Teleportation Experiments

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You can put your proof, erm, photos in your My Pictures, and then put them in a post. That's all I know.
But then again I didn't invent a teleporter, so...what do I know.

Originally posted by AUSceptic
I have some irrefutable photographic evidence. It seems like I can't put images in my post though. Do I need to upload to an external source and then link from here?

OK, I'll play along. Go the top of this page and click on VIDEO & MEDIA. Then log in using the same user name and password as here. Post your photos there and then copy and paste the link into your post.. Be warned I have my spray can ready.

[edit on 5/31/2010 by fixer1967]

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I have a working time machine.




It only goes forward in time.



At regular speed.

All I have to say is a starved troll dies of hunger. Let's let this be the same fate this troll suffers.

What's taking you so long? Are you birthing the teleporter?! Birth doesn't even take this long! Either you built it or you didn't...

(My guess is "Didn't")

Ok, so here are a couple of pictures of a recent teleportation:

Before teleportation
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/f4ce0f9d2852.jpg[/atsimg]

After teleportation
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/5c62e7cd1332.jpg[/atsimg]

Well it seems, that there is some sort of maximum size for pictures and it cropped the right hand side off each one. What is the size limit for pictures?

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Cue the trombone: waa waa waaaaaa

Very funny, joker.

Okay this troll thread is done.

[edit on 31/5/2010 by Chamberf=6]

Well, those pics are proof enough for me!
Where can I buy one?

Originally posted by AUSceptic
Well it seems, that there is some sort of maximum size for pictures and it cropped the right hand side off each one. What is the size limit for pictures?

Maybe you could just teleport some hard copies of the photos to me? That should do it, right?

A racoon, a sloth, an otter? Do you own a zoo? Sound like characters from a children's book.

Originally posted by Chamberf=6

Originally posted by AUSceptic
Well it seems, that there is some sort of maximum size for pictures and it cropped the right hand side off each one. What is the size limit for pictures?

Maybe you could just teleport some hard copies of the photos to me? That should do it, right?

What's your address?

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Yeah. I don't think so. Just send it to St. Louis. How's that?

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Reading our post on other threads really make me wonder about your motives.
For someone who can teleport stuff you dont have a very open mind.

So you decided to see how gullible people are and do some research?



[edit on 31/5/10 by locster]

Sigh...

Do you give up yet? Or are you going to continue to try to squeeze a flag out of someone?

Awfully strange a great inventor like you can't figure out how to post an image right....hmmmmm.

Originally posted by Chamberf=6
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Yeah. I don't think so. Just send it to St. Louis. How's that?

I just sent you a rock. You go and seach St. Louis until you find the rock I sent you. You'll know it when you see it. Don't come back to ATS until you find it.

Originally posted by Chamberf=6
Sigh...

Do you give up yet? Or are you going to continue to try to squeeze a flag out of someone?

Awfully strange a great inventor like you can't figure out how to post an image right....hmmmmm.

Who said anything about invention?

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You're just a regular comedian.

I know this thread is a joke, just that it's a bad one.

Originally posted by locster
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Reading our post on other threads really make me wonder about your motives.
For someone who can teleport stuff you dont have a very open mind.

So you decided to see how gullible people are and do some research?



[edit on 31/5/10 by locster]

So I can't teleport something and be a skeptic? I know enough about the world to be able to call someone out on their bs.

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And yet you post photos to prove teleportation?