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LMFAOLMFAO!!! Goodone

second line

Lmfao! People are calling that church, chewing them our!

Originally posted by zazzafrazz

Originally posted by TruthCharmer
Hi, new member here - but we don't have time for introductions!

15 minutes to go in Wellington, New Zealand. I'm about to head out the door and find a vantage point to watch the action. If I'm still alive in about an hour, I'll report back.

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Be brave !
We are with you Newb

And thank you now for a keyboard full of beer, sheesh.

God can I rapture you my wet keyboard today for a new dry one tomorrow?

9 minutes and counting. The ocean looks good from here.

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Haha good times. This is one bloody funny thread zazz Best in a while for sure We should Prematurely raptulate more often

Originally posted by EssenceOfSilence

Just in case you are still here come Sunday

Oh, I'll be here, alright. Thanks for the link

I can't wait for Rapture time in Argentina, it's still 15 hours away. I want to see the live coverage on the news, lol.

Originally posted by darrylss
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2 Peter 3:11,12 11 “Since everything will be destroyed in this way, what kind of people ought you to be? You ought to live holy and godly lives
12 as you look forward to the day of God and speed its coming. That day will bring about the destruction of the heavens by fire, and the elements will melt in the heat.”
So the Bible says you should live holy and godly lives while looking FORWARD to the glorious return, not while looking FOR the glorious return.

Yeah, nice one guys, if it didn't happen it's because you all were looking FOR it, nope I ain't gonna buy that little escape clause!!!

I was promised a Christian free world, and I think as a God of your word you should cash the checks your followers have been writing.

New Zealand here: I just looked out the window and freaked!! There was my daughter, going up...Up....UP!! Into the air!!! I opened the window and growled her!! She really shouldn't be on that trampoline after dusk.

It is 6pm in New Zealand, any quakes???

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Nothing here. Even got my cristen father in law here. He has not floated away yet.

Originally posted by Juice22
It is 6pm in New Zealand, any quakes???

...or flying Christians?

I was promised flying Christians! Where are they? **shakes fist at the sky**

rofl I am a Christian but I'm literally crying from laughing so hard. This thread is hilarious. When I saw how many flags it had I couldn't ignore it! Being in the Bible belt I'm pretty sure we'll have lots of free land here within the next several hours. The Land Run of 2011 anyone?

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What what what? That would definitely be "Premature Raptulation", Canada isn't due for several more hours. Tsk Tsk

Well thanks a billion for the laughs guys and gals! Im heading to bed. Rapture or not, I gor 5 people expecting a sabbath breakfast tomorrow (today, lol) pancakes, sausage, bacon, hashbrown, eggs, gravy, and homemade biscuits. gotta love tha dirty south

Hope to see my fellow un-raptured ats'ers tomorrow. Because it's ya'lls fault I wont be raptured, making me laugh and all

Peace, love, and chicken grease

is this rapture is to occur? whats my time im looking at? York, Pennsylvania

Originally posted by EagleTalonZ
rofl I am a Christian but I'm literally crying from laughing so hard. This thread is hilarious. When I saw how many flags it had I couldn't ignore it! Being in the Bible belt I'm pretty sure we'll have lots of free land here within the next several hours. The Land Run of 2011 anyone?

You mean that I can finally afford lake front property??!!

WHOOHOOO
BBQ at my new digs on Thursday!

New Zealand News: All quiet on the southern front. Newscasters looked quite happy!! No Rapture!!

yet more fun from the twitterverse -

@rob_sheridan‎ It's now past 6pm May 21st in New Zealand. Everyone still there? Yes? I guess you kiwis are all just heathens.
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