Something bigger going on in Haiti? Zombies?

Originally posted by Dramey

Originally posted by Lil Drummerboy
what would our imaginations be like if film making never happened? I doubt zombies would even be a thought.

the idea of zombies pre-dates all types of film making, the idea of zombies predates even shakespeare


film making has been created by our imagination, not the other way around

Thats interesting, do we have some literature to entertain this to further excite this thread?

Originally posted by impaired
Zombies aren't even real.

oh really? oh you're so sure of yourself.. well i guess gene therapy and cellphones aren't real either.. maybe the internet isn't real either... hey if it's scientifically possible then it must not exist right?

see here child..

from - www.wired.com...

Long before he was creating zombie rodents for the Pentagon, biochemist Mark Roth became fascinated with the idea of immortality. Now, he’s found a way to "significantly increase life span[s]" — at least in worms. And the key is the same substance that Roth uses to turn mice into the semi-undead.

They got hit with a big earthquake and they need help. It's as simple as that, man!


yeah and earthquakes spit up a lot of graveyard GRAVES!




oh and just for plausible fun...
from - nashvillest.com...

I am a former Navy Seal/ex-CIA Agent and have witnessed secret operations inside our government that will ensure a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE by the year 2012. Due to these experiments conducted by the US Government in joint cooperation with Haiti Voodoo Shamans, I have decided it is my American and Civil Duty to train as many individuals as possible to help fight back the oncoming zombie hordes soon to be released upon us.

I have already come in contact with infected individuals due to my training and from such experiences can now teach future survivors on how to properly exterminate zombies and soon to be zombies.

have some.

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im still not saying there are definitely zombies

more then likely there arent BUT if you consider the ops theory as plausible (which it is) then this story found from yahoo news is interesting

news.yahoo.com...

there are americans there trying to flee haiti, supposedly desperate to get out of the area

yet the american military controlling the airport is keeping some of them there, at least slowing the stream from leaving


i find that interesting because the media seems to have us thinking there are more people trying to get in then out.

that means there should be plenty of planes leaving haiti after unloading, so why cant people leave quicker?


sure its probably just a logistics thing, but it Could also have something to do with the ops theory, if the ops theory somehow ended up being correct





to reply about the zombies, the haitian voodoo religion i believe dates back to the 1600s so maybe not before shakespeare but interestingly around the same time


even the most famous zombie of all time predates film, mary shelly's frankenstein was from the early 1800s which is before films came into existence

sure there was crude photography at the time, but nothing that would really allow you to create something from your imagination like zombies or anything


the idea of the "undead" or some form of the dead coming back to life dates back very far, i want to say it dates back even as far as homer but i am not positive about that one, id have to double check to be sure



now i know our history is full with fairy tales and incredible stories, but what we dont understand fully is what the base of those "fables" are

how did those stories and ideas come about, perhaps sometime long ago some of our "fairy tales" really did exist, or perhaps somehow in the distant past a very originally imaginative being existed


what we do know is our planet is going through something that usually has a big impact on the earth

the pole shifts and the solar storms are supposedly a very big deal, something that big could have any number of implications on us, for us to think we fully understand everything would be egotistical and at this point in time, we should just all be open to anything, yet intelligent enough to handle was comes our way, without becoming overly paranoid


more then likely this is obviously not a zombie situation, however im just playing devils advocate, as someone has to, especially when a situation has so many parallels to the theory

reply to post by Dramey


Don't get all high and mighty. Devil's advocate my ass. You're indulging in cerebral masturbation for your own amusement at the expense of people who are suffering. If this were any other country but Haiti we wouldn't be hearing such nonsense as "Divine Retribution", "Pacts with the devil" Or this Zombie drivel. It truly is a sick sad world.

Originally posted by Lil Drummerboy

Originally posted by Dramey
film making has been created by our imagination, not the other way around

Thats interesting, do we have some literature to entertain this to further excite this thread?

yeah try Egyptian hieroglyphics speaking of the "land of the dead" ...
or biblical scripture (revelation) ie: the lake of fire.. .. what do you think 'resurrection' is?

you think that the very ffirst conception of the 'zombie' was on film?

do some research man!
find your own literature and bring it to the thread to contribute instead of complaining.. this is skunk works sheeesh.

Originally posted by Julie Washington
Your post states each issue with "evidence" - but you provide no evidence, only opinion.

What a sick thread, I wish the Mods would delete this thread.

yeah welcome to skunk works
you didn't have to come in here if you didn't want to.. you knew what to expect.

over reactive over sensitive, mob-like people...that's what needs to be 'deleted'...blah...

reply to post by prevenge


Exactly! this is skunkworks and we CANNOT let the facts get in the way of a good zombie outbreak.

sorry if it isnt serious enough for some people like Reptoids,astral travel or illuminati rappers

Unreal... Aliens mabe, shaddow goverments proberly.. but zombies.. WTF.. This is the second zombie post today wats goin on.. u need help

to spungy

lol i hope you see the irony of your post

you can believe in aliens and shadow governments but you scoff at zombies, if aliens can be real, theres no reason zombies cant



to concernedcitizan

the only one doing any jerkin is you, i never said haiti deserved any of this, they dont, i am not saying there are zombies there, there is no proof of that, i am simply reflecting on a theory that has been brought up as a topic in a skunk works forum of a conpsiracy site by another member

this isnt even my theory, i am only attempting to explain how said theory could be true and showing some facts that could be involved in this theory if said theory turns out to be true


if anyones indulging in cerebral masturbation it is you, you obviously get off being high and mighty or you would not be in skunk works criticizing anyone for looking at facts and understanding how said fact could relate to a specific theory


on top of that, if you were truly so concerned about haiti, you wouldnt be in skunk works reading my words or anyone elses, you would be volunteering in some way

whether its a call center taking in donations or on a plane to haiti to actually do some manual labor


if anyone is acting high and mighty in this area and you want to find out who, you may want to look in the mirror


at the moment people are dying and suffering a great deal

and what is your contribution at this time? insulting a fellow member on a website


great work keep it up

[edit on 15-1-2010 by Dramey]

I think you are a littke paranoid.... Earthquakes do not trigger viruses.

