What is the most implausible conspiracy theory you have heard?

Kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets and where do all the baby pigeons live?

That Religions are real

For me it’s that, all the animals (including myself) on the earth think they are organized and civilized life (makes me chuckle every time).

I remember hearing once upon a time ago that medical science found cures for many of the major diseases (cancers, aids, etc.), but some very powerful people blocked those cures from ever being presented to the public because of the money they are making from pharmaceutical companies and insurance costs...I had a very tough time believing this back in the day, but a little part of me felt that it was somewhat plausible, nowadays, I feel that even the worst monsters of the world wouldnt do, or control, that... I hope I'm not wrong here.

Darwinism (evolution),,, Darwin himself debunked that one before he died!

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Definitely "ALL" the religions. It's ridiculous to me that first, billions of people believe in such stories and second, they "ALL" fight over who's god is greater. Pathetic IMVHO!

Just never got that one

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What is the most implausible conspiracy theory you have ever heard?

All of them. As far as I am concerned, this is an entertainment site.

It is also, of course, a user-generated-content site.

I trust I do not have to spell things out more clearly than that. Any conspiracy theorist worth his ISP bill should be able to work it out for himself.

the colts threw superbowl III

Originally posted by dubiousone

Originally posted by barmyfluid

Originally posted by Equidae
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The 2nd most unlikely conspiracy theory is that the military and the government somehow mastered the 9/11 events, and managed to keep it secret. I was in the military, and things never truly stay hidden (especially not a plan as unwieldy and large as 9/11.)

Which is why it is even being discussed.

They are not as inept as you'd like us to believe. They got away with the Gulf of Tonkin incident and all that followed, didn't they? Did anyone's head roll for that one? What about the U.S.S. Liberty? Did anyone get a demotion for that one? I'm sure there are many more that could be mentioned and even more that the outsiders on this web site have ever heard of.

It wasn't the entire military and the entire government or even a significant faction of either one. Just those with the power to pull it off and keep it relatively secret. Even now that the "secret" is out, no one has yet shown the ability to launch a fair, open, and transparent investigation into what really happened.

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But that just goes to show you that nothing can be hidden forever, and the more people you involve the less likely it is to stay secret (as well as decreasing the time between the incident and the eventual discovery.) The Gulf of Tonkin incident had a pretty small number of people 'in the know.' Now imagine how many more would need to be complicit for an event such as 9/11. The coastal waters off an impoverished third world country are a far cry from two of the most important centers of commerce in the world (that also fall within one of the biggest cities in the world.)

Something like 9/11 not only needs the archetypal mustached and monocled villain lurking in the shadows. Everyone from him down to the lowliest disgruntled Private across a myriad of agencies, locales, and corporations would have to maintain an impossible level of silence.

Anyhoo, that's my only comment on the matter here since this isn't the topic at hand.

Another favorite of mine is that the Mayans somehow foresaw the end of the world in 2012, and altered their calender accordingly. Personally, if I were some overworked Mayan stone chiseler I would say, "Gee, I'm hundreds of years ahead on this calender, how about I take a break," only to take a nap on those Conquistador Smallpox blankets

Originally posted by IamJustanAmerican
The one you all have not mentioned yet.

That this site, Above Top Secret is a CIA front.

Sorry, someone had to say it.

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edit on 26-12-2011 by IamJustanAmerican because: I had to correct my spelling. What do you expct with a pea sized brain?

I have now decided I want that song played at my wedding when the bride is escorted to the altar

I wanna know why somebody who looks like eddie the head or an elderly zeta reticullan is at the helm of the nazi army and placed strategically in a very busy place where many will capture a glimpse.

I want someone to explain this to me.

THEY PUT IT OUT THERE FOR A REASON APPARENTLY... now explain it.

mtnweekly.com...

The fact that people believe in a book which talks about burning bushes, flying charriots and demons but mention life on other Planets and they laugh and giggle at you like small children

the official 911 commission report!!!!!

That all of the major conspiracy forums are really run by psyops and serve as "gatekeepers" to catch the fringe elements of society and independent thinkers who might "figure it out", so they are led to these places to be kept running in circles and led down long dead-end paths, as well as to be psychologically analyzed and profiled to see where the program "went wrong" and what sort of individuals, signs and symptoms would suggest a problem, as well as to correct potential flaws in the "matrix" by studying such people via such lovely institutes as Tavistock and others.

That one was a riot!

There are a few for me that really just take the cake...

1. Reptilian theory

2. No planes theory

3. US Navy Seals killed Bin Laden and then dumped his body into the sea within a few hours while still managing to get his DNA tested before casting him out at sea

Is the painting supposed to look like death?... then wouldn't it look like a human skull?... because it looks overtly non human skullish to me. I realize death may be drawn non human but I'd hardly say this is appropriate in this context.

Hollow Earth Theory?

Huge holes at both Poles, tropical birds,
extravagant animals and, tribes of people.

Come on people, THAT'S where the UFO's
come from!

I've read into the theory, and I just can't
take it seriously.

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Nice, my friend!

I was just way deep into this idea with my friend last night.
An idea that we are just a virus in a bigger body, AKA, Universe.
Or the thought of a smaller dimension in a bigger one.
Example being: That because our blood cells at a microscopic
level maybe no different than us (humans), being the blood
cells of a galatic being.

Joe Rogan had a interesting thought on this "Virus" idea,
looking at a city, observing, as he flies over it.

Just a thought,

Much love in the imaginations of a created reality.

Most implausible conspiracy for me to believe is that we as human beings are the only intelligent life in the universe. I find that mindset to be enforced and conspired to by a mainstream elite in the scientific and government communities. I find it both arrogant and selfish to not ponder and accept the possibility that we are not alone just because there is no alleged evidence.

WE just do not know and I think it's important to be open to the idea in the harshest of scientific corners. Big difference between accepting that life may exist beyond our planet and accepting that INTELLIGENT life may exist beyond our planet.