What is the most implausible conspiracy theory you have heard?

There's the completely out there stuff with auras, fairies etc. I don't really even pay attention to that much unless there is claims of evidence. That's because they fall to the realm of magic and so on. From the ones that might be real the chemtrail stuff and the apollo hoax. For lack of evidence or even a solid theory.

Implausibles are...


1) Aliens - sure bacteria or single celled organism do exist, but not full fledged aliens civilization.
2) Man made religions
3) Chemtrails

Originally posted by luciddream
Implausibles are...


1) Aliens - sure bacteria or single celled organism do exist, but not full fledged aliens civilization.

Are you actually saying that in all of universe in size and time we are the only ones who ever reached "intelligence"? I mean the likelyhood of that is absurdly tiny.

I once read a flat earth believer, say that technically Australia, along with said other countries, does not exist...
I living in Australia, find this one quite funny =)

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The most ridicule conspiracy i have read recently is that Obama was teleported to Mars in the 80s by the cia.

cia denies it btw

obama mars

Originally posted by PsykoOps

Originally posted by luciddream
Implausibles are...


1) Aliens - sure bacteria or single celled organism do exist, but not full fledged aliens civilization.

Are you actually saying that in all of universe in size and time we are the only ones who ever reached "intelligence"? I mean the likelyhood of that is absurdly tiny.

We can't say we are the only intelligent life. That would be silly. On the other hand the argument that there must be other lifeforms because the universe is so large, is superbly illogical and perhaps almost as silly.

Originally posted by starchild10

Originally posted by PsykoOps

Originally posted by luciddream
Implausibles are...


1) Aliens - sure bacteria or single celled organism do exist, but not full fledged aliens civilization.

Are you actually saying that in all of universe in size and time we are the only ones who ever reached "intelligence"? I mean the likelyhood of that is absurdly tiny.

We can't say we are the only intelligent life. That would be silly. On the other hand the argument that there must be other lifeforms because the universe is so large, is superbly illogical and perhaps almost as silly.

Explain that. How is it silly? It's pure statistics.

My favorite one is the claim that there are no conpiracies. That everything is fine, and that many of the backroom wheelings and dealings of the banksters haven't been documented time and time again. That one's just silly.

probably the one where Jackie Kennedy is the shooter in Dallas that day...

Most implausible, ridiculous conspiracy theory of them all?

That the US is on the cusp of a 'socialist' takeover....led by bankers.

Originally posted by TamtammyMacx
The alien greys occupy Pluto and to send a message to them that they are not welcome with their meddlings, the Earthlings kicked Pluto out of the solar system. Recatagorizing Pluto as a dwarfs planet.

Uhmmm, I agree, I think? About the pluto part, that is...the recatorization.
Talk about the height of arrogance eh?
Why fix it if it isn't broken!

Scientology is pretty out there as far as I'm concerned.

Used to be that the whole alien agnda thing is a big hopax designed to pull us together when they false flag an attack. Seems kinda plausible now consiering the crap they have pulled recently.

Before that it was the George Bush actually did anything constructive during hois reign although that might still be Number 1

Actually Chemtrails.

Then i realised that thjey STILL sell cigarrettes.

No Brainer.

Joe DiMaggio killed Kennedy in retaliation for Marilyn Monroe's death. Iz true! Joltin Joe wasn't nicknamed Joltin for nuttin. Batter up!

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i wonder if there's any connection to the monty python skit about spam.

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oh easy, i use to work on the phones, a man called in hysterically and told me that he needed his account brought current because he couldnt make a payment by due date, when asked why he was unable to pay to avoid fees he started balling and telling the story about how he was abducted by aliens, and probed and humiliated over and over.
i decided to be nice and i removed the fees. with a strict warning that even aliens cannot stop future fees after the removal. LOL

I'd have to go with the Hollow Earth Theory. I mean, REALLY?

the most stupid and implausible conspiracy theory has got to be the idea that our governments have not been , or even set up with the idea of being infiltrated by a bunch of greedy terrorists with a nefarious agenda for the human race and planet earth!! thats just retarded!

what sort of world will we create next age??

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The indigo children, star children and the feelers who keep feeling "energy" shifts all the time... this stuff makes me want to kick a kitten