The Rapture Report-Live testimonials from around the world, 26 minutes to go.

reply to post by polarwarrior


I claimed that was my last post for the evening until I saw yours.
When Did Jesus Say The Rapture Would Happen?

G'night!

Originally posted by billbixby
It may actually be starting:

channel6newsonline.com...

english.peopledaily.com.cn...

Earthquakes happen every day, we need some real honest to goodness (no pun intended) levitating to the sky.

ROFLMAO, another twitter gem - @Rippedlikejesus‎ Are we supposed to put cookies and milk out tonight? Or is this the one with the bunny? These religious holidays screw me up.

Oh there was a 1.5 magnitude earthquake in Nevada! He was right! We're all gonna die! Run before the pencils on your desks slightly move and then wobble back in to position!

reply to post by Hijaqd


Well heckfire!!

I'll never be taken now

reply to post by Hijaqd


And another:

au.news.yahoo.com...

reply to post by billbixby


not in places he actually said they'd be, unfortunately.

I still don't think it's happening tonight, but these articles are giving me the creeps. The dude said it would be a global earthquake that starts in the south pacific. Are these just precursors to the big one? Freaky to be sure.

reply to post by caladonea


It's 7:35 A.M, May 21 in Jerusalem. According to them it's to begin occuring shortly before midnight on the 21st and the process of the end will occur over the next several months.

reply to post by billbixby


Yeah, ok, like I said they do actually happen constantly EVERYDAY, here if you want to trip on earthquakes - Link - I need reports of nekid christians floating in the sky my friend.

Well I guess, since I have been laughing all night at this thread I stuck here...
This is for any "Madea" fans

Obama "what you doing michelle?"
Michelle "getting the girls ready for the rapture honey"
Obama "oh. Yeah. That... I forgot to tell you, made a deal with satan, we ain't going anywhere"
Michelle "oh. I see." *walks off to make barry some grits*

reply to post by billbixby


well that's the problem is that any earthquake that happens anywhere, anytime at all, will prove that point, even if it's a completely normal occurrence.

by the way, a 4.1 in a small mining town in the remote corner of australia isn't the start of a global earthquake. lets break 8 before we even start getting scared. a 4.1 is, like, god cracking his knuckles, at best.

reply to post by Hijaqd


Here's a list of every quake over a 4 this year. 29 or 30 total. We've already had 3 over a 4 this morning. The more I dig into this, the more freaked out I'm getting! No joke!

earthquake.usgs.gov...

wake me up when satan gets here. he has the best weed.......

reply to post by billbixby


Relax! There is nothing you can do either way. Just enjoy the present.

Originally posted by billbixby
reply to post by Hijaqd

 

Here's a list of every quake over a 4 this year. 29 or 30 total. We've already had 3 over a 4 this morning. The more I dig into this, the more freaked out I'm getting! No joke!

earthquake.usgs.gov...

Its all pretty common stuff guy.
If you check out dutchsinse or patrioticspace on YouTube, You would be well informed about all this.
Don't worry about it.

My 9 year old told me, "dad those people are crazy".... I think he's on to something!

Originally posted by Upthepunx
wake me up when satan gets here. he has the best weed.......

.... Him and the police....

reply to post by redzareptile


Star for your enlightened 9 yr old!!

about seven minutes until the fun begins, folks. grab your best world-end snackfoods, and repent, yeah?