The Ultimate Doomsday Gloom and Doom Thread!

Originally posted by SLAYER69
I have Twinkies, a pencil sharpener, a ruler, scotch tape and a potato in my Bug out bag.

A potato? Ohhh i have to know why.
The local weather people say residents in my area should have food and water and a flashlight in the car for extreme wind and weather advisories. Some people also carry blankets and hats and such as well.
But that's just regular conditions.
Mebbe for 2012 I need some Andes choc/mint cookies and maybe some beef jerky for protein.

Imma gonna be bummed if the world ends

No more ats!

Oh the humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by kdog1982

Originally posted by jude11
I have...

12 rubber chickens
11 condoms,
10 pairs of socks
9 cigars
8 jars of KY
7 twinkies
6 bottles of Jack Daniels
5 onion rings
4 potatoes
3 fake ID's
2 fortune cookies (In case I don't agree with one)
and...

1....Big Ass Turkey....Just in case!

Forgot to add the double barrel persuader by the sofa in case someone wanted to make off with my fortune cookies and KY...

Merry Christmas to all.

edit on 19-12-2012 by jude11 because: (no reason given)

Worried about you jude,condoms and KY???
And cigars????
Remind me to stay far away from jude.

I ain't for da squeamish...

Peace

reply to post by SLAYER69


Can you be over prepared Slayer ? My land I think you've achieved it

Originally posted by mamabeth
reply to post by jude11

 

I almost got my dogs mixed up,I almost posted something to kdog
instead of you.You are the sick puppy who wrote those twisted 12
days of christmas.

I cannot tell a lie....wait...Yes I can.

Peace

Hey Slay, I just gave away all my Earthly possessions!

One way or another,I don't think I'll be around much longer.
Between 12/21/12 and Christmas,I would be better off with doomsday because it will be alot less painful then my wife's pre-christmas panic and chaos.
Please let the Mayans be right!

reply to post by Signals




There is always one in every crowd.
Jude is being optimistic with the KY and condoms me thinks...

The world can't end on the 21st, cause I have a purple theme party to attend on New years eve.

I wasn't sure what to wear purple wise, so I bought purple Easter egg dye and I am going to take a bath in it.

Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by Signals

 

There is always one in every crowd.
Jude is being optimistic with the KY and condoms me thinks...

I saw that and thought, "Is Jude going into politics?"

Originally posted by ThirdEyeofHorus

A potato? Ohhh i have to know why.

If the Irish can stave off disaster with the "potato" so can I!

Just told the Boss I quit !

Figured it was the least I could do, knowing the end of the World is upon us!



Scotch and Cigar in my hands...............

Originally posted by beezzer

Originally posted by Ben81
nice new avy Slayer lol

Gotta give props!

SLAYER did my avy as well!

Thanks buddy!

It look like Detroit now

Man, all I have is beer and a bag o' chips...

eww...I found some Top Ramen..beef..

I will live forever now......

even if I die..Top Ramen will keep me ALIVE!!

I adjusted my avatar accordingly.
A boy and his dog.

A potato? Ohhh i have to know why.

Potatoes!

I been watching youtube videos on how to make my own potato chips and french fries couldn't help myself was the Irish in me.

Comfort food is a must for the end of the world.

My warning is this, if you've taken any kind of laxative, unplug the fan....A.S.A.P

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

POTATOES!






(at my age, I really shouldn't be saying "RRRRRRR" and grunting. Good thing I'm near a bathroom)

Originally posted by beezzer
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

POTATOES!

(at my age, I really shouldn't be saying "RRRRRRR" and grunting. Good thing I'm near a bathroom)

And stay away from fans!