Zombies (Panic) its going to be a bad day in your neighborhood!!

Originally posted by ezekielken
ruger sr-9, enfield .303, mossberg 12 pump, savage .308 lever action breech loader, soon to be glock 22, my katana and my wakazashi.oh wait someone want to help me carry all this lol

That again is why the zombie idea is scary to me, I know it's never going to happen.. but if it did.. all of that would get you buy until your ammo ran out .. those things are relentless!

Board up the doors and windows, grab my fam and bug out gear and make like I'm on the roof of Philly mall in 1978.

Originally posted by karileigh77
omg i dont drink coffee and i dont get a paper on sat i get my gun its time for war

LOL thats way to funny! I love it

im ready for the zombies i need to get rid of stress

reply to post by Tayesin

..Um, excuse me sir....

"We dont stop playing because we get old we get old because we stop playing"

Originally posted by nerbot
reply to post by sugarcookie1

 

I'd wonder why the heck I am getting a morning paper for the first time and where the hell do all these neighbours I've never had before come from.

Then I'd go back to bed and drowse.

your cracking me up!! I'm laughing so hard thanks!

whos to old?

Originally posted by JibbyJedi
Isn't this the current situation already?
Everyday I see this on the TV and when I drive behind someone doing half the speed limit... because they are lobotomized zombies. Who do you know who is currently "alive" and NOT feeding off of someone else?

I'm speaking mentally and metaphorically of course.

I wonder about that myself sometimes! thanks!

Originally posted by Mentalistbee
reply to post by sugarcookie1

 

Get in my car and pretend it's a video game

''Hit and run; Zombie Edition''

Hey thats a good one lol ..Id probley just hide in the closet

First thing I would do is call my son-in-law who lives next door to me---He has all the serious fire power and then I would call my other daughter who lives next door to them and tell her the S done HTF! We would gather up all the weapons, ammo, food items,water, extra clothes and get in our vehicles and get the hell out of Dodge. Then I suppose we would look for a safe place that would be easy to defend or look for people to band up with. Hopefully the Zombies will be the "Romero" type. If they are fast zombies---at my age I am SOL

Originally posted by Tayesin
This is the second "Zombies OMG what would you do" thread this year.

What happened to the serious discussions of real world events?

Do I need this type of mental fluff to take my mind away from reality?

NO!!

Sorry, but disucssions about Zombies, Vampires or other such childhood fluff isn't what ATS is here for.

Well Tayesin..This is in general chit chat come on have some humor! Are you old and grumpy?

i would use a flame thrower my uncle has one hes a little shady bit at this point who is going to ask

Originally posted by karileigh77
for those wo think its stupid dont be a dumd ass and put anything its that easy [/quote

I agree its a fun thread thats why its in general chit chat

Lmao well i dont like my neighbor very much so id give him a fake tear than start packin for the worst. Check the news right quick, and itll prolly say "Flesh eating Zombies in your neighbor? No need to worry their harmless". Put a big ol' bullet hole right throw the TV and than round up every gun i have and load it up in the Dodge. With the whole family strapped, than were going to Walmart and any Zomb zomb we see on the way are either getting a mouth full of 4500 pounds of a V8 HEMI or a nice .357 caliber size hole through their noggin. Barricade ourselves and i hope to god some people are still left alive, inside the walmart and hold out. Than try to establish radio contact with an old friend 1000 miles away who i made plans with along time ago just for this situation

we all need some fun i will kill u if your a zombie though

Originally posted by sugarcookie1

Originally posted by Tayesin
This is the second "Zombies OMG what would you do" thread this year.

What happened to the serious discussions of real world events?

Do I need this type of mental fluff to take my mind away from reality?

NO!!

Sorry, but disucssions about Zombies, Vampires or other such childhood fluff isn't what ATS is here for.

Well Tayesin..This is in general chit chat come on have some humor! Are you old and grumpy?

No I am the one who is old and grumpy but there is nothing like a good zombie apocalypse to put the spring back in yer step! Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!

Originally posted by LargeFries
reply to post by sugarcookie1

 

i would like to round up herds of brain-hungry zombies and redistribute them where they would serve the best purpose. The homes & offices of Americans who have proven track records of being traitors would receive their just reward with this novel home redecoration approach.

the thought of zombies feasting on executives who sold out their fellow countrymen in search of a few more pennies profit to shareholders by sending jobs out of America, war toy profiters, politicians on the take, those who ran the Federal Reserve, the list goes on.

after the zombies clean up that mess we could put them in the White House. it would be an instant improvement of leadership for the American people.

What a great idea! the best ever yet! that would take care of alot of problems

Originally posted by GodofWar411
grab my shotgun and my bug out bag......... close all the blinds in the house block all all ground level glass ...
get dressed in all climate gear..... in the mean time my woman and son locked in the Suv waiting.....Just in case they have to bail.... once all is secured and safe for the moment.... get the Suv loaded up try to contact my family
..... be ready for the right chance to get out and get away and out of populated areas.

Ohh good one! Id head out to the country dont forget water and lots of guns and ammo lol and a change of underware

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Hey cap, what wal-mart you stoppin at ? I'll meet you there

Originally posted by ezekielken
ruger sr-9, enfield .303, mossberg 12 pump, savage .308 lever action breech loader, soon to be glock 22, my katana and my wakazashi.oh wait someone want to help me carry all this lol

LOL yeah i think you might need a bit of help!