Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!!!

Originally posted by Herman
Now I just have to make a story about Mohammad to rival yours! Look out, you've got competition!

I'm kidding by the way. Good story. After reading it, I can assuredly tell you that you're going to hell

. j/k

Yes yes you're going to hell but hey atleast you are having a fun time on earth

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You should check out U2's new album "How to Dispantale an Atomic Bomb". Listen to the song "Love and Peace or Else". That might help you with your "Mohammad" story!

When you write Episode 2 Christ, cripts, and bloods. Make sure you interview the "boys" on Arsenal St., in St. Louis....

This has to be the most insane story I have every read

What about a chapter where Jesus visits Bush & Blair in Hell ... complete with little demonic entities with pitchforks and even a Pisky with a red hot poker

You really have to send this to the Pope

Excellent !

Originally posted by Pisky
You really have to send this to the Pope

THE POPE! THE POPE!

The Pope? Are you calling for him?

Ahhh!!! Inspiration!!!

There will be 2 episodes posted tomorrow! 1 is done, the other is being worked on.

BTW. Does the Pope have an email address?

[edit on 27-1-2005 by dreamlandmafia]

Originally posted by dreamlandmafia

BTW. Does the Pope have an email address?

I would pay to see his expression

Buddy Buddha!!!!

Originally posted by fourth horseman
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You should check out U2's new album "How to Dispantale an Atomic Bomb". Listen to the song "Love and Peace or Else". That might help you with your "Mohammad" story!

I think that my ears would start bleeding if I tried to listen to a U2 song. . By the way, he already made the blood and cripts one.

In the old west, they used to make you tap dance, shooting at your feet.
It makes me laugh every time I see it!

So you say U2 made a song for the cripts and bloods?? Would that be "Angel of Harlem" or BB King's "When love comes to Town"!

What do you think those kids would do if they heard "MLK", off THE UNFORGETTABLE FIRE album! How about "PRIDE (in the name of love)"... ""one man come in the love... one man betrayed with a kiss.... Early morning April 4th a shot RINGS out in the Menphis sky .. FREE AT LAST!"

By the way anybody know how the meeting went between Bill Gates, Bono, and Toney Blair???????? I hear they were talking abou Africa???

Originally posted by dreamlandmafia
BTW. Does the Pope have an email address?

[email protected]

Have you been reading Dan Brown again Pisky?

Episode 6 will be around later tonight.

Enjoy...
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Episode 5: Jesus Tap Dancing Christ and His Baby's Mama

We see our 2 Heroes sitting on the bench at a park. Jesus Tap Dancing Christ is feeding the pigeons while Buddy Buddha is eating away at a turkey dog.

"Jesus, Jesus, your starting to get a little tubby there." *pokes Jesus' stomach*
"Iv been eating more lately, iv been getting these strange cravings for food"
"Well then, fulfill those cravings, have a Turkey Dog"
"Alright then" *Jesus reaches for Buddy Buddha's second Turkey Dog*
"Hah! Not mine, go buy your own"

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ walks off to the food vendor mumbling swears under his breath. He returns to the bench with 5 Turkey Dogs and 3 Polish Sausages in his arms, as well as an Extra Large Pepsi. He sets the box thats holding his food down on the bench, still holding his Pepsi he breaks into a tap routine.

"I know you can feel it, feel with your
Look, look and you will find
This taste is on my mind
And I won't be denied
And you will find

Ba, ba-ba--ba~
Ba, ba-ba-ba~
In the joy, of Pepsi
Yeah"

He then sits down and starts eating.

"OMG!!! That hit the spot!!"

Once he and Buddy Buddha finished eating they got up and started walking home. Jesus Tap Dancing Christ doubled over in pain and started puking all over the ground.

"Maybe I should take you to the hospital??"
"Maybe?? MAYBE??!?!?! What do you think this is? TV kiddie hour where we all stand around and lick Barney the dinosaur #ing pussy?"
"Jesus Christ, you could have just said yes. Let's get going then."

They run to the hospital with Jesus Tap Dancing Christ spewing puke all over the ground as they go. At that moment Buddy Buddha gets an idea...

"Hey Jesus, how would you like to go to an overpass??"
"For what?"
"Hehehehe...MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Jesus pukes over the side of the overpass and nails a passing limo with the sunroof open.

"BOOYAH!! Okay...lets get going"

They rush into the emergency room and run up to the receptionists desk.

"How can we help you, sir?"
"You see, my friend here seems to be sick."
'Sign these papers, sir"

Buddy Buddha signs all the papers for Jesus and gets him sent to the ER for a checkup. The doctor says hes in perfect health, after running a few examinations. He thinks that Jesus should get an XRay. They rush him to the XRay room and shove him into the machine. As the images appear on the screen of inside Jesus' body, you can tell whats going on inside of him.

"Come here Jesus, I have something to tell you."
"What is it Doc, give it to me straight."
"Mkay, your pregnant"
"Im What??"
"Your pregnant, congratulations!!"
"Well...can you tell me who the mother is??"
"Yes, we have a simple test to prove this."
"Well do it!!!"
"Fine, piss into this cup"

Jesus does so and hands the cup back to the Doctor for examination. He waits for an hour while the test is run.

"Okay, we have the test results back."
"Whos the mother"
*Gasp* "The mother of your baby is...is..."

To Be Continued

[edit on 28-1-2005 by dreamlandmafia]

Ummmm.....errrr.... okay

If you watch South Park religiously, then you know whats going to happen next in the story.

Jesus is pregnate!

Player!

Err.. Can jesus be pregnant? I guess now he can...

If course he can.

It's Jesus, he can do anything!

This is officially one of my most favorite stories ever. Man, DLM... you got the mentality of the South Park creators.. Matt and Trey or whatever their names are. If you ever have the resources, make this into a show... I can see it now.

JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST!!!
Season 4! Tonight @ 2AM on Comedy Central! (We can't show it any earlier simply because it's so darn vulgar!)

ahh... the pleasures of late-night tv...

[STAY COOL)
-prophetmike

EDIT: Removed very mild curse... (for the sake of not getting penalized for it)

[edit on 2/1/05 by prophetmike]

I agree, this would make one heck of a T.V. show!