The Muppet Conspiracy: PigUFO disclosure, Gay Agenda Muppets, Genetically engineered Pig woman

reply to post by Aloysius the Gaul


Ha Ha! I hadn't really thought about this movie for some time... I began to read about it ( following your post ) on Wiki ( pedia, not leaks... ) and every three words was something similar to: Ulmg, ursSohs... I have a cramp in my eyes...

Did you know they are making a sequel for Dark Crystal?

reply to post by derpif


OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I havent laughed so hard ...EVER
my husband had to literally pick me off the floor..
at one point i stopped breathing.

Here ya go - Mystics stick it to the Skeksis about 3 minutes into this vid - www.disclose.tv...

Tyvm Zazz, I really had a good laugh reading much of this thread. With all that is going on in the world today I think it is a good thing for people to loosen up and remember what it is like to laugh, and I want to thank you for contributing towards that end. Also want it known that I am not discrediting anyone's belief that there are hidden messages in any of this, to say there is no way is not a way to keep an open mind, and I personally do think there is some undertones for tolerance in much of the Henson content and imo that is not a bad thing in the slightest. Just my $0.02, your mileage may vary.

I know one liners are frowned upon here, but...

No!

That's really all I have to say. I usually love your threads OP, but this one has reached way too far. I suppose I could be wrong (in which case I'd be incredibly embarrassed), but lets try to be somewhat realistic here.


Cheers,
Strype

reply to post by Strype


I don't envy you inability to spot a joke... therefore.. I guess the joke is on you!

IRM

reply to post by InfaRedMan


Too many people spoiled the fun! I wish more people would have run with this it would have been a good time.

Henson was counterculture enough and had so many great messages of acceptance community and love that it would have been great to really run this idea through the ringer.

I didn't even think about puppets that way.But I agree
with your theory.



Nice work!

Ok, I had hoped someone else would post this cause I still think its...

EVIL!

No joke. There is something freaky going on with them Muppet's!



EEEKKKKK!!!!! (See here for more info.)

peace

Wow, I am almost speechless....Kermit is a frickin Amphibian, Burt and Ernie just wanted to save on rent, the count is trying to teach children to errr count - not develop foot fetishes.

If you were being utterly sarcastic I applaude you, if you were being serious, I'd love to know what you think of Barney the dinosaur or my personal favorite - a U.K childrens show 'Rainbow.' Play with ya balls - lol.

I have the same theory but it's for all these new cartoon characters with penis noses. For some reason almost all new cartoon characters have these types of noses. I pointed it out to my wife she laughed so hard. I thought she was gonna pass out. it was funny as well to me, but then I went hey!, man whats up with that?

ENTER THE MUPPET MATRIX

Originally posted by RADHESYAM
reply to post by derpif

 

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I havent laughed so hard ...EVER
my husband had to literally pick me off the floor..
at one point i stopped breathing.

Laughing is healthy, but don't you stop breathing

OMG Zazz I love this!

I always loved the Muppets and well it makes sense!!

I think you are on to something here

Thank you for the best laugh I've had all week, I really needed it today!

I love this thread
thanks for the laugh

I always knew Bert was evil...the pics on the net are proof enough...but that was seseme street...now your talking about how its a vast and wide muppet conspiracy?! my god man...the power Bert has gained is remarkable...he must be stopped by any means necessary.

Originally posted by Strype
I know one liners are frowned upon here, but...

No!

That's really all I have to say. I usually love your threads OP, but this one has reached way too far. I suppose I could be wrong (in which case I'd be incredibly embarrassed), but lets try to be somewhat realistic here.

Cheers,
Strype

Step 1) reread entire OPs
Step 2) LOL
Step 3) repeat until step 2 comes naturally

Originally posted by OptimusPrimate
Wow, I am almost speechless....Kermit is a frickin Amphibian,

shapeshifting reptilians...they never suspect the frog

Burt and Ernie just wanted to save on rent,

Sesame Street is rent controlled...thats a cover

the count is trying to teach children to errr count - not develop foot fetishes.

The count is a vampire...ahh haa haa...and he endlessly counts...ahh haa haa...put the two together to see...ahh haa haa...the real agenda (I love counting agenda's)
it is a veiled confession about how the muppets are sucking the numerical, aka, financial, system dry...ahh haa haa.
and how do you kill vampires? Sunlight and jesus! since the count lives on sesame street, it is also saying there is no light or baby jesus on sesame street...its the atheist agenda also!!! (ahh, haa, haa)

If you were being utterly sarcastic I applaude you, if you were being serious, I'd love to know what you think of Barney the dinosaur or my personal favorite - a U.K childrens show 'Rainbow.' Play with ya balls - lol.

Best not to talk about Barney...I am not convinced about the anonymous nature of ATS...some things are simply not worth the consequences.

Sorry Barney if your reading...I didn't say anything.

Honestly, I think The Count has OCD.....

reply to post by zazzafrazz


The "Rainbow Connection"???? REALLY?????? NOT A GAY OVERTONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The song is about life! Plain and simple!!!!

And the muppets all represent a time when all is innocent. Children DO NOT see colors, race, sex, hate. They are open to all the beauty in this world.

I cannot believe that you have wasted so much of your time to "create conspiracy" with this! And that picture of the muppets with the guns and drug, WAS NOT MADE by Jim Henson or PBS or Disney. That was photoshopped by some dude who thought it would be funny.

Please step away from your computer, go outside and breathe some fresh air, and LIVE LIFE!!!