ballsy and confident protector types. If a woman can basically kick you around all the time, then that is exactly what is going to happen. If they can do that, then you'll have a lot of difficulty getting to a boyfriend status for any girl. Since they know they can use you as a matter of convenience, they will do exactly that because they know you will be at their beck and call. You need to make it the other way around, where they need to try and take an active part in the courting instead of you following them around like a puppy dog thinking that by doing everything, you'll get rewarded. Well guess what, you won't.

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Star for you for giving sensible information and not being a friendzoner!

If I can offer my side of Phroziac's woes through a female's eyes:

We don't mean to be what you think we are.

Yes, some of us can be cold, calculating gold diggers who just want to use you, but most women just want to take time with the relationship and let it build gradually.

As of right now, I am eager for companionship, but due to being hurt in the past, I am taking my time to get to know my partner before putting on all the lovin's.

I know better than to snipe on the people who hurt me and treat me bad, I just take it in stride and know that there's something better and you guys should know it too.