Teleportation Experiments

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I don't know why I'm encouraging you. I guess this is less aggravating than reading about the world going to hell.

Okay. So you are not an inventor.

I guess you use psychokinesis? ( It's definately psycho, but that's a different matter) You know if you actually explained anything at all this could all end. (Read: please end it)

Originally posted by Chamberf=6
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You're just a regular comedian.

I know this thread is a joke, just that it's a bad one.

Why? I have provided far more proof than most people making outlandish claims in the gray area. How much more proof do you need?

Originally posted by AUSceptic

Originally posted by locster
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Reading our post on other threads really make me wonder about your motives.
For someone who can teleport stuff you dont have a very open mind.

So you decided to see how gullible people are and do some research?



[edit on 31/5/10 by locster]

So I can't teleport something and be a skeptic? I know enough about the world to be able to call someone out on their bs.

Well you have proven you know BS, that's true. Speak to my bigfoot hand.

[edit on 31/5/2010 by Chamberf=6]

Originally posted by locster
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And yet you post photos to prove teleportation?

I agree, it's quite demeaning to have to prove your abilities to the world, but I go along with it.

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Hahaha that was too funny.
Can you give a serious awnser now?

I think you BS'd 20 replies so you could create your own post. This is the type of crap that discredits ATS. Posting a picture of no card and then a card? Right, real cute.

Originally posted by Chamberf=6
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I don't know why I'm encouraging you. I guess this is less aggravating than reading about the world going to hell.

Okay. So you are not an inventor.

I guess you use psychokinesis? ( It's definately psycho, but that's a different matter) You know if you actually explained anything at all this could all end. (Read: please end it)

Well I have a chip in my leg that gives me powers. They put it in me when I broke my leg. See:
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/890af001111e.jpg[/atsimg]

Originally posted by Chamberf=6

Originally posted by AUSceptic

Originally posted by locster
reply to post by AUSceptic

 

Reading our post on other threads really make me wonder about your motives.
For someone who can teleport stuff you dont have a very open mind.

So you decided to see how gullible people are and do some research?



[edit on 31/5/10 by locster]

So I can't teleport something and be a skeptic? I know enough about the world to be able to call someone out on their bs.

Well you have proven you know BS, that's true. Speak to my bigfoot hand.

[edit on 31/5/2010 by Chamberf=6]

You have a foot hand? Neat. I bet it's really easy for you to do handstands.

Ok defenitly not feeding the troll anymore.
He is just copying previous threads into one.

Watch that banhammer kid.

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The way this is going, I'm more apt to believe that somebody else broke your leg. I feel a slight urge to do it too.

Okay I'm out. Ignore it and it will go away.

[edit on 31/5/2010 by Chamberf=6]

Originally posted by locster
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Hahaha that was too funny.
Can you give a serious awnser now?

I'm not really sure what your question is.

Originally posted by leisuredrummer
I think you BS'd 20 replies so you could create your own post. This is the type of crap that discredits ATS. Posting a picture of no card and then a card? Right, real cute.

Unfortunately the image was cropped. In the first picture you should be able to see the card on the 0 line.

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Ok Ill bite...

Can you please explain how you teleport objects. You claim that you didnt invent anything and that you have the ability due to a chip they put in your leg.

So- how do you do it?

It requires me to absolutely focus my entire mind on the object being in the place that I wish it to be. It is easiest to teleport an object to an area I am very familiar with. For example, around my home I can teleport very quickly and accurately. A number of times I have teleported an object using only a photo of the destination. While it is possible, it is very imprecise and potentially dangerous.

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Ok.

So where do you believe this power comes from, the chip in your leg? Do you believe that the doctors place it there, or do you believe that you have been abducted?

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And you just gave yourself away.

Originally posted by xynephadyn
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Ok.

So where do you believe this power comes from, the chip in your leg? Do you believe that the doctors place it there, or do you believe that you have been abducted?

It was placed there by the military. I was serving in the military at the time I broke my leg and they placed the chip in there during the operation,

don't Feed The Trolls, Everyone, his just joking around.

Originally posted by gandhi
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And you just gave yourself away.

How do you figure?

Originally posted by AUSceptic
I have some irrefutable photographic evidence. It seems like I can't put images in my post though. Do I need to upload to an external source and then link from here?

So you can teleport animals but you can't figure out how to upload images. Nice.