BTS Bank Corp? Who wants in?

reply to post by Hx3_1963
OK...REALLY???

Look at what Wall St/Banks get away with!!!

If you take the total members...at my $3 (40 oz beer) investment + "leverage"...it gets pretty deep...pretty fast...

10k x 3 x 35 ???

Do the math!!!

Hello???



Can you say..."BTS Bank Corp IPO?"

[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]

reply to post by Hx3_1963
Well that can't be right!!!
Ya slug!!!

How could a bunch of low-life forum'ers come up with $?

BAAWAHHAAA!!!
:w:

reply to post by Hx3_1963
OK...I give up...yer right..I'm finding a rock to crawl under right now...

reply to post by Hx3_1963


I believe we can make this work.

Just need lots of PR. I can handle that.

We just need to get in touch with our people in Washington to remove legal tender laws.

Can we raise capitol by instituting real fines on ATSers who continue to mention personal drug use and getting said forums closed?

A straight fee for banned users.

Sliding scale that follows the warn system. I think we could get SkepticOverlords approval on this. BTW, perhaps he could be a silent underwriter of the whole system...

Also fees for:

Off topic post

Decorm

Trolling

Peeps just being mean

Well...this was fun while it lasted!!

Hats off to all who thought it out!!!

...and had a laugh!!!



[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]

Welll I am here to let you know that there is an unnoticed audit. Right now!
Here is the subpoena: I will inspect the records now!

Wait...what is this here in the vault. Look at these transactions!
This one is from P4T's account right into Hx3_1963!

You are all going down...that's right! Now...we might be able to make a deal... I will give you a nice return on your money...or else!

Can I be in charge of security?

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I am so ready.
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I see Tentickles saw bts off. Corrupt scum.


It looks like we won't need an accounting dept. after all. I had a call from Creative Solutions, Inc. about the range of services they offer. Something about a Parlel accounting scheme. Must be the latest software package.

What really makes these guys stand out is that none of their clients are ever in the red. Must be the quality of the advice. So whadduyu say?

I also decided to make enquiries about our options for corporate transport. After following up with lunch at the Hilton with a number of reps from CR, and having been assured that such purchases appear as losses on the balance sheets (as they rapidly lose their value and therefore cannot qualify as fixed assets) - at a point in time as yet to be determined (at our convenience) - I decided to take advantage of the trust Hx has invested in me, set up an account and move ahead, instigating some decisive measures in the process:


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Any objections?

Better think again. You are going to need some protection against the Fed's...and I am here to help you with that nasty matter...

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All acccounts and assets are frozen!
Dont even think about it!


[edit on 14-3-2009 by burntheships]

reply to post by burntheships


Aaah bts. So glad to see you. Don't pay any attention to those public declarations. You know the score.

Just step over here for a moment...

...It just so happens we were looking for a Public Accounts Liaison Officer. I don't have time to deal with CS personally. I'll have enough on my plate keeping in touch with the parent company, Creative Rips (CR).

I know you've been looking for job security. The Feds are planning massive cutbacks. I'm sure we could put together a mutually acceptable package. You'd only have to put in an appearance on the odd ocasion. Let's say once a month.

reply to post by pause4thought


Nice Offer...let me propose this...
There is a way to avoid all the drama and scrutiny...far more profitable, and completely secure.

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reply to post by burntheships


Whatever you say Bernie, whatever you say. What are your terms?

reply to post by pause4thought

That is the kind of cooperation that is beneficial to you and your minions.
You realize that you must tell no one...you are sworn to secrecy...and the small issue of recordkeeping...well that will be handled by the man who was here earlier, the one in the suit.
It is that simple...and you will have high returns around 14%...
Deal?


[edit on 14-3-2009 by burntheships]

reply to post by burntheships


Let's just say I never saw you today.

Here's my account details.

This way to the back exit.






[edit on 14/3/09 by pause4thought]

reply to post by pause4thought

Oh, one other small detail...if you or any of your minions have dealings with BONY...end them....too large of a risk. I suggest you move your deposit accounts to Chose MB. You know to keep out of Texas...

[edit on 14-3-2009 by burntheships]

reply to post by burntheships


Didn't you know? GW is my ex brother-in-law's second cousin. I've got no worries. Untouchable.

And remember. No-one, but no-one crosses the line when you're connected.

Remember that.

Nice doin' business with you.

-Herman, see the gentleman out.

reply to post by pause4thought
Nice to see things are progressing!!!

So has anyone setup our first board meeting yet?

reply to post by Hx3_1963


I would like to propose that you use the Monarch Resort for your meetings. You will have full use of the spa with unllimited massages and manicured, pedicures etc. and all the Dom Perignon you can drink. Actuallly this if free with my connections, but your board can bill it to the corp. Fantastic write off!

TARP Money singing in my ears!

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