What is the most implausible conspiracy theory you have heard?

That a cogent argument on a conspiracy forum ever changed anyone's mind.

2nd place - any conspiracies related to KFC, Pop Rocks, and fake Apollo landings....those are funny.

Originally posted by MahmoudAhmadinejad
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Like this one?

Hahaha! At least they had a sense of humor in this photoshop!

There are soul harvesters on the moon which when you die collects your souls, that one's by John Lear, who I think still think is excellent and still dearly miss his presence here. His theories were totally unbelievable yet still fascinating when he spoke about them.....bit of a paradox.

Project Bluebeam.

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Well there has been a few exciting ones.

Got to say one that stands out for me still is a guy mentioning some time back that God is walking around on the sun, he included a photo of a solar flair that looks like a person with a cape probably a 1000 miles tall.

Classic.

Originally posted by Hawkwind.
There are paid government shills posting on A.T.S in case people get 'too close to the truth'

Not sure if that's been posted as I only read to page 4 (time is short at the moment)

In 2007 a "Private person" paid the owners of ATS 6 figures to get partial ownership of the site.

How would they ever get a return on their investment? Had to of been a 3 letter Agency.

Originally posted by thebtheb

Originally posted by metalshredmetal
dont feed this new troll.

just read the thread title: does it not encourage separation?

this thread functions in no way other than to incite an argument as to the validity of a conspiracy theory. this is going to do nothing but cause a rift in the ATS community.

this is the same as asking which version of christianity is most plausible?

give me a break, can we please recognize the apparent force of separation going on here? this is a conspiracy site, every conspiracy is debatable.

don't feed the troll

I would say anything like the above - thinking that simply EVERYone and EVERYthing has an ulterior motive - that's what I think is one of the most implausible things.

I tried to give you more than one star but ats wouldn't let me. You definately hit the nail on the head.

THEY are always out to get us.

I think special mention also has to go to EVERYTHING Sorcha Faal has ever posted.

Originally posted by Pervius

Originally posted by Hawkwind.
There are paid government shills posting on A.T.S in case people get 'too close to the truth'

Not sure if that's been posted as I only read to page 4 (time is short at the moment)

In 2007 a "Private person" paid the owners of ATS 6 figures to get partial ownership of the site.

How would they ever get a return on their investment? Had to of been a 3 letter Agency.

good one.
The ads bring in revenue.. not small change on a site this size and with this much exposure.


Also, part ownership would mean pretty much nothing.. unless you litterally had access to the membership information in the code of the website.
I still own part of a website I founded.. and I can't understand a digit of code, not could I administrate the site.. which means all the cool info that would be relevant and unseen by the public, is not accessable to me.

Unless they bought in and became the new site admin, they can't see anything you or I can't view as regular users.

Originally posted by Myendica
Here we go:. Most implausible: 20 arab hijackers take a job to hijack 4 planes and crash them into US buildings. 1 hijacker gets arrested before he is able to initiate his role. The fbi holds onto his laptop, to not open until higher ups gives the ok, or until the operation is complete. In the meantime, the remaining 19 are able to board 4 planes, even though a few were under fbi watch and on no fly lists. After boarding they were able to overthrow ex military pilots with boxcutters, and 1 Israeli anti hijacking agent, who just happened to be there, and take control of the planes. Fly them off course for long periods of times, unnoticed by norad, even though 1 plane made a call stating the plane was hijacked and a passenger shot. Then flying those planes, some at impossible speeds and impossible maneuvers into buildings. Then causing 3 steel framed buildings to collapse into their own footprints due to jet fuel fires and office fires. Then the fbi decides to look at this laptop filld with the operations plans.

And after this evil havoc.. they found his passport. Intact!

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You stole my thunder... But I appreciate it none the less.

It's amazing how people who can't act grown up enough to consort with us have to turn to ridiculous fantasies rather than face their own issues, get over it, and act like a civilized adult. If they would try that they'd discover we'd allow them back to participate.

Excellent thread OP.

Springer...

lol at crop circles being one, that guy hasn't done his research

most implausible for me is 911 was done by holographic planes haha

Looking for implausible not just bashing the your most hated conspiracy

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I would have to say as a Child , the People who told me the Moon was made out of Green Cheese . Never Believed that , but heard it been Told Many Times......A Conspiracy ?.....

Originally posted by TheSeYeR
lol at crop circles being one, that guy hasn't done his research

I have and I agree with him.

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Fair play! Its the nodes and magnetic molecules that make that seem more plausible for me, haven't heard of a plausible explanation for them but hey! maybe i haven't done my research (:

The Bible.

Overly-stoic skeptics who are convinced that they know more than everyone else.

Couldn't pick between the two.

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This thread shows our complete diversity here. While I do believe in some that others have posted here as implausible; I disbelieve in many who here feel is plausible. Without further ado, here is my implausible list:

1. Lizard-People (Reptilians)
2. Werewolves and Vampires (all story-based fiction based on real life medical diseases.)
3. No-planer theory.
4. Aliens visiting Earth and UFO's flown by extraterrestrial aliens visiting Earth. Kidnappings by extraterrestrial aliens.
5. Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Leprechauns.
6. Young-Earth (6-8 thousand years old.)
7. Dragons (Chinese dinosaur bones and mythology).
8. Loch Ness monster (Nellie was an admitted hoax - by it's original photographer hoaxer.)
9, Anything from David Booth aka Sorcha Faal.
10. Anything claiming "everybody" - there's no such thing as "everybody" anything.
11. Titor was a time-traveller.
12. That the Royal bloodline is any better than anybody else's bloodline. I don't believe there is any divinity in the bloodline either; nor are they descendants of any of the 12 chosen tribes of Israel, nor is the Holy Grail under the Queen of England's throne. The same goes for any other warlord (including Mohammed and modern day drug lords) or politicians. The scum always rises to the top.
13. That ATS members are any smarter or better informed than people elsewhere on the net.
14. Nirubu and all the other (bleepity bleep) about Galactic federation channelings etc.
15. That 2012 is anything more than another year, another day the calendar page turns over.

Originally posted by v1rtu0s0
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