Here to help, warn and save this planet[HOAX]

Originally posted by TheChosenProphet
reply to post by TerryMcGuire

 

They will come at night and visit me. You can write questions done and i will try to get them answered. I am happy to do that, whether they are is another questions.

I have a few simple questions. (1st) Why at night? If you want this OP to warn the World, wouldn't you achieve better results if you gave him tickets to the upcoming World Series and visited him there? (2nd) Why choose ATS as the place for this initial warning? ATS has a lot of believers, but it is equally visited by skeptics and non-believers who at times sound more rational the the believers. Why not suggest that the OP plug a cam into his computer, make a nice video of you shoving this tube inside of him, and allow him to post it on Utube or another similar site where he is more apt to be believed? (3rd) If you are advanced enough to travel through space and visit our little corner of the Galaxy, why do you feel the need to stick things all up into peoples rectums and stuff?
I have a lot more questions, but will keep these simple.

Originally posted by TheChosenProphet
Greetings earthlings.

I am the one, the chosen one who is the person to lead you all. You should all worship me when the time is right.

Regards The chosen Prophet

It doesnt matter what you said before this - or what you said after this.

But regardless, I hope you have a nice life.

I look forward to hearing more about this green liquid,

-GM

reply to post by Gradius Maximus


No aliens are not here for the "breathable atmosphere"

reply to post by SurfSpace


You feel you belong in this world. But you need to know this isint our world.

reply to post by Metropolis1927


I do hope your headaches have stopped and you are getting better sleep. You i would think have been one of the picked to come. Take time, you will find the answers you are after.

No Govt are strong in power anymore. Many of the Govt are aliens but some are still humans. It was planned a long time ago that they were losing power so the aliens decided to start to blend their own into the Govt.

Why did they wait until you were 5 before chasing you?

Isn't it traditional for prophets to be sought when they are born??

Leave it to ATS to attract the truly insane human beings.

Great Job.

Originally posted by TheChosenProphet
**SNIP**
I met their great ones, evil looking creatures. They inserted poles into me and pumped a weird green susbstance into me. They threatend me to keep quiet and do what they say.
**SNIP**

Now why would a technologically advanced extraterrestrial on board of his/her spaceship want you to keep quiet: are they afraid that you tell to police and they will arrest those evil beings? :-D

Sounds....... interesting.

reply to post by subcsailor


I will second that, schizo psycho.

reply to post by TheChosenProphet


No offence to this site or anybody here (I am one of them) but do you really think a 'chosen prophet' would pick a conspiracy website with bigfoot and wacky far reaching theories on holograms on 9/11 to spread THE warning.
You have added nothing I or a 13 year old who has taken notice of the state of the world couldn't have said better, not chosen, just another run of the mill captain obvious.
I predict ice for the winter and one or three threads about an ice age, ooooh spooky.

This should be in the Hoax bin

Originally posted by keepithush
reply to post by TheChosenProphet

 

No offence to this site or anybody here (I am one of them) but do you really think a 'chosen prophet' would pick a conspiracy website with bigfoot and wacky far reaching theories on holograms on 9/11 to spread THE warning.
You have added nothing I or a 13 year old who has taken notice of the state of the world couldn't have said better, not chosen, just another run of the mill captain obvious.
I predict ice for the winter and one or three threads about an ice age, ooooh spooky.

Hey,leave bigfoot out of this,he has feelings,you know.

15 pages of response...hmm

Greetings earthlings.

I am the one, the chosen one who is the person to lead you all. You should all worship me when the time is right.
I now proclaim that TheChosenOne is fake prophet and everyone should avoid him. It is me who you should worship. I give free candy every Tuesday.

Seriously, when will this thread stop ?

I say keep it going. I am curious about the psychology of the OP. Did you hear his audio recording?

reply to post by TheChosenProphet


Of course i will worship you! I tell you what, i will go ahead and do so now! If it pleases you oh Great and Mighty Prophet , you can come have sex with my wife and daughters! I will prepare a feast in your honor, and then to celebrate the blessing my family recieved I will spread the word to the people around me. We will gather Food, money, and virgins. You can stop by in a space ship once a month to pick up your crap. The last thing this world needs is a new holy man. In case you cant tell, its our inabilty to see eye to eye spiritually that makes us humans so vunerable to attack. But thanks for the warning. Your story was one that i wasn't going to just discount untill you dropped the "You should worship me comment" I got to say that was a closing statement I wasnt prepared for. 10 points for having the guts to go there!

Originally posted by indigo21
I say keep it going. I am curious about the psychology of the OP. Did you hear his audio recording?

Lol.. Yea.. sounded like a dude trying his best to sound creepy and mysterious like some old Dracula B movie.. Was there anything after the "greetings everyone.. difficult to understand" line? Because it cut off there in winamp for me.

I really think this is just a troll rather than someone actually mentally ill. Anyone this loonie would be in a mental hospital, I mean I can't imagine having a coworker making all these claims that wouldn't get fired. You can't function in society claiming you're an alien prophet savior of humanity destined to destroy the world and rebuild it, who met alien obama and demands to be worshiped (all without any proof of course). Unless of course, you make a career out of it by writing a stupid book about obama being a grey alien and you being a prophet world savior and selling it to other gullible crazy people... David Icke style. But this guy's writing and story telling is actually terrible teenage level crap so I doubt that's even an option.. So.. just a bad troll imo.

reply to post by TheChosenProphet


Believe me you are right...you are chosen..reality is infinite and you will go to the one where you rule the world to save human kind. I battle my ego all the time with the laws of creation, the Devil mocking me first hand and possesing my favorite idols and friends. Here:

www.abovetopsecret.com...

www.abovetopsecret.com...


Grey Aliens can posses a human body but as Unity_99 said, you need to clear your ego and contradict yourself even if you are the chosen messiah. Ground yourself. We are not the origins of mother earth but we eat, breathe and drink so we are now tuned to her besides all of the un natural chemicals added.

TELL US IN DETAIL YOURE EXPERIENCE and that will help alot. Peace

PS JAY-Z (JAY HOVA) is an evil god and is Satan himself seting up the drug infested lower class of crack cocain epidemic and ETs/Demons/Angels whatever you want to call them are possesing people as this is an army of negative influence upon mankind. Drugs help us escape but even AND I HATE TO SAY THIS but Cannabis (KUSH ESPECIALLY) is not the Natural plant it used to be. Many chemicals to help further the Satanic agenda. Look up (Rain Man)

Ummm i have been given some bad news so please excuse me for a bit. My unit that i was staying in was involved in a fire. I lost all my things and i am now sitting in a motel room. I think it was just a bad teenager or someone i hope.

reply to post by TheChosenProphet


Karmic response to a false prophet, obviously.

Sorry dude.