Alleged NASA -Affiliated Astronomer Deciphers 'Intelligence' Signal From Nearby Stars

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I see in the papers today it is claimed that there is a secret in the eyes of the painting of

the "Mona Lisa" wonder if that will be Waynes NEXT secret symbol...... LOL....LOL

Wonder which pyramids he'll align that with!!!!!!!!!!

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I agree and no doubt, we'll all be called buffoons for not realising that
the 'L' stands for 'like wayne said!'
I can only guess that it'll be stated that the 'V' stands for the roman
numeral Five.
Three main Pyramids, Wayne and Judy = five.

Considering Wayne's odd interpretations of what constitutes the Pleiades in his maps, and all of the odd permutations of shapes and patterns he tries to force into the Plieades mold, I'm wondering if perhaps he won't try to say her eyes are arranged as the Plieades...

Originally posted by nenothtu
Considering Wayne's odd interpretations of what constitutes the Pleiades in his maps, and all of the odd permutations of shapes and patterns he tries to force into the Plieades mold, I'm wondering if perhaps he won't try to say her eyes are arranged as the Plieades...

He well may, but I'm sure the diagram will show that either Plieadies is slightly
off it's standard place in the sky or that Mona Lisa has eyes that belong in a
Picasso painting!

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I don't even want to know what portion of her anatomy would represent "the home star of the ancients"...

Working on The Book, I cam across this interesting quote from "Rob", he of the Satanic Curse fame:

Rob says:
September 15, 2010 at 4:20 PM

Let your audience know the truth about how you and your cohoots were directly involved in the death of Judy Faltskog, or have you remained silent about that because you want everyone to think you are such a great guy?
Let the world know how you and Rich England drove Judy Faltskog to her death, and what a fracken hero you are!
You make all of us feel sick old man!

Now, WHERE ELSE have I seen that use of "cohoots"? I KNOW it's laying around here somewhere...

Imagine, however, "Rob's" relief when Judy recently turned up alive and well, just as we had always maintained was the case.

So then, The Book is in the middle of "The Battle of dcmb1490's Blog" moving inexorably onward towards completion.

And, of course, release.... cue "maniacal laughter" soundtrack.

P.S. - this serves as notice that I have backed up exactly what I said I have backed up. Go 'head and erase away, Wayne and Judy. It will ALWAYS come back to bite you from this point forward when you do. Bet you never thought you'd see THIS quote again, huh?

I WILL NOT allow my freedom of expression to be violated with impunity. As you can see here, I'm a nice guy, and will most definitely protect YOURS as well, even from yourself.

You've been served.

Originally posted by nenothtu
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I don't even want to know what portion of her anatomy would represent "the home star of the ancients"...

Its the inevitable extra leg that bothers me. Not that I've got anything against Jake The Peg, or Rolf Harris. I'd just like to imagine that whomever Lisa moaned with, she did so with all her anatomy right where it should be (& please note the forbearance - hey its the season of goodwill to all MEN!).

Still, a competent scholar like Wayne could, no doubt, take BIAD's 5, having properly attributed the idea, & apply a Vitruvian pentagram to the Mona Lisa's dimensions. Ah, but wait... We all know that there's something being hidden from us. Dear old Leo, who was in on the secrets (Dan Brown told us so), must have hidden the extra in plain sight. 5+1=6!
Its obvious. A hexagram must be applied to "her" dimensions instead. A bit of horning & lots of shooing later & we discover that Mona Lisa was a tranny. This is proven by the extra point pointing directly, if the portrait had been properly positioned in The Louvre, but it wasn't to try to fool scholars, right at the very spot of a special scene in The DaVinci Code &, if you carry the line on through google's version of earth, it points to a star! You must understand. You've been deceived! Dan Brown is a transvestite alien from that star! Astronomers have picked up signals in the Really Hertz band that are being decoded as we speak. The Pink Flamingo's online. So is Torture Garden. Stonewall are investigating. Dont you see? BIAD IS DAN BROWN!

(Sorry babe!)

Originally posted by nenothtu
Working on The Book, I cam across this interesting quote from "Rob", he of the Satanic Curse fame:

Rob says:
September 15, 2010 at 4:20 PM

Let your audience know the truth about how you and your cohoots were directly involved in the death of Judy Faltskog, or have you remained silent about that because you want everyone to think you are such a great guy?
Let the world know how you and Rich England drove Judy Faltskog to her death, and what a fracken hero you are!
You make all of us feel sick old man!

This is true, us CIA agents were in cohoots (with Bedlam over at NSA) to eliminate Judy ( 's hoax) from the face of this earth. We did very well in exposing the hoax, the problem is, Judy has continued to perpetuate it!

Perhaps when this was posted, Rob..erm, I mean Judy, was considering reversing her sex change, therefore "killing" herself. So if this was the case, it is true. We drove Judy to kill this alter ego of hers and assume her new identity of Rob. Judy, however, has chosen to remain a woman this time (perhaps she didn't make enough money from this hoax to change into a Robert again?).

