What if on May 21st, 2011, "Christ" does "return"?

Should Christ return on that date the first thing I want to know is his ethnicity. Following that I have a few choice words for him, if he drops the thunder bolt I'll conform on the spot.

BUT......... What if Jesus and Mohammed come on the same day.... Death match with Abraham as guest ref.
I doubt he is coming if his heaven is all that and no way is Mohammed giving up all those black eyed whores for the average US broad......... He could resurface in Thailand I guess. That place can be heavenly.

EDIT: Should it turn out he really is the king of the Jews the Hamas will be up the creek

reply to post by SonicInfinity


Remember in the bible it says that the first who comes and claims to be the son of god or the arrival of god first is false but will convince most of the world. The second coming after that will be the real god. Im not religious but I do remember reading something along those lines. The evil behind the false return will make it so convincing they themselves will almost be deceived by their own doing. Anywho, FYI

Judging by how many people are really taking it seriously, I expect there to be some major backlash on the guy who started this all.


EDIT: I can't believe people threw away their jobs for this stuff. I cannot imagine how Dec 20th 2012 will be.

Cain, Abel and Seth (plus "other sons and daughters.")

What of it?

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Yes the solar flares will hit the earth just as they did on Sodom and Gamorrah ! Same thing happened then and is going to happen again. Fire from Heaven! It has all happened before and will happen again.. History repeats itself. Ecclesiastes states this fact.

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Well if the 30 year old carpenter does return, and is up to date on HIS interview and CV techniques HE shouldn't have a problem getting a job. so HE can partake in and cure the economic conundrum, other than that it's a load of hogwash as per the usual religious BS

if he does return on that date. all of you non believers should be very very worried and fearful.

the rapture event (calling up of the church) and the day of the lord (gods wraith for the unbelievers) are back to back events.


to be honest it wont be as no man knows the day or the hour not even the son, only the father.

and if you had done your homework their are a few things that happen in revelation first.

the anti Christ and false profit will be on the world stage, the anti Christ will claim to be Jesus ( now thats more likely as i dont see anyone forging peace deals, raising the dead and healing people so no anti Christ atm)

next time you think you see Jesus ,,,, it will be the anti Christ , as he will come with great lies and wonders and many will be deceived. and this all happens before the real son of god comes back, and he wont be coming back to give sight to the blind and be all nice this time, he's mad and going to kick some evil but.

jesus comes back just before man is mostly wiped out and it says every one will know and see. so if you dont see jesus with your own eyes, but hear about it that he is in a hidden place , learn it from the news it aint him.

It is the 'Project blue beam'! look it up. Holograms will be projected, the "messiah's" will emerge, Other worldy beings will show to us. Disclosure is near. Love will not fail, we will prevail, help love propel us above.

Originally posted by terilynn


Read the book of Genisis and see if you can tell me Adam and Eve's childrens names? Can you name them?

We have Cain and Abel, but of course Cain killed Abel then Adam had Seth years later.

Gen4:3 When Adam had lived 130 years, he had a son in his own likeness, in his own image; and he named him Seth. 4 After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters. 5 Altogether, Adam lived a total of 930 years, and then he died.

No other names are given for Adams children

Seth to Noah

6 When Seth had lived 105 years, he became the father of Enosh. 7 After he became the father of Enosh, Seth lived 807 years and had other sons and daughters. 8 Altogether, Seth lived a total of 912 years, and then he died.

9 When Enosh had lived 90 years, he became the father of Kenan. 10 After he became the father of Kenan, Enosh lived 815 years and had other sons and daughters. 11 Altogether, Enosh lived a total of 905 years, and then he died.

12 When Kenan had lived 70 years, he became the father of Mahalalel. 13 After he became the father of Mahalalel, Kenan lived 840 years and had other sons and daughters. 14 Altogether, Kenan lived a total of 910 years, and then he died.

15 When Mahalalel had lived 65 years, he became the father of Jared. 16 After he became the father of Jared, Mahalalel lived 830 years and had other sons and daughters. 17 Altogether, Mahalalel lived a total of 895 years, and then he died.

18 When Jared had lived 162 years, he became the father of Enoch. 19 After he became the father of Enoch, Jared lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters. 20 Altogether, Jared lived a total of 962 years, and then he died.

