Human Sexual Selection and Colon Size?

Ok, it is driveing me nuts Somewhere I read that a study of happily married couples has shown a correlation in colon size. I can't find this article. If anyone has heard the same and knows where it came from, please share!

holy freaking un-called-for comment! go back to high school...i banish thee...

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Ummm...yeah that was uncalled for...has no one heard of this study?

I have not heard of this, no. I did a few Google searches but I was unable to find anything that seemed pertinent. Are you sure your memory is clear?

Searched google, and some other places, found nothing remotely close to this. Did you read this in the paper, online, magazine? Might be helpful to know.

Edit: I'm aware you stated you didn't remember, but that's probably the key to finding any information on this.

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I also googled it...I think I probably heard it on the Discovery channel, or in some science book I read once.

Perhaps because it wasn't even an attempt to answer my question?

You post is labeled "Human sexual selection and colon size? Thats the only quesiton I saw besides wanting to find out about the study, which wasnt really a question at all.

I was asking if anyone had heard of the study...couldn't figuer that one out?

Originally posted by goldbomb444
Perhaps because it wasn't even an attempt to answer my question?

All im saying is that you didnt ask a question. Thats all.

What do you mean by sexual selection? I know what it means biologically, but what do you mean?

Originally posted by goldbomb444
Ok, it is driveing me nuts Somewhere I read that a study of happily married couples has shown a correlation in colon size.

Their colon sizes made them happy?

Or... they were happy that they had compatible colon sizes?

....colon sizes indicate potential happiness?...

couples with similar colon sizes get married?

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Yes...that is why I found the study so interesting. People are attracted to others by alot of things. Facial structure, chest size, weight, height, hair...it all makes sense...but colon size? That is amazing!



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So which one of my lines best represents the findings of this study??

I R B confused

Sorry, "couples with similar colon sizes get married?" that one

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Ahh, ok Gotcha.

Well I will do a few quick searches and see if I can come up with anything.

I see. Are you sure this wasn't an Onion video?