Teleportation Experiments

For a long time now, I have been carrying out experiments in teleportation. It has taken me many years to fine tune the process. My first successful attempt was to teleport a small piece of paper 30cm from it's original location. Compare this to my latest effort where I successfully teleported a dog halfway across the world and back. This was my first successful attempt at teleporting a living creature. Previous attempts have ended in death and and deformities in the animals. My next step, once I have conducted enough trials on living animals to consider it safe, is to teleport a human being.

And I just jumped over the moon....you have ANYTHING to back up these claims?

I love 'the fly' too.

Sure ya have. We can combine it with my linear proton reactor.

If the dog even really did disappear then reappear (which I am skeptical of to put it politely) how would you know it went halfway around the world?

Did you have a dog-spotter on the other side of the planet?

GPS tracking? How long did the round trip take? Instantaneous?

What sort of method do you use?

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BTW there is a creative writing forum here, you know.

[edit on 31/5/2010 by Chamberf=6]

Originally posted by Chamberf=6
If the dog even really did disappear then reappear (which I am skeptical of to put it politely) how would you know it went halfway around the world?

Did you have a dog-spotter on the other side of the planet?

GPS tracking? How long did the round trip take? Instantaneous?

What sort of method do you use?

Insert an infinite amount of other questions here:_________________________________________




BTW there is a creative writing forum here, you know.

[edit on 31/5/2010 by Chamberf=6]

Is there really?!

With so much actual news breaking on here I've never really poked around to find out. Maybe when the world calms down I'll take a look

Do you have any photos of your machine or video evidence?

Anything to back your story would help.

Skeptic..with a "k".

Sceptic...as in sceptic tank. Poo etc.

I think I smell a troll.

Some of my attempts have been quite widely published in the media.
In mid 2008, I attempted a teleport on a raccoon, which went horribly wrong. The poor animal ended up in a terrible state on Ditch Plains beach, Montuak and gathered much media attention. There was all sorts of speculation about the animal and it's "monstrous" appearance.

In 2009, I teleported a sloth to Panama. The teleportation was quite successful, however in the days following, the sloth lost all of it's fur. I speculate that it was a result of the stress of the teleportation process. Sadly, it was mistaken for some sort of monster and killed by a group of local teenagers in a most cruel manner within a week. Once again, the media got hold of the story and there was again, much speculation about this "monster".
"monster" of panama

Only recently, I attempted a teleport on an otter. Unfortunately , the animal didn't survive the process and was DOA. It's decomposing body was found later by a couple of nurses. Once again, the media made a circus about the find, claiming another "monster" finding."monster" of kitchenuhmaykoosib

Originally posted by Sasky
I think I smell a troll.

I think I may agree with you.

Originally posted by mrwiffler
Skeptic..with a "k".

Sceptic...as in sceptic tank. Poo etc.

Correct, and in rhyming slang sceptic tank means a yank.

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So you are an Australian yank?
um...

Obviously. Sheesh, your having trouble figuring that much out and you want to partake in a discussion on teleportation.

Stop linking previous threads from cryptzoology and claiming you "teleported them" plz. There enough attention going on.

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Well forgive me but it just seems a bit of a contradiction.

By the way you have your proof yet?

Well people asked for proof, so I had to show them what I was capable of.

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Which is where? Links to cryptids/diseased or mutated animals? That is not proof.

Oh forgot to mention I am bigfoot. Just look up bigfoot on google, ...that's me. That's MY proof. lol

Now where did I put that can of Troll-A-Way spray at?

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I have some irrefutable photographic evidence. It seems like I can't put images in my post though. Do I need to upload to an external source and then link from here?