21 When Enoch had lived 65 years, he became the father of Methuselah. 22 After he became the father of Methuselah, Enoch walked faithfully with God 300 years and had other sons and daughters. 23 Altogether, Enoch lived a total of 365 years. 24 Enoch walked faithfully with God; then he was no more, because God took him away.

25 When Methuselah had lived 187 years, he became the father of Lamech. 26 After he became the father of Lamech, Methuselah lived 782 years and had other sons and daughters. 27 Altogether, Methuselah lived a total of 969 years, and then he died.

28 When Lamech had lived 182 years, he had a son. 29 He named him Noah[c] and said, “He will comfort us in the labor and painful toil of our hands caused by the ground the LORD has cursed.” 30 After Noah was born, Lamech lived 595 years and had other sons and daughters. 31 Altogether, Lamech lived a total of 777 years, and then he died.

32 After Noah was 500 years old, he became the father of Shem, Ham and Japheth.

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Wrong! Read Genisis 5 History of the decendants of Adam... Cain and Able not listed just Seth... Cain was Satans child... Read Genisis closely... Eve was decieved by Satan in the garden and it was not eating any fruit... She believed and followed Satan instead of following what God told her.. After she did this she covered herself with a fig leaf! Then she slept with Adam the first time after that.. God then punishes woman with painful labor pains because Eve was carrying Satans child and Able was Adams and they were twins.. But because Able shared the womb with Cain and was murdered by Cain before he could have decendants he is not in the line... That is why God tells the Israelites to kill all the Cainites and for this line that Jesus would come from not to have relations with the Cainite women.. Then God turns Satan into a SERPENT. That was Satans attempt at filling the world with his seed by having Eve bare his offspring and having his offspring kill the line but it didn't work.

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Check out Enki and Enlil it may help you understande the serpent more and his actions and who labeled him a snake. then check the who labeled the the snake. Just some mind food for you.

Originally posted by terilynn
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Wrong! Read Genisis 5 History of the decendants of Adam... Cain and Able not listed just Seth... Cain was Satans child... Read Genisis closely... Eve was decieved by Satan in the garden and it was not eating any fruit... She believed and followed Satan instead of following what God told her.. After she did this she covered herself with a fig leaf! Then she slept with Adam the first time after that.. God then punishes woman with painful labor pains because Eve was carrying Satans child and Able was Adams and they were twins.. But because Able shared the womb with Cain and was murdered by Cain before he could have decendants he is not in the line... That is why God tells the Israelites to kill all the Cainites and for this line that Jesus would come from not to have relations with the Cainite women.. Then God turns Satan into a SERPENT. That was Satans attempt at filling the world with his seed by having Eve bare his offspring and having his offspring kill the line but it didn't work.

Aww..The serpent seed doctrine.

Cain is not listed in the lineage of Adam. Cain was sent out from God.

Gen 4:13 Cain said to the LORD, “My punishment is more than I can bear. 14 Today you are driving me from the land, and I will be hidden from your presence; I will be a restless wanderer on the earth, and whoever finds me will kill me.”

15 But the LORD said to him, “Not so[e]; anyone who kills Cain will suffer vengeance seven times over.” Then the LORD put a mark on Cain so that no one who found him would kill him. 16 So Cain went out from the LORD’s presence and lived in the land of Nod,[f] east of Eden.

Also this only list first born sons. Cain gave up his birth right by killing his brother.

Originally posted by SonicInfinity
There has to be a reason for everything. All of these earthquakes, floods, tornadoes, fish deaths, and other events in correlation with the timings of the birth certificate release, the royal wedding, and Osama's death all have to mean something. If you look back in history at the Illuminati's actions, they always put a lot of meaning and symbolism behind them. This stupid May 21st date has such little evidence behind it that its believers look like mindless sheep. "This is it, there will be no May 22nd for us who are within Christ. You will all know soon enough." Sure, doomsday predictions have went viral on the Internet in the past, but I'm seeing people in my own local community quitting their 9-5, 40-hour per week jobs (in an economy this poor, I can hardly fathom the idea), moving their families somewhere in the mountains, and waiting for the date to come. With people taking it so seriously and it getting so much advertising (where are they getting the money for all of this?), I have to question: Why?

