BTS Bank Corp? Who wants in?

Hows' 'bout a few of us apply for a bank holding licence, run up sum' incredible debt, apply for sum' TARP, buy sum' stock in our own company, float a memo to staff about how well financed we are and make more millions without anyone even noticing???

All aboard the BTS Bank Corp???

10K+ members...

For the price of a 40 oz'er...YOU...YES YOU can become a CFO/CIO/CEO/ect...!!!

...but wait ...theres more!!!

Great free Vacations!
Great free Jet Transportation!
Great free hookers/gigolos galore!
(Insert yer own vice here!!!)



(Remember to Star & Flag!!! We'll build a "CIO Report" to use in future stockholder meetings!)

[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]

I did ponder this very thing. What would it take to set up a bank just to get a little piece of the pie? Ah well, it probably would blow up in my face because for whatever reason I happen to have insta-karma.

Put me in for two 40's tho. Mickeys?

[edit on 13-3-2009 by nydsdan]

reply to post by nydsdan

Star 4 U!

I saw that!!!
Got it now!!!
Hope it cum's out right!!! LOL


[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]

reply to post by nydsdan
The best thing about this is...

Being we're using Beer pricing as a Cross-Stock Equilibrium, we can re-claim our input, drink it and not care!!!

2 40's!!! CIO 4 U!!!



(Wonder how long before this goes *poof*?)


[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]

Can I transfer my pre-existing debt onto the bank debt?

Count me in! My vices: malt liquor and tobacco!

reply to post by theWCH
Star 4 U!

...Of course...you can transfer any/all debt to our (off the radar balance sheet)...we use that to leverage future losses for more TARP!!!

I only have 1 question.

Can I have a desk? Gotta have a desk. Even if its outside

Nah. Ponzi scheme's where it's really at.

The way I see it a bank's only good for a few billion.

theWCH, great idea. I still have a little old credit card debt that I had been paying off... oooh, and student loans too. I think ATS Bank can go ahead and approve me to transfer all of my debt over... my credit score is high enough.

Can I has promotional interest rate now? Maybe 2.99 for the student loans and we will put an incentive for the consumer debt to sit at 0% for a year. By then the inflation will make it look like a bar tab.

Dan Nyds
CIO
ATS Bank Corp
111 Wall Street
Suite Sweet
New York, NY 10043

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I've got it: We set up a Hedge Fund (ponzi scheme AND naked shorting, baby!) and dump our loot in our separate bank. Then, we naked short our bank while withdrawing our Hedge fund money from the bank. This makes HUGE money for our Hedge, and kills our bank. The bank then goes and gets TARP money! It's the perfect scheme!

[edit on 13-3-2009 by theWCH]

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Check your messages. Phone me tonight.

reply to post by pureevil81
No desks, but, we have a 50' bar... with nice heated stools!!!

OMG!!! this is gonna get good!!!

...and yes...we can naked short ourselfs, but, only if we file the right paperwork, before floating memos!!!

We need a ruling from our 1st CIO..dan?
(He's got 2 40's on the line now!!!)
:w:

[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]

I'm in.

So whats next?

reply to post by Hastobemoretolife
We "recruit" 10k members and do it of course...

10K x $3=30K x 35x leverage=1.05 million...it could work!!!

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...And don't forget to join a political party. (It makes no difference which one.)

I'm in.

So whats next?

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Send your money to my holding account. Hx trusts me.

reply to post by pause4thought


Agreed!!!

I trust P4T more than China trusts us!!!


If we can get Stander to put in 3 we'll have our CFO!!!

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The only problem I can see is: how do we run up a debt big enough to make this work?

reply to post by pause4thought
With $1.05 Million...easy...sink every cent into the dumbest, least profitable scams we can find!!!

Can anyone say "Wall St"???