The Muppet Conspiracy: PigUFO disclosure, Gay Agenda Muppets, Genetically engineered Pig woman

I'm shocked.

Surely the MIB will be involved (Muppets In Black)

Originally posted by zazzafrazz
Look hard enough and we will find symbology on just about everything, Im too scared to see Nibiru, but I know its there! Its all there.

edit on 6-4-2011 by zazzafrazz because: (no reason given)

yeah looking hard enough at anything and you will see symbology. even if it isn't there!

i mean really come on reptilian shapeshifters? i don't believe in the official story of 9/11, i know that our media and entertainment has been hijacked and influenced to an extent to suck out all of the creativity and good in it. i know that bigger and bigger government and more spending, and bailouts and all that is bad, and it's truly there.

but muppets are a subconscious message to our children that kermit the frog "overlord" is a symbol for reptilian alien shapeshifter ownership of our planet and its people? LMAO. David Icke makes really good points about the govt. and royal families, corruption in world leaders etc. etc. but this whole argument about them all being reptilian shapeshifters is not only hilarious, but rediculous and pretty scary that people believe it.

I only have one question...

WHERE. IS. THE. PROOF? and if you send me a youtube link to some video of guys trying to mess with hilary clinton's eye balls using photo shop then i'm just going to laugh even harder. i understand we're all looking for the truth here and trying to expose the elite for who and what they are and represent, but its stuff like this that completely kills the credibility of this movement for truth to be disclosed.

i don't even care if it turns out in 20 years you who believe in the reptilian thing were right. the fact of the matter is, we're having a hard enough time bringing our friends and families over to our side of the argument when it comes to 9/11 and chemtrails. Nevermind friggen George Bush being able to turn into a reptile when no ones looking. I mean seriously where do you come to the conclusion that that is at all possible and even more absurd, true? Please give me the proof - I'm open to the documented facts. Sorry if i'm coming off as abrasive but this is rediculous.

You know, I never did trust Henson & Company. They were always so bloody careful to keep Masonic symbolism out of their TV shows & movies... talk about a dead giveaway!

Originally posted by zazzafrazz
At the heart of this beloved children’s series, both Sesame Street and The Muppet Show, there lies a link to just about every type of conspiracy known to basement dwellers. The Muppets are abstract version of humanity. What did Jim Henson know that we don’t? Why did Disney buy up the Muppets?

So... Some guy makes sock puppets in his basement, gets noticed by a television network, creates a television show for kids between the ages of 3 and 9, and then embeds hidden details into his show about government conspiracies?

...thus, you found something intellectually profound while watching the show?



Did you get enough sleep last night?

reply to post by Section31


So the show works to expose the mysterious evil workings of the NWO, Illuminaty, Wall St PArty, HAARP, Chemtrails, reptiloids, aliens and Nazi moon bases!!

It does this by showing them daily to 3-6 year olds, then when they grow up they are able to expose the truth to the world!

All hail the great Muppet revelation gods!!

Seriously this is out of this world,manha-manha...do-doooo.de.do.do,I haven`t heard that for years many friends gone but I can still hear them laugh,even in the echoes of time..
Thankyou this thread is making me howl,I`m a big kid,oh the memories
Peace gringo

reply to post by zazzafrazz


G'Day!

I hope this isn't an "Invitation Only" thread....(mine might have gotten lost in the mail? So, either way, I'm crashing the party......)


Found yet more evidence for you, of the sinister, and subtle, infiltration....


Muppet Wikia!
(In calendar form....)

It is my experience that when enough people get genuinely angry at how ludicrous something seems that thing has a very good chance of being real.

That coupled with the amount of supporting evidence thus far presented leves me with no choice but to say this is no longer a joke and should be removed from the highly speculative forum and moved to the real conspiracy forum.

We've got something big here people!

This could change the modern world as we know it.

Keep up the evidence!

OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!

Seriously, this is the funniest thing I have read in ages! Thanks Zazz!!!!

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I think that Jinglelord taking it sseriously is almost funnier than the original!!

reply to post by Aloysius the Gaul


Hahaha true. Overall, it's been a good laugh Really needed a good laffo!

Manamana! (Original 1969 Version)




Catchy !!

2nd line

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you forgot miss piggy how coud you forget her ,, shes the best

reply to post by Aloysius the Gaul


Seriously you can't see how this could be real?

You need to watch more Muppet Show, Sesame Street, and Fraggle Rock.

This has a greater chance of being real than Chem trails, Crop circles, and a lone gunman all put together!

The imagery is there, it isn't exactly hidden.

Sometimes a Cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes it is a manifestation of a hidden self doubt stemming from one's manhood.

Later tonight if I have time I'll find and post some interviews with Henson and the various writers and muppeteers.

Outside of the fact it is ludicrous you can't show any evidence this is all mundane...

Ooh ohh do fraggle rock next.

I haven't read all the posts but, concerning the GAY agenda hidden in the Muppets, you forgot to mention how the technicians had to... insert part of themselves up the... how do you spell a muppet donkey? Anyway...

Did you talk about Jim Henson's darkest plot muppet style called the Dark Crystal? It is about a Gelfling ( GAYelfling?... ) looking for a missing crystal shard in order to restore his world...

Ain't a crystal shard some kind of dildo?... I could swear I saw something like that in a movie late at night... hmm

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And you should have seen how teh skeksies and mystics recombine - talk about homosexual rape!!

then the urSkeks depart this plane - so clearly homosexual rape is heavenly......