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Originally posted by LobeDethFaurt
Originally posted by kid_cudi
Wait... You guys totally forgot about the guy that would sneak up on people and hit them in the balls with a stapler.. Whatever happened to him I wonder?
I thought that he was the one who went to the CEO and got Marcy kicked off of the VP Commission. Of course, that was only because she turned down his advances. THAT is when he started doing that to people, remember? He was ok for a character, but I just didn't connect with him, chiefly due to the fact that I have no balls. I lost them almost 15 years ago. Tragic marriage accident. I don't like to talk about it.edit on 29-3-2011 by LobeDethFaurt because: spelling
Originally posted by abecedarian
Originally posted by LobeDethFaurt
Originally posted by abecedarian
Originally posted by LobeDethFaurt
Originally posted by abecedarian
Originally posted by kid_cudi
reply to post by abecedarian
They were manual pencil sharpeners
Well duh! Who sharpens an automatic pencil?
Oh, it can be done. The outcome is usually quite disasterous. One time, I sharpened an electric pencil, and woke up in a dumpster in San Diego. Crazy stuff. Best left to the professionals.
Oh? That was you?
Yep. Me. But, not me. Someone else entirely. Me. You know, like that guy who does stuff, and goes places, and says things? Yeah. That guy.
I bet it was secretly you, masquerading as me. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Now that was a vision you, I mean we could've done without.
And why do those air fresheners keep going off?
Originally posted by kid_cudi
reply to post by LobeDethFaurt
You just made this story awkward with tragedy you just announced. I hope you aren't serious and if you are I'm sorry to hear that. But back to the story. After Marcy got kicked off she was the one who would went around puking teeth onto peoples desks when they took bathroom breaks.
Originally posted by kid_cudi
reply to post by LobeDethFaurt
You just made this story awkward with tragedy you just announced. I hope you aren't serious and if you are I'm sorry to hear that. But back to the story. After Marcy got kicked off she was the one who would went around puking teeth onto peoples desks when they took bathroom breaks.
Originally posted by kid_cudi
reply to post by LobeDethFaurt
But she did make it.. The hippo swallowed her and she's hiding inside of it until she can get to somewhere where teeth don't explodeedit on 29-3-2011 by kid_cudi because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by Vicky32
I just want to say this is hilarious minimalist story telling!
A work of genius...
Vicky
Originally posted by kid_cudi
reply to post by abecedarian
No man your forgetting that they have exploding acid skin. Maybe she went to live with the guy that made a bad tooth and has one eye?
Originally posted by kid_cudi
reply to post by abecedarian
Ok ok but seriously what happened bill from upper management?
Originally posted by abecedarian
Originally posted by kid_cudi
reply to post by abecedarian
Ok ok but seriously what happened bill from upper management?
He was furloughed due to budget shortfalls.
Originally posted by LobeDethFaurt
Yes, but don't you wonder where the Hippo came from in the first place?
I bet that a group of jets flew by, spraying chemtrails. They were spraying to hide nibiru, but an unfortunate event happened. A ball of plasma reacted with the chemtrail cloud, and somehow produced a hippo. Of course, the evil shadow-government decided that the hippo wasn't real, and so they sent it to live in the hollow earth. However, the greys took pitty on the poor hippo, who hadn't paid taxes in many years, and implanted a small device under the skin. The hippo didn't like the device, and so he tore it out, dropping it in the process. Of course, nobody believed him when he told them about the implant, and so he decided to roll around in a corn field. People thought it was a crop circle telling them to build a giant factory, which they built on that very site.