The Muppet Conspiracy: PigUFO disclosure, Gay Agenda Muppets, Genetically engineered Pig woman

Originally posted by InfaRedMan
reply to post by zazzafrazz

 

Hey Gorgeous! Your thread struck a deep chord with me. For some reason I have been entranced by the Bert & Ernie clip (below) for the past few weeks and cannot seem to stop watching it. Perhaps you can see a subliminal NWO message in it that I cannot. I fear they have already got to me. I am lost to the muppet agenda.

I need your help Zazzbot!!! PLEASE!!!

Regards,
The husk of a man previously know as IRM

edit on 7/4/11 by InfaRedMan because: ┌П┐(◉_◉)┌П┐ None of Your Business!

Holy crap ! Next thing you know they will try to teach how to do bank robberies if they haven't tried that already.

Originally posted by zazzafrazz
reply to post by Advantage

 

Let mehelp you with my little girl crush
, and Beaker, he is the mad scientist! a evil mastermind!

The Blind scientist.....blind to the real truth....

Beaker...The one who knows what is going on but can't tell us.


Seriously actually makes a bit of sense.

reply to post by zazzafrazz


Hard to say which is funnier, your excellently humorous post, or the fact that several people took you seriously. Thanks for this one, & I'm sure Jim Henson is out there somewhere, having a good laugh over this thread, right now!

Advocating drug use *shakes head*

great thread yup, all humans are programmed from birth, so a bunch of Muppets is a first class way of indoctrination! Then theres Farscape, but thats a whole different world of its own lol..
If its on tv, and especially aimed at the very young, i would have to say its not even a guess that such shows are loaded with subliminals and suggestive programming to hit kids at their most vunerable stages in development..

I think there are a couple of Smoking guns that were left out here:

Yes Elmo... we are all earthlings.. but what else is there I ask???



Ernie having a serious self examination as to whether he will stay off planet or in another alien base?



I think Sesame workshop has retained most of the true agenda. The Disney agenda is slightly different and has ruined the Henson's propaganda arm focusing on adults.

reply to post by zazzafrazz


HOGWASH!!! sesame street is sesame street, no gay agenda, no pig/frog crossbreeding conspiracy, no alien consipracy,No foot fetish cospiracy (if there was Rex Ryan would be the count)
Obviously the Muppets with weapons is a spoof by someone and they dont actually support drugs and weapons.

What about Big Bird? oh he must be the result of radiation or part of some mutation conspiracy or implanting these human brains in mice and birds conspiracy...and technically how do you know all these muppets are same sex they all look different to me, different origins. I thought muppets didnt have any sex organs?(like angels).
I've never seen Elmo chillin with a chubby or Bert and Ernie making out in the bathtub. you can take any cartoon or tv show and point out things that could look like something else..doesnt mean it is or thats what it means
This is nothing more than a childrens educational tv show created by the IMAGINATION (you do know what that is right? I'm sure you do with this thread!) of a truley creative man who's brought joy to children including myself for years. its not some crazy agenda. it is possible for someone to have an idea that dont include brainwashing you and your offspring..its called being creative.

reply to post by zazzafrazz

- Reptillians - who is the muppet overlord? Not a real man like McGuiver, no, its a frog....or do you mean a reptile

Frogs are amphibians mate. Also, you have way too much time on your hands

Originally posted by Griffo
reply to post by zazzafrazz

 

- Reptillians - who is the muppet overlord? Not a real man like McGuiver, no, its a frog....or do you mean a reptile

Frogs are amphibians mate. Also, you have way too much time on your hands

reply to post by NewEmpire816


While I think this whole thread is supposed to be tongue in cheek humor with a hint of truth behind it I should point out the facts are against you on the no gay agenda thing...

Henson was a vocal supporter of gay rights and any level of investigation will show you many of the muppeteers are gay men. With these two facts would it be so outrageous that they would add subtext trying to teach children it is acceptable to be gay?

One of the funniest posts I've seen in a very long time! Very good! Thank you for bringing a smile to my face in the middle of a fairly ordinary work day!

Originally posted by Jinglelord
reply to post by NewEmpire816

 

While I think this whole thread is supposed to be tongue in cheek humor with a hint of truth behind it I should point out the facts are against you on the no gay agenda thing...

Henson was a vocal supporter of gay rights and any level of investigation will show you many of the muppeteers are gay men. With these two facts would it be so outrageous that they would add subtext trying to teach children it is acceptable to be gay?

would it be so outrageous to say that maybe they werent? So what, i'm a vocal suppoter of gay rights dont mean I'm trying to secretly teach people about gays.. And so what some muppeteers are gay? what a queer cant muppeteer? or in this case muppetqueer (a thank you) just cause a muppeteer is gay dont mean he's trying to pass on a gay agenda. is it so far fetched to say that hey some gay dudes are good at muppeteering and thats why they got the job and not because the want to secretly teach your kids about being gay

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And also you should teach your kids being gay is ok( in my opinion), maybe not a such a young age but eventually they should learn gays are equals and its ok. what they should learn is that its ok to be gay its just not ok to throw it in everyones face and make it widely known for no reason other than attention,no need for a tv show that probably costs millions to make, just to sebtext a gay message

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you are so right i was raised on them and im perfectly straight items like this is what makes people turn away in disgust

Frogs are Amphibians, not reptiles.

Conspiracy debunked!

To the people who have said anyone who doesn't get that this thread is a joke is an idiot/moron/etc, get over yourself. The people calling the OP's sanity into question took this post at face value, as did I. Frankly, there are whackier threads on this site that are dead serious. So how is it our fault for assuming this thread was seious too? Btw, there are a select few in this thread that believed it wholeheartedly and ran with it, and are probably looking up more muppet conspiracies to add to this thread.

After all, it is not in the joke section.....

Get off your high horse

lol, now you are waking up and seeing the control and how they do it!

I just want to say I am not a basement dweller, I am an attic dweller.

reply to post by NewEmpire816


I don't think it is wrong to teach children to be accepting, or that it is ok to be gay. I think there are subtle clues in Sesame Street that indicate there is a subtext of being accepting of same sex partners. I don't think it is wrong at all and I still don't think it is beyond reason that they would be there in reality and on purpose.

Granted they could have been placed there by accident or all in my imagination along with many others. It is a fairly commonly held belief that Bert and Ernie are gay. Just go ask 10 random people I guarantee you will get at least 3 yes they are gay answers, ask 10 gay people and you will probably get 9 affirmatives.

maybe lady gagas in on the muppet conspiracy too lol

omg this is retarded, the muppets were fuc**n awesome