The Rapture Report-Live testimonials from around the world, 26 minutes to go.

reply to post by Hijaqd


Sounds more like cutting in line to me.

its Sat 6:00 PM in Kiritimati....


ANYTHING YET??????????

reply to post by Hijaqd


He is the only one I would ever relinquish my Babylonian sword to ever.....maybe Andre cause that man's just huge.

Its official folks!

The world is now over. Pack up and leave. Single-file everyone.

reply to post by zazzafrazz


1 minute past midnight here in The Bluegrass. Nope. No reports of cars running into ditches due to driver rapture.

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Well...it is now 6:09pm Saturday on Kiritimati, Christmas Island, Kiribati no rapture,,,no quake

Did anyone even watch the video I posted?

Shortly before midnight Jerusalem time, the rapture is to begin according to Family Radio.

Originally posted by Fishticon84
The world is now over. Pack up and leave. Single-file everyone.

Oh thats not going to work..here watch this..

*switches on the ugly lights*

*places hands on my hips and takes a deep breath...*

I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU GO, BUT YOU CAN'T STAY HERE!!

*waves arms around like one might try to heard turkey outside*

Did that work?

Originally posted by soaringhawk
Shortly before midnight Jerusalem time, the rapture is to begin according to Family Radio.

It is now 6:12pm Saturday May 21, 2011 on Kiritimati, Christmas Island, Kiribati

reply to post by caladonea


I know..... and look....

Some naked dude is probably showing up on Australia's Air Defense Radar.

reply to post by caladonea


It's May 21 in Asia too. What I'm saying is that before midnight, Jerusalem time on the 21st it's to occur according to them. I'm on east coast u.s.a.

reply to post by soaringhawk


Hi...what I am saying is that nothing has happened there....and its already after 6pm Saturday......no rapture, no quake....lol

OK, I've been standing on the roof of my house for 10 mins now waiting to get rapturised.Nothing has happened.I've led a good life and am definitely up for rapturisation.

How many hours ahead is heaven time?

Oh wait! I forgot to take my clothes off.Back to the roof, nekkid.

Last one to the pearly gates buys the first round of ambrosia.

Alright folks... last one for the evening, and I'm calling it a night. Enjoy wetting your pants with this little morsel...


reply to post by blah yada


Dude.... The lord isn't buyin' that! You even wrote "lie" instead of life. Jesus knows ya' soul! Being nekkid ain't gonna distract his judgement any. You're stuck down here with the rest of us heathens.

I'm sure someone must of said this already...

But what ever happened to "no man shall know the day nor the hour" ?

Is that part of the bible conveniently ignored? Even though it appears at least twice if im not mistaken.

I'd love to hear this preachers take on those passages.

It may actually be starting:

channel6newsonline.com...

english.peopledaily.com.cn...

Well I just slurped my coffee waiting for RAPTURE.. but in the mean time.. here's some good old school music to die to!!




Well Im still here.. are you? LOL

reply to post by billbixby


That's creepy as freaking hell dang it I haven't even ordered a pizza, hang on Jesus, hang on I will buy a large I swear! By the way I do have donuts will you take that as payment instead of pizza Jesus?