CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'

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And I counter with CHAINSAW NUNCHUKUS!!



I was going to add Dynamite Nunchuks, but apparently no one has been that hardcore yet, hence no picture.

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Give me that guys name and address, and I will give him lots and lots of money.


That has to be an electric chainsaw. I wonder what kind of battery life that thing has. No matter.... I want one!

Originally posted by MikeboydUS
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

Holy bleep Batman! I thought it was photoshop or a mock up, but check this out:

wow not very loud nice i will take 5 of them in a zombie Ap i would attach them to everything lol flash light, my sword, one that fits over my hand like in the evil dead series,one for my gun and one back up

Originally posted by Mactire
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

And I counter with CHAINSAW NUNCHUKUS!!

I was going to add Dynamite Nunchuks, but apparently no one has been that hardcore yet.

only man ever to wield that was chuck norris

I had no pictures to add. Just one little bit of suggestion but i guess that holds no entertainment value for this gen's gamers. That must explain why the gaming scene has...zombified. well, I'm out.
Do you think you really have what it takes to survive something like that? You'd better be focused. Just replace the Zed word. I tried to say something, but even here on ATS it's not even worth it. I've lurked since '06, this site used to be so much more.

I just wanted to point out that if the Zombie Apocalypse has anything to do with a disease I would keep a couple gallons of Bleach handy in my combat kit. Not just to keep your whites white but it sterilizes like nothing else!

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I did see your comment, and I responded. Not sure if you caught it. I know what you're saying though, but the truth of the matter is, what's going to happen is going to happen. Not a lot that can be done about it. I, like so many others on here, try to find the humor in everything, no matter how dark and seemingly un...inspiring? (for lack of a better word). I think there's something in the air, especially lately. I don't know if you've been keeping up with the madness that is this thread:
Above Top Secret
...but it's basically talking about a possible extraterrestrial virus that could change human DNA in a small percentage of people. One of the theories roaming (no oun intended) around that thread was the idea of a Zombie-like bug getting loose on earth. You'll have to excuse the light-hearted banter going on here, but its a coping method of men, and at the end of the day, its arguably a bit fun as well.

Good timing considering the Rapture tie-in. The Day after Rapture is the Zombie Apocalypse, thats May 22 if they are correct.

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THAT'S funny! Dude, you made me blow wine out my nose, you owe me a new MacBook!! lolol

Ok, so remember a couple years back when Swine Flu and Bird Flu were going around? My mom had a strain of the Swine Flu, and she said it felt like nothing but a cold. She went to the doctors and they told her it was the Swine Flu. My mom rested for a couple days, and she was 100 percent better. It really wasn't half as bad as what they made it out to be. The CDC blows everything out of proportion. As awesome as a Zombie invasion would be, I highly doubt it's going to happen. But, just incase, I have my shotgun.

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I actually had a kind of... epiphany (no pun intended) a few moments ago. People always have this vision of the Rapture where people just blink out of existence, or turn into some glowing mist and float away, but the reality (if it is reality), would be that God would only take the souls and leave the "meat sacks". So you'd have these soulless being wandering about. Zombies? Could be.
Wouldn't that be like the ultimate FU to non-believers out there. God whisks away all of his believers and followers, leaving behind the ultimate miracle, the living dead. I believe in energy, call me a hippie, but I'm sure if I buy into the whole bible story, but if the dead were to begin walking around, I just might start a church

I wonder if they're going to be putting out any public service commercials for the ZA?

It needs to be something catchy, with a punchy finnish.... I've got it....

"When you're huddled in your home... And the Zombies start to roam.... Don't forget the golden rule: TOP OFF YOUR CLIP, BEFORE EVERY TRIP".

well its about time. Finally time to blow some zombie brains out!

nice article..thanks

Originally posted by CanadianDream420
I'm confident once a person is dead, drained of their blood and put into caskets that the likeliness of them returning to the surface of the earth is right around 0%....

Even if they did, they'd be looking for a drink of water.. Not brains.

lol i definately second that but if it is true.. i secretly hope they go for Harper first.

Originally posted by JJDoggie84
This is coming from the "center" that begged us to get our swing flu shot. What a waste of tax payer money! The CDC should be dismantled due to stupidity and for being wrong 95%+ of the time... Good post tho S+F

Erm I think you'll find that they are roleplaying wacky scenarios so that when an unforeseen genuine one crops up they will know what to do. Now if anyone here can predict with 100% accuracy every likely scenario then I'm sure the CDC will want your expertise to help them plan.

We'll just have to wait and see what the Gov't's Mad saliva drooing jekyl and hyde scientists who live underground will unleash The Day After Luke Skywalk i mean, Jesus floats down fom the sky sporting his neon nifty cool tattooed thigh now won't we.

Originally posted by JerryB08
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Show me a single credible source. One of a real flesh eating zombie.

I have a very open mind. Radiation poison kills you. In the history of man not a single person has died from it and awoke a zombie. Please show me I'm wrong.

I feel it should be noted that the zombie theme was completely sensationalist to garner attention, which worked it seems. From the foxnews article linked above:

"It's kind of a tongue-in-cheek campaign," Daigle said Wednesday. "We were talking about hurricane preparedness and someone bemoaned that we kept putting out the same messages."


Read more: www.foxnews.com...

Not exactly an eventuality, just a cool way to promote preparedness.( Probably )

any one ever read brian keenes the rising series? great take on the zombie. basicaly this reasurch lab starts up a machine that bends time and space and kinda acts like a small black hole. and it weakens the walls of are deminsion and theses deminsional shamblers with a lust for cannibalism start to posses the recently dead. they can pick though the persons brain and learn bout are culture and language etc in seconds and then just baicaly kill anything that still has a soul. great series though anyone into zombies should check it out. takes place in the baltimore area so any MD residents would get a dose of there home town

lol...

jesus might be a Zombie, but im beginning to think maybe he's a biker

Originally posted by FanarFanar
I wonder if they're going to be putting out any public service commercials for the ZA?

It needs to be something catchy, with a punchy finnish.... I've got it....

"When you're huddled in your home... And the Zombies start to roam.... Don't forget the golden rule: TOP OFF YOUR CLIP, BEFORE EVERY TRIP".

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