It's obvious that this is not the Rapture. It directly states in the Bible that you cannot predict when it's going to happen, so it leaves me thinking that this might be some sort of staged event.

All I know is that random coincidences only go so far.

I reckon that FOX and the BBC will be reporting on some random crap, the sun & moon will shine wherever you are and the world will go on.

Wolfie

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If I was Jesus I'd show up on the 22nd just to piss them off!

Originally posted by bhornbuckle75
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If I was Jesus I'd show up on the 22nd just to piss them off!

That would be on my bday, which is pretty awesome!

matthew 24 :3-4

3 As Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately. “Tell us,” they said, “when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?”

4 Jesus answered: “Watch out that no one deceives you. 5 For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many. 6 You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7 Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8 All these are the beginning of birth pains.

im not going to even to get into the fact 6 out of the ten most powerful recorded earthquakes of all time have been since the reformation of iisrael ( one of the birth pangs that show his coming is near)

but look it up

en.wikipedia.org...

strange how the top ten span 300 years in total but the top 6!!!!! happened since the reformation of israel in 1948 60 od years!!!

it may not be the 21st but its soon.

mathew 24: 4 - 8 is directly corresponding to revelations 6

read each sign that Jesus stated.

false Jesus

2And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

nation against nation ( ethnic wars , in the disciples time this was unheard of normally country vs country but now we have ethnic groups in many country's killing each outer on a massive scale.

4And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.


famine (im sure everyones upto date with the crazy rise in food prices in the last few years )

5And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.

6And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.



earthquakes ( well unless you have been living under a rock you know these are going mad )

read my previous link out of top 10 ever recorded the top 6 have been since 1948 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i would recommend you accept Jesus as your lord and Saviour before its too late 21st of may or not its coming.

Originally posted by SonicInfinity
There has to be a reason for everything. All of these earthquakes, floods, tornadoes, fish deaths, and other events in correlation with the timings of the birth certificate release, the royal wedding, and Osama's death all have to mean something.

Yep, it means technology has brought the entire world to your television and to your computer. All of the seemingly strange events have been going on throughout the history of the world, and are quite natural.

Originally posted by Nick_X

Originally posted by ExCommando


Christ then appears in the clouds, from "east to west" the whole world will be able to see his Return.

The saved will "rise to meet him in the air", and will then abide by His side. The Bible states the saved will number 144,000 (from memory, it might be different but it's around that figure), and they will rule and cast judgement on the rest of the world (the unsaved).

What you describe there sounds just like a mass Alien UFO Abduction scenario, interesting

haha i thought the same thing. the 144,000 chosen will not be christians but scientist and people that actually contribute to civilization.

Originally posted by jiggerj

Originally posted by SonicInfinity
There has to be a reason for everything. All of these earthquakes, floods, tornadoes, fish deaths, and other events in correlation with the timings of the birth certificate release, the royal wedding, and Osama's death all have to mean something.

Yep, it means technology has brought the entire world to your television and to your computer. All of the seemingly strange events have been going on throughout the history of the world, and are quite natural.

Osama have been dying throughout history and BC were being released in the forests somewhere but we didn't know because we didn't have television, yes?

Originally posted by summer5
This may not be a popular reply, or excepted well...there is no Jesus Christ. He is opposite of what his Father said...I'll take my chances that I'm wrong. I have a hard enough time believing in a god, let alone the "son" who contradicted everything his "Heavenly Father" said.

Christians celebrate Christmas (look up the origins). They celebrate Easter (again, look up the origins)..Good Friday-repeat...Your Bible you mis-read. If you want to follow the "Bible"..do what it is says. The Bible says "god does not change"..yet after the New Testament, he Changed. WTH? How god can change in the middle of the "book" from one thing to another...doesn't any one question that?

All gods word (that does not change) was changed by the son??? So all of a sudden he changed the goal posts? Are you serious?

To me Christianity is the biggest lie there is. They are the ones who "follow" yet will the be the ones cast into the lake of fire (if there is one). They are following the son, with out understanding, and think they are on the right path...I think NOT!

I agree with you. I totally believe in God, but all religion is man-made and was designed to keep mindless people in lock step. Nothing out of the oridinary will happen on May 21st.