ATS Election- why the heck not?

Originally posted by NightGypsy
Whose "Intrepid?"

Originally posted by beezzer

Originally posted by FlyersFan
reply to post by beezzer

 

If you are elected, make me Secretary of Defense.

*"As of now, I am in control here in the White House"
OOOPS ... did I say that too soon?

*quote by Alexander Haig

If I'm ever elected, my wife would be in charge.

*kicks foot*

Don't be a sissy-la-la!!!!!

Calling all ATS true leftists, anarchists, socialists, communists, Leninists, Marxists, Proudhonists, tobacconists, Trotskyists, satanists, Maoists, mutualists, coexists, existentialists, sadists, dadaists and dentists we should unite against this election and...one second please......another comrade has demanded to be heard by the committee, just waiting for a vote to decide what to do......(people whistling in the background) the vote just came in, decision is to allow the comrade to speak, be right back with a new concession after we debate this new challenge, and vote on it.

Originally posted by NightGypsy


Oh, not only a wise guy, but a rebel to boot? Someone is begging for FEMA camp.

Just remember;

FEMA means. . . .

Fun
Every
Mother*******
Afternoon

reply to post by beezzer


Is posting the word "fun" against the T & C

Hold on...

Before the rumor mill gets out of control and ruins my candidacy... I did NOT have textual relations with that woman...

I wanted to tho...

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by NightGypsy
Alcohol abuse disqualifies a member from candidacy for any ATS office.

Well CRAP!

I'm out....

Slayer, voters would probably let you slide on the alcohol abuse part just based on the numbers you've tagged on to the end of your ATS screen name alone.

Don't give up the ship!

Originally posted by intrepid

We're old.

Bah... such blatant youngsters.

I raised a boy back in the good old days. You might know him as Methusela. Heck of a health nut.

Anyways... if you want the experience of Aeons you need a guy like me... I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long long year.

Pleased to meet you.

Originally posted by masqua
Anyways... if you want the experience of Aeons you need a guy like me... I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long long year.

Pleased to meet you.

Cheney, is that you?

Originally posted by NightGypsy

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by NightGypsy
Alcohol abuse disqualifies a member from candidacy for any ATS office.

Well CRAP!

I'm out....

Slayer, voters would probably let you slide on the alcohol abuse part just based on the numbers you've tagged on to the end of your ATS screen name alone.

Don't give up the ship!

Wouldn;t want anyone
to get gipped in the process
so need to make sure there
is no fixing the election

Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by beezzer

 

Is posting the word "fun" against the T & C

I didn't post "fun".

The previous administration did.

reply to post by masqua



Birth certificate or you didn't happen! Also that would need to be an Earth birth certificate.

Originally posted by masqua

Originally posted by intrepid

We're old.

Bah... such blatant youngsters.

I raised a boy back in the good old days. You might know him as Methusela. Heck of a health nut.

Anyways... if you want the experience of Aeons you need a guy like me... I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long long year.

Pleased to meet you.

That's all I needed to hear. My vote's for the Devil. Only he has the ability to run this ship the right way.

reply to post by popsmayhem


All elections are fixed... it's the 21st century way.

I win.

Originally posted by beezzer

I didn't post "fun".

The previous administration did.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha...ha

Originally posted by masqua

Originally posted by intrepid

We're old.

Bah... such blatant youngsters.

I raised a boy back in the good old days. You might know him as Methusela. Heck of a health nut.

Anyways... if you want the experience of Aeons you need a guy like me... I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long long year.

Pleased to meet you.

Dad?

Originally posted by masqua
reply to post by popsmayhem

 

All elections are fixed... it's the 21st century way.

I win.

Really? intrepid you have banned member masqua.

I win.

ETA: I call this my LBJ maneuver.

Originally posted by popsmayhem

Originally posted by NightGypsy

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by NightGypsy
Alcohol abuse disqualifies a member from candidacy for any ATS office.

Well CRAP!

I'm out....

Slayer, voters would probably let you slide on the alcohol abuse part just based on the numbers you've tagged on to the end of your ATS screen name alone.

Don't give up the ship!

Wouldn;t want anyone
to get gipped in the process
so need to make sure there
is no fixing the election

I would vote for Popsmayhem just because he's got Norman Reedus and my favorite movie in his avatar. Yes, I would be that superficial.

Originally posted by ANOK
Calling all ATS true leftists, anarchists, socialists, communists, Leninists, Marxists, Proudhonists, tobacconists, Trotskyists, satanists, Maoists, mutualists, coexists, existentialists, sadists, dadaists and dentists we should unite against this election and...one second please......another comrade has demanded to be heard by the committee, just waiting for a vote to decide what to do......(people whistling in the background) the vote just came in, decision is to allow the comrade to speak, be right back with a new concession after we debate this new challenge, and vote on it.

Typical....

Leaves out the Dominicans

reply to post by SLAYER69
He's being racist!