I've just ended the "Battle of the Blog" episode in The Book, on page 375. I'm worn down and weary, and tempted to end it right there, but there's still a bit more to be told. Therefore, like the castle defenders of old, I'm going to have to take those few extra steps to ensure the gate is closed before I sit down to rest.

It really ought not to be long now before I unleash it.

"Chapter 11: Aftermath" starts... now.

From what reviews I've gotten of what is there so far, it's gonna be the whomping of a lifetime for these hoaxers. I truly hope they NEVER get the stains washed off, because of the callous way they've dealt with their fellow people.

There aren't any words in English strong enough for the contempt I feel for these two losers, and if there were, I'm sure the T+Cs of ATS would preclude their use anyhow.

Hey, Wayne and Judy, just keep turning that crank. Your Jack in the Box is coming... and it will without a doubt be here in time for Christmas!

Just a nice open message to Netties Hermit saying that has to be the best profile comment picture I've ever seen!

-m0r

Originally posted by nenothtu
Hey, Wayne and Judy, just keep turning that crank. Your Jack in the Box is coming... and it will without a doubt be here in time for Christmas!

Jack-in-the-Box!
You mean like this one ...

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/1cc2812e2953.jpg[/atsimg]

Merry Christmas to all the mods and site owners as well.
And Merry Christmas to Wayne and Judy! Let's see if we can have a nice uneventful 2011.

And thank you m0r1arty.

Originally posted by Netties Hermit

Originally posted by nenothtu
Hey, Wayne and Judy, just keep turning that crank. Your Jack in the Box is coming... and it will without a doubt be here in time for Christmas!

Jack-in-the-Box!
You mean like this one ...

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/1cc2812e2953.jpg[/atsimg]

Merry Christmas to all the mods and site owners.

And thank you m0r1arty.

This is Judy's newest Facebook picture. Couldn't help but laugh when I saw it.

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Wow!
I humbly bow to your 'Photoshopping' prowess Netts!
I'm gonna print that off and pin it up next to my
'David Cassidy-meets-BIAD' images.

EDIT: Your evolving avatar makes my stockings roll up...
and of today, roll down!!

Things must be hard for Mr. Herschel and Miss Faltskog ...............................
Santa's 'FRAKKEN' little helpers, Hoaxing aint what it used to be ! .................

Donate......Donate......Donate.......Donate.......


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Originally posted by merkury

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OH MY JESUS WAYNE!

I GOTTA know who was behind that! I want to buy 'em a beer... or 12!

I laughed so hard it scared my dogs to death - and they ain't LITTLE dogs! It's a sad thing to see big-assed 145 pound Wolf-German Shepherd hybrids cowering in a corner because they think you've finally lost it!

That could be grand trailer for the book release, assuming I can muddle through to the end by Christmas. And here I was thinking of using the video of "Cryin' like a Bitch" by Godsmack.

Jib-Jab folks: This Bud's fer YOU!

Thought I'd post the lyrics to "Cryin' Like a Bitch" so folks could see why I thought them appropriate for the book release:

Strut on by like a king
Telling everybody they know nothing,
And long live what you thought you were,
And time ain't on your side anymore (anymore)

And so you tell me I
Can't take my chances,
But I told you one too many times,
And you were crying like a bitch.

I'm tougher than nails.
I can promise you that.
Step out of line
And you get bitch-slapped back.
And you can run
Your little mouth all day,
But the hand of God
Just smacked you back into yesterday

And so you tell me I
Can't take my chances,
But I told you one too many times,
And you were crying like a bitch.

And you wonder why
No one can stand you,
And there's no denying,
You were crying like a bitch.
You were crying like a bitch.

Blinded by
Your sacred faded past times
Only time is your enemy.
Granted a second chance
To prove that your arrogance
Is stronger than you'll ever be.
Is stronger than you can be

Oh, stronger than you can be
Oh, stronger than you can (be)

And so you tell me I
Can't take my chances,
But I told you one too many times,
And you were crying like a bitch.

And you wonder why
No one can stand you,
And there's no denying,
You were crying like a bitch.

You were crying like a bitch.
You were crying like a bitch.
You were crying like a bitch.

Oh, Bitch.

See? It's almost the story of this whole hoax!

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Gah! You stole my idea! I was looking at more of a Chipendales theme but yours works too!

sendables.jibjab.com...

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Oh no! You DINT drop Einstein in that company!

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It's been a long time coming, but I have never laughed so much!
THAT IS AWESOME!!!


Great work and I think it would be only correct that the crew here were placed
in such a dance troope!

Originally posted by nenothtu
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Oh no! You DINT drop Einstein in that company!

I figured our group of scientist heroes would be honoured to be so priviledged as to dance topless with Einstein. Maybe should've thrown in some Tesla and Gallileo? The extra Wayne and Judy's represent their alter egos by the way.