What is the most implausible conspiracy theory you have heard?

Originally posted by amongus
I'd have to go with the Hollow Earth Theory. I mean, REALLY?

haha that's a good one

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how is hollow earth MOST implausible....you must not understand the theory......unless someone goes to the core...we dont know

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....kick a kitten because of esoteric dudes?...did you ever really look into that stuff...astralprojecten for example?

The Bible.

I can tell you what is the most implausible non-conspiracy theory and that is that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK by himself. In fact, he didn't shoot JFK at all- with or without help. He was standing outside the Book Depository during the shooting, and Ike Altgens took his picture. I know that many people say that the "Doorway Man" in the Altgens photo was Lovelady, close observation of the photo, particlarly of the clothing, proves that it was Oswald. I have made a 5 minute video about it which is on Youtube. Please watch it, and please tell others about it. This breakthrough is an opportunity to turn the JFK assassination upside down and prove that just about everything in the Warren Report is wrong. The name of the video is: Visible Proof That Oswald Was Innocent. Here is the link:

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I only know that the most implausible non-conspiracy theory is the one about Lee Harvey Oswald shooting JFK. He didn't shoot JFK- with or without help. He was standing outside in front at the time, and Ike Altgens took a picture of him.

I know that many people believe that the "Doorway Man" in the Altgens photo was Billy Lovelady, close examination reveals details, pertaining especially to his clothing, which prove that it was Oswald.

I have made a 5 minute Youtube video about it which can be see at the link below. It's entitled: Visible Proof That Oswald Was Innocent. Please watch it, and please spread the word. A 48 year old state lie is dying. Help me put it out of its misery.

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Most implausible conspiracy theory: That over 2000 peer reviewed scientists have fabricated man made global warming as some new world order scheme. Most plausible conspiracy theory: That the plutocratic corporate oligarchy has infiltrated the media and web with pseudo science to counteract the true science of the above.

The two that make me shake my head are chemtrails and 9/11 being an inside job.

There is so many holes in both cases they could be a pair of my socks.

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I have heard something about Spam and Aliens, but wasn't really listening to whomever was saying it. After reading your intro to this thread I have literally been laughing my *$$ off!! Of all things, SPAM! Nice thread!

That rationalization and science will 'save us'.

To explain: the whole rationalistic mindset: that- if it cannot be touched, measured, seen, heard and controlled.... oh and potentially packaged and sold- it must by definition be a fairytale made up by loonies.

This hilarious conspiracy implies that "if it doesn't make sense to me, it must not be real" i.e. I am the sole judge of everything that goes on in the universe that pertains to my life.


People adhere to this theory, but have no clue really where they will end up after they are passed on. Oooops! Little problem with the logic there...

The moon is a giant spaceship. Courtesy of John Lear.

Hm, a good subject. I've discovered a few new WTFs I didn't know about previously The most implausible conspiracy theories to me are:

Hollow Earth.
Hollow Moon.
We didn't go to the Moon.
We have sooper seekrit bases on Mars.
Reptilian overlords controlling the elite.
Crop circles.
Pole shifts, in a swift manner.
Global Warming. EDIT to clarify: Global Warming caused directly by humans.
Lack of adequate land to feed 7 billion (Agriculture, we're doin it rong.)
Nibiru.
HAARP did it.
Anything that comes out of David Icke's mouth.

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Reptilians...... :-)

Yeah, because Everybody knows "they're" reeeally Demons.

Originally posted by Nyiah
Hollow Earth.

~Earth IS hollow, Hell is real.

Hollow Moon.

~Wow, never heard THAT one!!!

We didn't go to the Moon.

~People will say anything, ACTUALLY isn't that where ALL Conspiracy BEGAN???

Reptilian overlords controlling the elite.

~Yeah, as if things aren't BAD enough!

Crop circles.

~I like this one! The Earth is Gods' doodle-pad, NOT the alienses'!

Lack of adequate land to feed 7 billion (Agriculture, we're doin it rong.)

~

Nibiru.

~I don't know enough about it to comment...

HAARP did it.

~Yeah, how did that manage to squeeze in everywhere possible...?

Anything that comes out of David Icke's mouth.

~Yeah, I wonder...has he "ever" Retracted anything?

The most implausible conspiracy theory I can think of is that the lizard people keep the chemtrail spraying going so they can scrape up the chemical crystals off the ground, roll them up in a cigarette, and smoke them. It is convenient for them and they love it.

Mine is:

911 is an inside job.
911 was an inside job done by aliens
Obama was born in Kenya
The moon landing is a hoax.

The idea of the Ancient Aliens show: that humans are just too stupid to do things on their own so they need aliens to prod them along, so everything has to have been done by aliens, and not the stupid humans.

And it seems to me that those CTs are actually just a new form of religion. Because no matter what the proof is to show otherwise, the CTers will never accept the official word and will never accept anything other than their own conclusions and couldn't change them under any circumstances.

Obama is pulling a reverse coup and firing his secret service so he can be assassinated. Good one.

Apart from the far out crackpot conspiracies I think the majority of most main stream conspiracies such as 911, moon landing, jfk, aliens,ufo's, etc have something of ring of truth & believe-ability to them. while the truth will probably never be known? Most people using rational thought & understanding must realise the official stories just don't add up.

How about:

Nazi bases in Antarctica?

Nazi bases on the moon?

The most implausible conspiracy theory is that the Bible is the word of god"yeah right........