BTS Bank Corp? Who wants in?

reply to post by Hx3_1963


No need to reappoint anybody, it is all words and a little accounting magic is all. With the subsides from the gov we can take a loss and get reimbursed for our losses.

reply to post by Hastobemoretolife
You are in line fer a BIG RAISE!!!

Now...can we find a way to sink Treasurys to the point we can afford to clean the market?

A "False Stock Flag?"

Make China believe we're so weak, they sell for pennys on the $...and we clean up?

MAJOR BEER & STRIPPERS for ALL!!!
(yes...in the Pool with heated stools...)



[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]

reply to post by Hx3_1963


I think so

I believe if we can reach that all important 100 billion number it could destroy China's confidence and we can be left owning America.

reply to post by Hastobemoretolife
Well...our initial IPO would be over $1.05M...after investmests in "hookas & Strip clubs" profits could be as high as $5M x 35 lev=175M...

We "could" use a "consolidation" for even more leverage ...if THC gets in the mix...or coca?

hhhmmm...

can you say..."BTS Global BankCorp?"




[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]

reply to post by Hx3_1963


Well My belief is that if we just use our asset's wisely we can easily gain more investors.

I'm thinking door to door sales, with our newly formed street team, The Upstanding Women of BTS Bank Corp.

reply to post by Hastobemoretolife
Now...by upstanding ...do you mean...down laying???

Nice!!!

BTW: Stander has another "riddle"...back on the other...UGH...why does he do this to me!!


:bash:

reply to post by Hx3_1963


They have an upstanding work ethic. They love to please the customers.

reply to post by Hx3_1963


Our street team is loyal to making a profit for BTS Bank Corp. and are well versed in their sales techniques. All of them started young and have 5 plus years of experience.

reply to post by Ant4AU
I'm all for low-lying/up-standing work ethics!!!

...at 17.5x leveraging...yep


ok...

Stander: CFO ???
P4T: 1st CDO
NY dan: 1st CIO
Ant4u: 2nd CIO
tobefree: 1st PRO
Hx3: mis-info adv ???

Anything here?

Looking back I got it right..next?


[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]

Before becoming a stay home slave ::cough:: mom, I was a coroporate credit manager. Couldn't we have a side biz as well for loaning cash?

We know the lending markets are all gummed up right now so, I'm willing to take the position....um, need a fancy title... "Lender Extradoinaire Administrator"

On my desk, down on the corner of the street, big sign:

**No Credit Check**
Our bank knows everyone is hosed!

**Borrow As Much As You Need**
Cuz we'll recoup it with hidden fees!

We'll rack up lots of debt. By allowing people the personal responsibility to borrow only as much as they feel comfortable to afford ::winkwink:: we'll rack up tons of debt! It's perfect!

I smell a bailout!!!! We SO win!

Under Benefits please include:
-employee can show up when she feels like it or not at all!
-neverending supply of diet coke
-Mom & Pop coffee 'store' on premise; pymt made with our own fiat currency 00000ooooo In that case, I'll need a whole high end fashion store and AE store; purses, lots of purses. And shoes! We are going to need a plaza. Buy the Rockefeller building!
-don't mind the dancers, hell, I may even join in from time to time
-smokes, need to have smokes (again bought with fiat $ )
-On site daycare -includes Friday evenings too
-Employee bonding/teambuilding retreat held in Jamacia
-Nice afternoons off - yeah, we CALL it golfing
-psychic hotline so we get up-to-the-minute end of the world' prophecies


[edit on 3/13/2009 by Whisper67]

reply to post by Whisper67
At present time this is whoop ass!!!

A defacto "LEA" board member?

(once again...a concensus?) NAH..it's all good!!!

Whisper67...LEA !!!
(logged)

reply to post by Hx3_1963
I'm liking this!!!

LEA
PRO
CIO

We'll have a lot more/better acronyms in no time at all...at this rate!!!

phista...the old ways are over!!!

reply to post by Whisper67

**No Credit Check**
Our bank knows everyone is hosed!

**Borrow As Much As You Need**
Cuz we'll recoup it with hidden fees!

The BTS Corp has a "unwritten by-law"...

**No Credit Check**
Our bank knows where you live!

**Borrow As Much As You Need**
We know where you live!

...Section 1 Clause 1
Play...or...Pay...



[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]

reply to post by Whisper67


Male dancers are provided they are just housed else where. Can't have them dampering my office you know. And yes all employees are welcome to sign up as one of my employees, women only please, yeah it's discrimination but who care

reply to post by Ant4AU
Point taken....

A dualality in "out-sourcing" extra-activity business Expenses...

Therefore a S/G (Stripper/Gigilo) form will be required...fear not...there's not fee or penalty involved...just a notation fer a write off...

just "fudge" line 1a...


[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]

How about the BTS bank Corp getting some of the Toxic debt that will be for sale in the near future with government backed loans.? if we lose the money we the tax payer will be paying for the loses anyway so we get our money back.

LEA REPORTING

The male dancers are not needed unless you really want the write off. If so, please keep em in the other room - those guys creep me out - dated a few ::takes hot shower:: Now, a gigelo - that's okay but he must like Sci-Fi...pillow talk.

I approve above said loaning. Perhaps we can assit the Feds with China so they quit mooning our ships.

reply to post by marg6043
www.abovetopsecret.com...

Already inducted into "official" discussions...good lookin' out!!!

If you read through the thread, you'll notice, (besides it's raw humor),
I've tried to put a "real face" on it, for real results...

...won't happen, but, brain-storming like this, might, spur someone to greater highs...

reply to post by Hx3_1963


Is going to take me a while to read the entire thread as I miss the it due to the fact that I have not been in BTS in over a year.

reply to post by Whisper67
Good suggestions!!!

A resolution?

"Stud-Muffins" for female members?

Fee's & tariffs to be leveled with social-eeww-ness? (lol)