Zombies? I mean I'd suggest some kind of outbreak first but zombies sounds cool.

Damn that Umbrella corporation!

Ok, this post is legitimately retarted. PEOPLE ARE STILL DYING BECAUSE THEY ARE TRAPPED UNDER THOUSANDS OF TONS OF RUBBLE AND ARE STARVING TO DEATH AND ARE DEHYDRATED. Zombies?? No, its called a disaster. =/.

The video game Resident Evil 5, was supposedly situated in Haiti:

kotaku.com...

Trailer of the game:

www.youtube.com...



[edit on 16-1-2010 by Point of No Return]

reply to post by prevenge


From your link..........

Upon completion of my survival course each graduate will receive a Zombie Bozo button for thier jacket
One(1) Zombie First survival Kit will be handed out to each graduate of my program(CONTAINS 1 FIREARM WITH A SINGLE ROUND IN THE CHAMBER)
One(1) Certificate denoting you have completed my course and are a CERTIFIED SURVIVOR.

DON’T WAIT. CONTATACT ME NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE STARTS!!!

There is a one time no money back fee of $2500.00 for the training.

I can see some people rushing to sign up .............

urrrrrrmmmm

Sincerely doubt we have Zombie activity in Haiti atm...

BUT

Unless you can eliminate a possibility it's not eliminated... what was it the Sherlock Holmes Quote? "when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?"

People are ragging this guy for asking a question... (the op)

but really is that absurd?

IF

In the event of something truly malicious, like a Plague or Bio weapon release accidental or on purpose that caused a Zombie like outbreak How would we actually know? How would it be reported...a cover story MAYBE...

Of course if we dissect this....

There was obviously a very real Earthquake (this time)

But QUESTIONS

No matter how odd SHOULD be asked

Why?

Because we have a Government that CAN trigger Earthquakes and Hurricanes...

Some might debate that...

If NOT YET.... Definitively we are working on it... it's in process, which means...TESTS



There is no reason to Eliminate ANY possibility...

Would our Govt trigger an Earth Quake off Haiti, right next door to CUBA and above Venezuela... a very strategic location perhaps over the next 10 years?

ABSOLUTELY they might...

Might we step in and USE a Naturally occurring situation or might someone else as a sick excuse to test.... something Biological and Blame it on the situation

ABSOLUTELY they might...


I'm sorry but... go over Darpas list and other projects others work on... bugs with cameras, hurricane generation, remote controlled sharks...

Why put ANYTHING past people who invent things like EBOLA POX (that was the Russians) but you guys get the point

Can Zombies be REAL

You bet your sweet Tuche they have worked on the subject matter...don't kid yourself for ONE SECOND that the bio boys either here or there... have not at the least attempted to turn a person into a Zombie via germ warfare...

Your talking about a Govt that actually considered "THE GAY BOMB" to turn our enemies into Homosexuals...

Put NOTHING past them if you do your being a fool... It's NOT the case this time... But always look with an open mind...

i'll star this thread... because, it COULD Happen

Wait, maybe the media got down there and realized it was zombies. Then they all collectively $hit a brick and caused the earthquake, the perfect cover-up.

reply to post by bonzye


Ugh...you and prevenge should do a thread together.
What's all this about frickin' zombies lately?
Zombie moon, zombies in Haiti...is there some kind of trend on the rise?

I might have to call out of work...I think I might've come down with the T-Virus...

[edit on 1/16/10 by Matthew Dark]

Originally posted by Whine Flu
I think you played a little too much Resident Evil 5 last year, mate.

Though, if you're right, then damn. I'll have to eat my words for sure.

Ha, don't be naive.. After your words, you'll inevitably have to go for the source... your braaiaiinnss...

An outbreak of zombies.

Now this year the level has been set, can we out bid this one !! oO





[edit on 16/1/2010 by Ha`la`tha]

Originally posted by bonzye
I think it isnt. But im not saying its not possible. Its has the signs of one.

Ah, yes it certainly has all the signs of previous fictional/cinematic events.

Perhaps the next volcanic eruption will be a sign of Sauron coming to wreak havoc upon middle-earth?

OP, did it ever cross your "mind" that this thread might, potentially, just be a little in bad taste?

Just to play devils advocate.

Since I was not there.

This means several things must be true.

1)The govt had to fake the entire earthquake.

a)Basically building a "city" in the desert at their bases, next to a lake or something so it would "look like the port in Haiti. Then destroy it.

b)Then they would have to staff it with actors and stuff, using the best Hollywood make up ever devised in history, to cause the victims to look genuinely harmed (legs cut off etc).

Essentially faking ALL TV footage of the disaster zone.

c)They even had to fake the USGS reports to make it "look" like an Earthquake happened.

2)
However, in real life, the zombies had taken over parts of Haiti and the world militaries were going in to clean up the situation.



Nice theory, I like your style.

However, do you realize the complexity required for this? It's staggering.

Your theory simply requires too many far fetched scenarios to be true, so I will have to say there is a 99% chance it is not Zombies.

There is only a 1% chance you are right, and if you are well like the other guy said, I guess the jokes on me.

[edit on 16-1-2010 by muzzleflash]

me thinks you watch too many zombie movies.