Human Sexual Selection and Colon Size?

I find it funny that people hang out in the Science forum with no intention to talk about science. Have non of you heard of human sexual selection? When we first see someone of the opposite sex (usually), we unconsciously determan if they would make a good mate. What if it goes further than that? What if something internal effects the external in ways that we have not yet found? You are all treating this as a joke, but I am dead serious.

In all seriousness here...

To be honest, I've never heard of a study regarding a size correlation of colons between married people. However, I DO remember something about a possible similarity in the size of the PANCREAS.

I saw it on House, M.D.

Whether this phenomenon actually exists or not...uhhhh...

It is possible I had mistaken the colon for the pancreas, and I do watch House, M.D., but I am positive I READ this somewhere...either way, pancreas or colon...they are both amazing if either study exists.

Originally posted by mopusvindictus
well, I would like to be able to gather this information when I first meet a young lady...

I almost died laughing when I read that. Ahh, thank you, perfect start in the morning is a good laugh.

Anyway, this "study" seems more like a pun on a**ho**s being compatible with each other.

Colon size as sexual selector... this has got to be a new thing, surely. When I was a kid, only really filthy birds (or Catholics - and the two groups were surprisingly congruent) took it up the Gary*. Nowadays, young ladies talk freely about, and engage in, what they are pleased to term "bumsex". They probably even film it on their phones and post it on the internets. Disgusting.

If you had to have half your colon removed, would you be left with a semicolon?

* For our transatlantic cousins this is a Cockney rhyming slang reference to paedophile ex-popstar Gary Glitter