I was abused by a gang of CHAVS! A guide to the Chav!

reply to post by TheLoneArcher


Very true I'm kind of a nutter for weapons of all types.

This takes the Chav genre to a new high.

they have a damn Chav game out in the UK.

Called chavopoly based on Monopoly.

reply to post by FrancoUn-American

My favourite piece of hardware is my compount crossbow. Easy to use, quiet and with a lot of stopping power. Plus, if you are lucky, you can re-use the bolts.

reply to post by sassyncute


I love that. I hope you do not mind if I copy that to my PC?

reply to post by sassyncute


hahaha wow well people will always find a way to make money, please tell me this game doesnt really exist

reply to post by TheLoneArcher


Oh yes, I have a low end crossbow I obtained for a little more than $100 sure is fun and quiet too, Though I've never fired a bolt from it that it didnt destroy on impact How about firearms?

reply to post by FrancoUn-American


I do not use firearms any more. I prefer to employ weapons that are low maintenance and sustainable.

Glasgow's got a lot of gangs. Well, not really 'gangs' in the proper sense. More a bunch of 15 year olds running about causing it.



Anyway, there's an area in Glasgow called Temple. The neds there are soooo scummy that they call themselves the YTS, which means............................Young Temple Scurvy

They're actually so clueless they go about spray painting Scurvy No. 1 in huge letters all over their hood. I don't think they even know what it means

Or maybe they think they're pirates?

How hard to do look to rival gangs when you're saying 'We're the Young Temple Vitamin C Deficiency Diseases'

My boyfriend grew up there so he was joking one night lets make up a new gang the YTAF - Young Temple Athletes Foot. Can you imagine? They'd all be like 'Haw mate. Who's these bunch a bams cuttin aboot in oor area'.

reply to post by TheLoneArcher


Same reason I use Russian guns hahaha

I do not know why Labour let this get so out of hand when they were in power.

Labour?!

No. this problem is our fault because we allow it to happen. It is the fault of parents, teachers, police...YOU and ME.

The most shocking part is that people will just not do anything. I have interceded on more then one occasion, usually on public transport. All it usually takes is a that you acknolowedge ( loudly and boldly) that you see what they are doing and you are informing the authorities.

I remember one day I was on the bus and a group of kids got on, they were very loudly playing their phones, yelling, cursing. I assumed the bus driver would put a stop to it, but neither him nor any of the passnegers said a word, they all stared at their feet. I confronted them, explained that their behaviour was unacceptable, to turn off their music immediately, and to sit down. The shock on their faces was priceless, but guess what? They shut up, sat down and behaved. When they got off the bus a couple of stops later I got a round of applause from the other passengers.

They know that most people will not do or say anything. That is the true shame, that most people are afraid. I there a danger that they will kill you? Sure..there is also a danger that you'll get run over when crosing the street.

You dont' need a weapon, you need to be bold and confident, look them in the eye, loudly admonish them to behave. In my experience ( and..to the chargain of my partner I always confront) the controlled confidene works everytime.

reply to post by Nammu


wow!!

second

reply to post by Nammu


That was actually very sad to watch. When I look at these young lads and then look at the ones, such as my two boys, both about to go to Afganistan, I wonder to myself "why are they about to risk their lives when people like this are.............?" Words fail me.

Thank you for posting this video.

reply to post by FrancoUn-American


Not so easy to get those over here. Shame really. I would love to get my hands on an old 7.62 SLR. The weapon I was brought up on.

reply to post by sassyncute


I think you'll actually find that most chavs steal their jewelery from Tesco and sometimes buy it from Argos - especially the nice Jordan range of jewelery.

I live in a large village, we have a few chavs, if they're misbehaving they will get told to step down. Personally I do get involved in a peaceful, non-threatening way - it seems to freak them out when you turn the tables... saying that though, there's a maximum of 5-10 of them round here at any time, so it's easy enough for me, strangely they're actually quite middle-class kids acting chav, or so it seems.

reply to post by TheLoneArcher


The SLR is a beauty of a weapon. Thats a total shame, I dont understand why a good nation would disarm it's citizens.

reply to post by FrancoUn-American


I loved it. I was engaging targets at over 800 yards using scope and bipod.
The disarming is probably a ploy. We are pacified and uanble to fight back. This is why I statetd, earlier in this thread, that we should learn how to adapt everyday objects into weapons at a moments notice. Sad though it sounds, I often walk around the house and look at objects, trying to decide how, if I had to, turn them into deadly weapons within a few seconds.

reply to post by TheLoneArcher


Most Impressive, I figured as much. Yeah that is always an option, dont feel bad I do the same thing day in and day out "hmmm this looks like it could be pretty handy for_____". I persoanlly find it healthy, keeps you thinking yah know?

Here in SA most of us will still try and help, it's just who we are!
A friends son and his friend was in London when they saw an older man being attacked by these kids. They tried to stop the attack and landed in hospital for being good samaritains.
It's sad to see kids with no respect for life!

What do chavs use for protection during sex? A bus shelter

What do you call a chav in a posh house? Burgler

What do you call a chav in a suit? The accused

What do you call a chav in a white shellsuit? The bride

What do you say to a chav when he’s at work? Big Mac and fries please

What is the chav boy next door getting for Christmas? Your bike

What do you call a chav with an A-level? A liar

Two chavs race off the edge of a cliff. Who wins? Society

Two chavs in a car without any music, who’s driving? The police

What do you call a 30-year-old chavette? Granny

What do you call a chav at college? The cleaner

You’re in your car and you see a chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.



[edit on 18/8/10 by woogleuk]

reply to post by sassyncute



Hi Sassy,
You mentioned your car was parked in an NCP car park?
Well,if something similar happens when you are near an NCP carpark,it may be to your advantage if you can hot foot it INTO thecarpark area,as NCP carparks across the UK are being assimilated into part of our dearly beloved facial recognition big brother borg society...

www.dailymail.co.uk...

So if theres no pubs/folks about to help you,at least you may be able to get some of the little bastards faces on the crimminal database...

May as well use the system for some good.

Aside from that,I bet they wouldn't have hassled you if you were wearing your avatar dress.

I stepped into a similar situation awhile back,when a local kid was getting surrounded at pushed about by a gang of feral thugs/chavs.
Even though I am quite big and ugly,It was still intimadating as there were about 10 thugs who suddenly turned on me.
And I still get bottles smashed in my drive years latter for my trouble...

You may wish to reconsider your choice of weapon though-Instaed of carrying a knife which could see you locked up for 5 years,consider something "duel use"which would be less of a crime than pulling out a blade.

Dog leads(the chain type)are good(Just looking for Rex officer,u seen him?)
Good for whipping,and wrapping round your fist.

Steel ballpoint pens,aimed at pressure points.

Sharp hard pencil,5Hor so.

Be creative!